disclaimer: I don't own any anime featured in this story.

Kids are cannibals! So are Hamsters!

Just as the bell rang blu-sama woke up. She, T9, Legato, and Hushi had all crashed on the classroom floor in sleeping bags. Well except Legato who was locked in the closet, thanks to the efforts of Hushi and Blu- Sama. (Their reason was they didn't want any 'funny' buissness) As for fluffy he had escaped via the ventalation system.

It was at that very moment that the door burst open and before the could do anything a herd of kids trampeled them all. (after all children are the most in human, murderous, hamster-like beings known to man kind.) Hushi of course being the almighty authouress, merely snapped her fingers to make the children not trample her, and legato was in the closet so he was safe, for the moment. So that left blu-sama and T9 to be stomped all over. Hushi laughed at them, only to have her ass kicked soon after.

Once everyone was orginized (Ha! Orginized, now there's a word i don't use very often!) Blu sama had a very important announcement to make. "Everyone, tommorow we'll be doing secret santa so everyone pick a name from this here hat." She said pointing at really, REALLY tacky novelty santa hat.

"Wait!" Yelled Hushi, just as Blu announced this. "That might be ofensive to those of other beliefs! I don't wanna take any chances."

"Okay, how about secret holiday gift exchange?" Asked T9 who, like the others had forgotten that legato was still locked in the closet.

Hushi gasped "But what if they don't belive in gifts?"

"Okay, secret object exchange!" Squeled Blu-sama.

"But keeping secrets is bad!" Argued Hushi. The...erm... teachers all huddled up together and moments later broke up. "We've made a decision." Said hushi loudly "It will be called ... The safe exchange of childsafe and non-offensive goods." A tumbleweed rolled by as she said this, followed closely by the sound of chirping crickets. Hushi grabbed the tumbleweed. "PETEY!!!! MY OLD COLLEGE ROOMMATE!! Err...highschool roomate." (Luna: You're not even in highschool yet... Hushi:BITE ME!)

"Where do you think everyone went to?" Asked T9. Then at that very moment very, VERY strange noises were heard from the closet. "LEGATO!!" Shreiked T9 as she literally ripped off the door.

What they found inside was very frightning indeed, There sat The children, and a large herd of hamsters, eating legato alive. T9 shreiked in sheer terror, as she grabbed her legato tying to save him from being eaten. Hushi and Blu-sama almost peed their pants laughing. Unfortunatly that was something T9 just wasn't going to stand for, And thus she kicked both their asses.

The next day....

Blu sama was the only one left, T9 was in the hospital waiting for legato to get out of the hospital and Hushi was off looking for fluffy in the ventalation system. So that left Blu and of course the kids. anyways it was nearly time for the kids to arrive.

"Riiiiing."The kids walked into the classroom it was odly quiet. (Which may have some thing to do with the fact they were eating Legato alive yesterday. If I were them I would'nt put that thing in my mouth, after all it'ss 'Legato'.) Blu sama told them to sit down in a very stern angry voice. "You should all be very ashamed for what you did to mr. Legato." She said pacing back in forth. "..After all i told you specifically, to aim beetween the eyes! Gnaw his god damn face off!" Luna sighed. "Well I guess it's time for plan B. I call it operation Legato is a weirdo who keeps snails in his pencil box! Then everyone will know how wierd he rally is and hate him! Then he'll be at the mercy of his own fan girls! Mwa ha ha! It's evil, Terrible..TACOS!"

At that moment scurrying was heard from inside the air vents. Everyone looked up and out of the vent came out an uber (ha ha! Uber... I loooooves that word) kawaii tiny Seshomaru dog form...er...puppy form. Yoh asakura Shreiked. "PUPPY!!!" As he sprang up and chased the puppy around in circles. The puppy barked and turned back into fluffy, who then gave Yoh asakura the finger, and then yoh bit off his finger. "OWWWWIE! You little &$#!"

"This calls for a trip to the hospital!" Called another voice. They all looked up to see hushi stuck in the vent with an evil look on hwer face. Blu sama smirked why yes it does. all the kids looked at each other, except for Yugi who was busy looking for moon rocks up his nose.

There was no bus avalible at the time so they all found them cramming into Hushi's manga-mobile.

Which was crammed full of so much manga you could barely even breathe, but since this is my fic they defy the laws of all logic. So as was saying they were on they're way to the hospital to get yoh's finger sewn back on. Luckily the hospital wasn't far away becaise in the middle of the trip to the hospital the Manga Mobile broke down and it was decided that the kids would walk the rerst of the way. (Hushi stayed behind frantically trying to fix the car.)

