Scene 1: Napoleon's House
The sun breaks through the window, slowly covering Napoleon's room with light. Napoleon snores peacefully (well, not really), when he is shaken by the sound of loud music.
"What the heck!" yelled Napoleon to himself. The music was loud, punk rock. Napoleon watched all of his things rattle around before him. He wasn't happy. "Who the crap is playing that music?" he asked.
Waking down the hall, it was becoming clear where the source of the music was coming from: Grandma's room.
"Grandma," Napoleon whispered to himself.
Napoleon opens the door, only to have his 3rd, maybe 2nd, worst fear coming true. Grandma was indeed playing punk rock, but she was also 'jamming' to it.
"What are you doing!" yelled Napoleon, covering his ears as he tried to get over the music.
"I'm jamming to rock! Duh!" yelled Grandma, but she couldn't even hear herself.
"TURN IT DOWN!" yelled Napoleon. Now he's mad. Grandma finally understood him, and turned it off. Napoleon could feel his ears ringing. Really bad.
"Can't a woman have some fun?" questioned Grandma, with a teenage tone in her voice.
"You suck." said Napoleon, under his breath.
"What?" asked Grandma. Apparently, she, too, was having problems hearing.
"Nothing! Gosh!" yelled Napoleon.
"Just go downstairs. And feed Tina while you're at it." Said Grandma.
"Fine!" yelled Napoleon, storming out of the room. 'Gosh, I can't stand her! Always bugging the heck out of me and driving me crazy!' Napoleon thought to himself as he got down. He opens the fridge, but there was no food in it. "What happened to all the flippin' food!" asked Napoleon. But, Grandma had turned the music back on, and the house began to shake again.
"Forget Tina, I'm going to Pedro's!" he yelled, heading for the door. As he opens it, he is greeted with a water balloon in the face. The impact sent him flying to the ground. As he got back up, he saw kids riding very quickly on their bikes.
"Get back here you butt nuggets!" screamed Napoleon, chasing them down the road.