Title: Implications

Disclaimer: I don't own alias

Summary: Sydney's musings about Vaughn after the whole "my name isn't Michael Vaughn" stunt

oneshot...love it hate it tell me

a grasshopper walks into a bar...

just shut up already, i'm tired of it

and the bartender says...

tired of the lies

we have a drink named after you...

tired of you making me feel like this

and he says you have a drink named phil...

tired of you lying to them

i was going to use doug...

tired of you leaving me alone

doug is no funnier than phil...

tired of you decieving them