Disclaimer: I do not own any of the anime that appears in this fic.

Okay there are a few things I must say before we start…

1. T9 and Luna… your reviews are kick-ass, I find myself rolling around on the floor laughing every time I read them. Yes… Awesomeness smothered in awesome-sauce.

2. Damn you Luna! Now I'm utterly addicted to trigun!

3. I'm SO sorry this took so long! As a reward I'm gonna do my best to fit all my loyal fans into the story somewhere, just tell me in a review and you can be an extra! Maniacal laughter

3. Humor me here for a second while I go all whiney and stuff. I have been getting some nasty reviews for this story lately and I just wanted to let those people know that I am offended by their reviews. It's not that I have a problem with flames, it was how those particular flames were written. One in particular was very rude and uncalled for. You can hate my writing all you want but it won't change the fact that many people read and enjoy my writing. Yeah, I know a lot of the people in the story are out of character but it's a parody. Let loose and have some fun. And if you hate it that much, why did you waste time writing a review for it, honestly. As one by Sadako said: "this story was so boring that i couldn't get passed the title of da damn story." Haven't you people ever heard the quote "You can't judge a book by it's cover." Yeah, yeah, I'm done now.

Escape From The Hospital

"LUUUUUNAAAA-SAAAAAN!" Legato shrieked leaping of the hospital bed and latching onto Luna's arm. "Take me home! Take me home! Take me HOME. PLEASE!"

"Ack! It's touching me! Get it off!" Luna shrieked waving her arm around in a completely desperate attempt to get Legato off her arm. Luna stared at the students pathetically. "Well, are you going to help me or not?"

The children glanced around at each other and shook their heads. Luna glared daggers at them for quite some time before beating Legato to a bloody pulp forcing him to release her.

"Hurry someone get me a bottle of hand sanitizer or something, I think his suckyness is spreading up my arm!" Luna yelled as a black spot slowly spread up her arm. Yugi sighed getting some soap and proceeding to rub off the 'blackness.'

"It could have been worse…I mean they say if your touched by a certain uber-sucking character you will melt instantly." Said Syaoran as Luna and all of the other children glared at Marcus from fire emblem who had randomly appeared in the room moments ago.

"What are you all looking at?" The purple haired loser asked in confusion. They all glared daggers at him for moment, shortly followed by him bursting into flames. (Because I say so and he needs to burn. BURN I SAY!)

Luna sighed, sitting in the chair situated next to the hospital bed. "What are you so clingy about anyway? It's starting to creep me out, really now." Luna said with a disgusted look on her face.

"Lu-Luna- It's-it's HORRIBLE!" Legato managed to say before bursting out into tears. "This hospital… it-it has a rule…" Legato was in a full out sob at this point.

"Pull yourself together man!" Shouted Touga from the crowd of children that was forming around his hospital bed.

"He's got a point there…" Luna said crossing her arms. "So…? Spit it out already!"

No longer crying, but still sniffling quite a bit Legato spoke in a shaky voice. "In this hospital the don't allow patients to eat puddin' pops!" Legato once again broke out into tears as the entire class let out a gasp of horror.

"Th-that's just sick." Muttered Inu Yasha. "They must be up to something."

"I know!" He screeched breaking into sobs again. "I just don't know what do to any more! I'm gonna die with a pudding pop free system!"

"Be quiet Legato." The group turned to see T9 standing in the room rummaging through her bag. "I smuggled some in for you." Legato looked at her hopefully.

"Are they banana flavoured?" He questioned hopefully.

"Of course not." T9 said tossing one of the pudding pops in his general direction.

"Well then shouldn't we just take him and get out of here?" Luna asked, getting many reassuring nods from the kids. "I mean we gotta get this plot rolling."

"Right." Legato said, getting up, dressed only in his hotdog boxers. ( Yes Luna, I read your stories. And everyone else should go read them too.) "Let's get out of here."

With that the large group, and the half mental teacher in a wagon exited the building.

flash to sewing room

"I hope Luna comes back for us soon." Yoh said looking up at his ghost companion. Who let out an unsettled grunt. "I bet she'll be back real soon."

the next day

A strange feeling loomed in the air, as a poster had been posted just outside the classroom doors. The school was putting on a play. But not just any play. A musical. But not just any musical. The wizard of Oz.

Upon seeing this an inhuman cry was let out from inside the school. "I'M THE DIRECTOR! OH!"

T9 looked over the stunned Luna's shoulder. "A musical, eh?" An evil grin spread across her face.

Luna stared in disbelief. "You're not thinking of getting them to come are you?" Luna asked. "I mean that's just crazy!"

"Crazy like a fox!" She said dashing off in search of a working telephone.

"Senpai! WAIT!" She called running after. A confused legato exited the classroom, still just wearing his boxer shorts, wondering what all the screaming was about. But all his questions were answered when he saw the advertisement for the musical.

"Noooooo!" He screamed running back into the class room to cower under a desk.

flash to sewing room

"Any minute now… they wouldn't forget me again! I just know they're coming!"

insert dun Dun DUN! Here

Well that's all for today kids. I've been meaning to do this for awhile now! I'm sorry! On a random not my name is changed! CHE HE HE HE!

In any case, who is this 'they' and why is Legato so scared?

Find out next time (hopefully not a year later) on anime kindergarten!

And due to last time's popularity I present…SOCK PUPPET THEATRE #2!

T9 puppet: CUT THE FAT WITH A NEW AND IMPROVED GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL XDLOLOL!

Legato puppet: 100 pudding pop attack! twitches like mad

T9 puppet: Quiet you fool.

Luna puppet: I'm going to eat some orange juice!

Legato Puppet: LET'S SING THE PUDDING POP SONG! I WANT CHOCOLATE, I WANT VANILLA, PUDDING, PUDDING PLEASE DELIVER!

Real T9: What's the difference between the regular grill and that one?

Real Luna: eats some orange juice This one's red.

Real T9: O rly?

Real Luna: Ya rly.

Legato: I want vanilla, I want chocolate…