When they finally did arrive Yoh was sent to a room full of sewing machines to wait in line, so blu and the other kids went to find T9 and Legato. While they were there they insidently wandered on to the psyhco ward, which was basically a series of padded rooms. They went to the front desk to ask where they could find Legato's room, when behind the front desk they spotted a poster feraturing this weeks escapees. And there beetween Radical Edward and Ayame Sohma Was a poster of Blu Sama. Underneath it said 'Reward 60 million double dollars, and a pizza.' The kids looked at the poster then back at blu sama, grinning evilly.

"Hey, blu sama." Touga said eyeing her. "How would youlike a nice, white jacket."

"I know what you're thinking, and no." Said blu sama strictly.

"Awwwww... come on" Whined Yugi.

"I said NO!" Blu sama continued. "You wouldn't believe how long it took me to get the spoon i used to escape with last time!"

"I am A cyborg and I fight for good! Therefore i must put you where you belong!" Screeched 009. "Prepare to die, or something less violent!"

"BRING IT ON!" Blu sama challenged.

"Oh I will!!!" The cyborg smirked, then suddenly the room turned dark. "Now you'll pay." The wityh a flash of light the cyborg had summoned a herd of ferocious bunnies. "ATTACK!"

this scene has been cut out of the fic do to extreme violence and gore

Screen goes black

"Ouch, That's gotta hurt"

"Is that suposed to bend that way?"

screen fades back in

As the class continued on it's way down the hall looking for T9 and Legato's room, (Blu sama and cyborg 009 had come to an agrrement, so long as the class didn't turn her in she wouldn't beat them to a bloody pulp.) That's when they came upon a padded room with 'anime kindergarten teacher' written above the door. The students looked at each other and smiled evilly, except for those who had arrived during 'blu sama's reign.'

The door creaked open and sure enough in the middle of the room tightly wrapped in a straight jacket, was the original teacher of the anime kindergarten class. "Her eyes widened as she released who it was. "No...no! Get away! Not them, leave me alone!"

Vash walked up to her grinning widely. "We made you this card." He said handing her a card that had a scribbly drawing of her playing with the kids, and it read "we're sorry we made you sad!" (ha ha, i watch too many Lehendary Frog videos) in unreadble printing and with a few extra backwards letters.

Thats When she snapped, "OH GOD, SHOOT ME NOW!!!!!!" The children smirked in satisfaction at this, and then touga walked up.

"Mrs. Teacher number one, where do babys come from?" He said with a smirk of evilness.

The teacher shreiked in terror, As the children looked at each other with a sickeningly satisfied look on each of thier little bloodthirsty faces.

"Let's bring her with!" Chimed Goku, a rope in one hand and a wagon being pulled in the other.

"Yes, let's." Said the others girnning evilly.

And thus The children broke The original teacher out of the pyscho ward and continued on their so called journey. Looking through hall after hall until finally they came to the front desk.

"Got any evil pshco's here m'am?" Blu sama asked casually.

"Yes, we do." She said curiously raising one eyebrow.

"Any that are gaywads." Blu sama said leaning over the desk.

"Mr. Bluesummers, room 707, for the love of sweet baby jesus, TAKE HIM HOME!" Screeched the woman, grabbbing on to Blu's sleeve.

"Uhhhh, yeah sure." She said prying her off of her sleeve.

Thus They finally did find legato's room, so they walked in(duh) and there on the bed was legato, legs pulled up against his chest, rockingback and forth...

Yes, a cliffhanger. Yes i'm too lazy to finish. ha ha, to make up for my laziness, I give you, an extra scene!!!!

::luna, T9 and Legato sock puppets appear on a card board stage::

sock puppet Luna: I is luna. I likes to calls the legatos gaywadses

sock puppet T9: I is the T9, I likes the violence.

sock puppet Legato: I is the legato, I likes the puddin' pops.

Real T9: You like WHAT!?

Real Luna: Awwww, come on sempai, that's not true. You should try not to be such a sour puss.

Real T9: I'll sour YOUR puss! ::Throttles::

Real luna: ::gasp:: Need! ::gasp:: AIR! ::Gasp:: TO LIVE!!!

Real legato: Mmmmm... puddin' pops.

THE END!!!!!!!