Schweppes (the writer): I don't like this story much, but I guess I'll write more.
Meilin: You better, I think its ok.
Jack: I'm not going to tell you my opinion, I'm afraid of what you're going to do.
Schweppes: -sighs- ON WITH THE FIC!
Disclaimer: Meilin and I don't own Kingdom Hearts, Nightmare Before Christmas, or the song Toxicity.
Summary: Based off of Kingdom hearts, Kairi, Riku and Sora were at Destiny Island when two girls fell from a waterfall and they ended up with keyblades.
Notes: (A/N), 'thinking', -action-, +singing+
What happened last time: Meilin just sighs and says, "By the way, I got one of those key things too... I just sat on it."
Everyone sweatdropped at that moment in time.
Toxicity
Chapter Two: Finding the Keyblades
"That looks like the Oathkeeper," Sora had to tell her that. 'I doubt she knew anyway.'
All of a sudden three more keyblades fell on Schweppes's head.
Sora bursted out, "That's the Kingdom Key, I call it!"
"You can't just call it, it has to choose you," the key started floating towards me, but Sora grabbed it in mid-air.
"NO, IT'S MINE!"
The next one to float was the Ulitma Blade. It started to float towards Sora, but changed its mind, turned around and chose me. I started to jump up and down with joy, but noticed that everyone was looking me weird, so I blushed and stopped.
"I don't think anyone's gonna argue about that... it's just what he'll do with it that I'm worried about." 'Sora... he's still so up tight about that time.' -sigh-
"Forget about for now!" 'Kairi, I don't think she'd want to upset our new guests.'
The third keyblade started to float, this time it was the Fairy Harp. This one automatically floated towards Kairi. She blushed and took with glee.
"Hmm… the Fairy Harp. It's beautiful!" Kairi cheered.
Meanwhile, Meilin was laughing at Schweppes, who had numerous bumps on her head caused by the falling keyblades.
Schweppes scowled at Meilin and attacked. Everyone stared and sweatdropped at the cat fight. (Yes, with keyblades.)
"I take it this means that they know how to use them," I said... to break the verbal silence.
They both came out after a while with bumps and bruises. Meilin's leg had blood trickling down and Schweppes's eye was black and blue. Everyone but Schweppes burst out laughing.
"What's so funny, did I miss something?" Schweppes was really confused.
"Yeah, look at your reflection," Meilin was trying to hold in her laughter.
Schweppes looked into the water.
"AHHHHHHHHHH! THERE'S A STARFISH ON MY HEAD! GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!" (Get it off... just in case you couldn't tell)
Schweppes ran around the beach until she ran into a coconut tree and fell over unconscious. The starfish had its laugh and climbed up the tree. Kairi ran over to see if she was ok. (Starfish climb trees?)
Meanwhile, I seemed to be flirting with this mysterious Meilin.
"Sooo... umm... Meilin, right? Well, how old are you?"
"Seventeen, so is Schweppes." (fake age)
"I'm seventeen too. Kairi and Sora are sixteen. Two years ago the keyblades were around. Sora got them, and they kind of transformed into the other types. I guess this time they're all separate keyblades. That'll be harder to keep track of all of them. I wonder where the rest of them are."
"Hmmm... I think I might know of your adventure. I had a dream where I saw these people go on a journey to other worlds. They kind of looked like the two of you. Everyday the dream would come back and it would be a different world. What if I saw you as you were doing it, but in my dreams?"
"That's freaky."
"Yep. So... does that mean I'm meant to be here?"
"Don't know, could be a possibility," I shrugged.
There was a big splash heard ahead, dark clouds came out of nowhere like when most dark type people come along. In this case, it was Jack Skellington. It appears that he has found another keyblade. This time it's the Oblivion.
"AHHH! Wait... it's just Jack, he's fine." 'Sora's just gonna walk away like he's a cuddly teddy bear that can be approved to children age's one day and up. This would be a different case if the teddy bear was on Viagra, but lets not go there.'
"What do you mean, just Jack! +With the slightest ever little effort of my ghost like charm, I have seen grown men give out a shriek+" Jack clears his throat. "Well, enough of that..." (AN: sorry, I had this song stuck in my head, that's my favorite movie... BTW it's the song when Jack gets sick of Halloween Town and runs away and finds Christmas Town... there could be many sequels to that movie! Like Easter Town, Thanksgiving Town, so on. I'm going on and on, back to Jack.) "Bloody author writes too much!" (I know -sweatdrop-) "Well, as you can all tell, I have the Oblivion, so no one better get on my bad side or I'll go ninja on all of you!"
Sweatdrop. 'Does he even know what a ninja is?'
"Yes I do! Oh didn't I tell you that I can read minds?" he crossed his arms.
'If he had a tongue, I swear he would have stuck it out at me.' I just gave him a look telling him that I'm getting annoyed.
"Umm... I... I'll back away now," Jack seemed to move closer to his ship that just seemed to appear out of no where. 'Did he come on a ship? I don't remember seeing one before! That's a game for you.'
"Well that's six of them. There are sixteen of them. If the Kingdom Key has gotten this much more powerful, then I wonder how much more powerful the others have gotten. There's only one way to find out... find the others and there's a 90 chance that we're gonna have to fight them." 'Sora's getting all mathematical... I didn't think he'd be that smart.'
"Do you know which ones we need?" Kairi asked. 'She must be the person in this fic that always has to get this straight... sort of the blond.'
"Well, we have Ultima Blade, Pumpkinhead, Oathkeeper, Kingdom Key, Fairy Harp and Oblivion. That leaves Jungle King, Three Wishes, Crabclaw, Wishing Star, Spellbinder, Metal Chocobo, Olympia, Lionheart, Lady Luck, and Divine Rose," Sora said very fast and very proudly.
"Did any of you get that?" Schweppes asked, confused.
"I know I didn't, all I caught was Oathkeeper," Meilin responded.
"Greedy!" Schweppes responded.
"Hey, where'd that girl go?" Jack noticed.
Sora started panicking, afraid that Kairi was lost or drowned, or fell off a cliff or died in some other weird way in seconds, "Where the fuck is Kairi, she's gone! NOO!"
Instead, Kairi had just simply tripped and Riku was standing on her.
"GET OFF OF ME RIKU!"
"Hee hee, sorry Kairi," I nervously laughed.
Kairi jumped up, forgave him and went back into the little group.
"I was about to go off and see if the raft still works, but we can use Jacks ship!"
"My ship is the gummi ship Diablos!"
"Whoa!" we all said it in unison, we knew... except for Schweppes and Meilin... well, Meilin might, in her dreams. But anyway, we all said it in unison and we all knew how hard it was to get that gummi ship. 'I wonder how he got it anyway. You don't get gummi ships very easily.'
"I got the gummi ship when King Mickey heard how good I was to you... that and I told him that I'd pick you up so you can come to our world for a visit. He said the only ship good enough would be the Diablos gummi ship!" Jack winked at me and walked towards the ship.
That's all for now. Getting tired.
Jack: Hmmm, I'm getting interested now; maybe I'll stay throughout the rest of the fic.
Schweppes: (writing on a little note pad) Note, keep Jack in fic so he'll stay here.
Jack: What are you writing? -trying to look at notepad-
Schweppes: Nothing, why should you care?
Jack: Fine then don't tell me, I'll just walk away.
Schweppes: No!
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