Disclaimer: I don't own any of the anime featured in this story.

Note to Blu-sama: I got the Trigun manga!!!! dances I'm soooo happy TT TT

Hushi: I'm reaaaallly sorry about the long 'no-update.' ::hangs head in shame:: But I had to ummmmmm..... WELL WHO CARES!!! JUST READ THE DAMN STORY!!!!

More Insanity and Torture

Blu Sama stepped into the deserted classroom, dragging T9 close behind her. She flicked on the lights and strapped T9 down to a chair. At that very moment Legato Bluesummers walked into the door. He took one look at the pair, turned around to exit. "LEGATO-SAMA!" T9 screeched breaking free from the chair then glomping her husband. Legato shuddered and twitched a little as his wife hung around his neck.

Blu Sama pointed and laughed at Legato's suffering. At that moment the bell rang and the kids entered the classroom. "Hey kids. Guess what. We have a special guest here today. Mr. Legato Bluesummers." The children screeched with joy as they latched on to their new play...thing. (Although I really wouldn't call legato...child safe.)

"Wait a second, is it just me, or are you supposed to be dead. And how can I be in kindergarten, and you be like 20?" Vash asked, using up most of his metal ability thinking up that question.

"Ummmmmm...time machine?" Legato answered.

"Good enough." Vash said shrugging.

At that very moment a loud crash sound was heard along with some gasps and laughter. Blu Sama went to investigate the crash. There sprawled out on the floor was A girl with chestnut hair and a red trench coat. She sat up and in her arms was fluffy, a.k.a. Sesshomaru. That's right it was her almighty authoress, Hushi.

"DAMNIT HUSHI!" Luna screamed. "How the hell am I supposed to clean this up?"

"Never fear." Hushi said snapping her fingers making the mess clean itself up.

Legato attempted to escape at this time as the two were distracted, but T9 was quick to whack him with a random tennis racket, then drag him back to the chair, using duct tape. (Which EVERYONE knows is impossible to escape from, mind controller or not. Speaking of which, I don't know why he didn't escape using them in the first place, but what fun would that be?))

Hushi put down fluffy with a glint of 'insanity' in her eyes. She walked up to legato doing that weird whistling thing cartoons do when they're pretending to be innocent. She laughed and pointed at legato, then yelled. "Blu Sama said that you're a gaywad!"

With a flash of insanity, and instant noodles, Hushi was being strangled by Blu Sama. Hushi gagged as Luna shook her around a little. "I TOLD YOU NOT TO SAY I CALLED HIM THAT!" T9 walked over to them.

"YOU SAID WHAT!?" Said T9 Menacingly. "You're going down. And soon after they were all in a scramble. T9 was punching Blu Sama, Blu Sama was gnawing on Hushi's ankle, and Hushi was doing nothing but getting her ass kicked.

It was lucky for all of them, especially Hushi, that at that very moment a very tattered and bruise Yoh Asakura walked through the door bleeding, and looking like he spent the last month in a dumpster. It was only moments later that he collapsed on the floor. The events afterwards were as follows, Sesshomaru attempted to eat Yoh, Hushi Picked him up and huggled him, talking about how she'd always wanted her very own Asakura and then suddenly there appeared a young boy wearing a red uniform and a yellow scarf.

"They call me cyborg 009, defender of good, drinker of milk. I'm here to protect this boy from further torture!" Said the little, itsy, bitsy cyborg.

"No! Wait, but we didn't do any thing to him! WE went to Wal-Mart and he got trapped behind the automatic doors!" T9 screeched.

"Ohhhh!" Said Luna to a Yoh Asakura who was finally starting to come around. "So that's where you were all this time. I was beginning to wonder."

"You'd think you would have noticed, after all I was behind transparent doors." Said Yoh in a very sarcastic/ pissed off voice. Amidamaru, who had appeared over yoh's head nodding his head as the young shaman spoke.

Hushi was quick to scoop him up. Hushi looked over to Luna and T9. "AWWWW! CAN WE KEEP IT!?" Asked Hushi as the cyborg made futile attempts to escape from Hushi's clutches. All of the others rolled there eyes at her patheticness. "YAY!!!" She shouted jumping up and down, and then pretended to turn a hat backwards. "I caught...A CYBORG!"

"LAME POKEMON IMATATION!" Shrieked Misty as she pointed at Hushi in horror.

"At least she's not FROM pokemon, you pokeball throwing loser! Ha! Ha!" Blu Sama laughed.

And thus there was another fight, and once again, Hushi got her ass kicked. She whined about it for a while the snuggled fluffy for a while. Soon after the bell rang and everyone left, except for all the non anime characters, Legato and fluffy. The non anime characters had to plan the next...'lesson,' and as for fluffy Hushi claied he was there for her personal comfort...