Schweppes: Now to start off Chapter Three!

-Bakura walks in-

Schweppes: what are you doing here, you're not even in the fic yet.

Bakura: I wanted to see what you're doing, and WHY I'm not in yet!

Schweppes: You're not in every single chapter, I can put you in soon enough, just not this chapter.

Bakura: fine.

-knock knock-

Schweppes: who's there?

Jack: Skellington.

Schweppes: Come in then.

-Jack rolls his eyes (yeah I know, he doesn't have eyes) and comes in to hear his fic in the making-

Schweppes: I'm not reading it to you, but you can see it in theaters, your name in lights!

Jack: my name's already in lights.

Schweppes: well - it can be in lights again.

Ok... I was a little hyper.

NOTES: Out of characterness, -action-, \\me talking to Riku\\//Riku talking to me, (AN), 'Riku thinking'

Disclaimer: Do I have to say it again? Fine... I own nothing but the clothes on my back and this fic. (Nothing is SOAD's Toxicity, Kingdom Hearts, Nightmare Before Christmas, and Yu-Gi-Oh) But at least I have them and Jack!

Jack: No you don't!

Schweppes: I do now!

Jack: O.o

Summary: Based off of Kingdom Hearts, Kairi, Riku and Sora were at Destiny Island when two girls fell from a waterfall and they ended up with keyblades. Jack appears in the Diablos gummi ship. He holds yet another keyblade.

Last time: "I got the gummi ship when King Mickey heard how good I was to you... that and I told him that I'd pick you up so you can come to our world for a visit. He said the only ship good enough would be the Diablos gummi ship!" Jack winked at me and walked towards the ship.

Toxicity

Chapter Three: Halloween Town

'Hmm... the Diablos gummi ship. That's a good ship, one of my favorites. So now we're going to go off to Halloween Town.'

"Okay now, get into the gummi ship every one!" Jack ordered.

So everyone entered the Diablos gummi ship. The heartless ships weren't out yet. 'I wonder where they all are. At least it was an easy ride to Halloween Town. But for some reason, every time I think about that place, I feel a deep foreboding inside. If the Keyblade was back, then that means the heartless must be back, but who would control them now? It must be someone more powerful then Ansem himself.'

'Who would be more powerful then Ansem? It could be his brother or something... that happens a lot in other games and anime shows and stuff. I wonder what he would look like. Hmmm, he could have that whitish blue hair, black trench coat instead of gray.'

(Schweppes: He can be younger, and cuter, and is even more evil then Ansem... -drool- Sadly, he doesn't exist.

Meilin: -slaps Schweppes- wake up, you're talking about the dude who possessed Riku!

Schweppes: So?

Meilin: DIE!

-a cat fight appears between Meilin and Schweppes-

Jack: Okaaaay, back to the story.)

"We're here!" Jack said.

'We're FINALLY here... but that's already been said. I wonder if Halloween Town looks any different than last time I went. And I did go before Sora, had to tell the heartless to make sure that Sora can't lock it. It didn't work, and I'm glad.'

"It took long enough!" 'I think Schweppes fell asleep. -Yawn- Or maybe I did. Maybe we slept together, that didn't sound right. Now I must take my perverted brain and get out of here before something really does happen! You know what... I think too much!'

I'm about to get off the Diablos when I see about a million heartless standing right outside the ship. I see some Shadow, Darkball, Gargoyle, Invisible and Search Ghost. There are some new ones here, it used to only be the Search Ghosts and the Shadows. Then again, Shadows are in every world.

-HACK, COUGH, GAG- 'hmm... looks like Schweppes caught the flu. Great... another thing to take care of.' (I really do have the flu. -sniffles-) 'Schweppes collapsed. And she has a good Keyblade! So far the third best, I have the best and then Sora's. But let's not go into that.'

(This fic is getting dull...)

"How come that author always interrupts our fic!" Jack was annoyed.

As soon as Sally heard Jacks voice, she came running over and slapped him over the head, "Last time I'm trusting you!"

'Guess that didn't work out very well, they seemed so in love in the movie.' An evil laugh is heard from Schweppes. 'Humph, Jack's too tall for her. Did I just sound jealous! I'm delirious, I must have caught the flu too.' I sniff some pixie sticks to get a reason to be delirious. 'There, I'm high, now I'm delirious. I don't like Schweppes, but that Meilin person has a chance. OK, now I'm REALLY delirious.'

(Meilin: Hey!

Jack: Ha ha!)

"Riku, are you gonna fight or get high pick one!" Sora was getting mad. 'Hmm... I like both the same, but I guess I'll fight since I got the second one down... kind of.'

So here I am going all karate on the heartless. 'So much fun. Watching them die. How come when they die they turn into munny or something like that? Well - I'm not complaining, I like the munny, I can buy stuff with it!'

"Riku, stop being greedy and fight!" 'I forgot that Jack could read my mind. I wonder how he could anyway.'

"Some freak accident caused by Dr. Finkelstein. Remember how he was trying to put the heart into the heartless?"

"No, that was me." Sora mentioned.

"Oh well, but anyway, he was going to put the heart into the heartless when I got in the way. I tripped, and then for some reason ended up reading peoples minds."

"I didn't need that lecture."

"What I left a whole bunch out! Blah blah blah blah..."

'Well that's enough of Jack, back to fighting!' Bing Bang Boom! All dead. I wipe sweat from my forehead. 'That was at least an hour, good thing Meilin and Sora and Kairi were all here. Now what?'

"Blah blah. And that's how I read minds! Any questions?" Jack was still talking.

"You were talking?"

Jack just storms off to his house. The rest of us wander around Halloween Town killing any heartless left. 'This place is more boring then usual. I don't see why the all powerful authoress (Yes, all powerful!) likes this place so much.'

\\Grr, I'll get you for that Riku! Muhahahahaha!\\

-ACHOO!- The authoress is speaking through Schweppes... who is her.

"You sneezed on me? That's your way of getting back?"

"Whimp."

"Am not!"

"Are too!"

"Nooo, not this again! I refuse to do that."

"No you don't."

"Yes I do. Fuck!"

"See!"

I stick my tongue out at her and walk away. She clucks, I snap my fingers and my Keyblade attacks her without me. Everyone stares wide eyed...

"I didn't know you could do that!" Sora gazed at the attacking keyblade.

"Of course you didn't, Sora, you're you!"

"Yeah, that made A LOT of sense," Sora rolled his eyes.

(Now this fic is lamer then ever... if that could happen. Being sick gives me bad ideas... I'll just write this when I'm feeling better.)

(I'm feeling sort of better... depressed but better. I hope that the fic comes out better too. There was a fic that I read it was a Nightmare Before Christmas based off of Shakespeare's Midsummer's Night Dream, I just finished that in English so I thought it was funny... well, it's called a Midsummer's Nightmare. Read it if you want... if it's still up.)

Sally appeared out of no where with Zero and Dr. Finkelstein. 'I noticed that one of Sally's fingers are missing, and she didn't seem herself earlier. Maybe in some world we haven't been to yet we can find out what's wrong with her. But that's beside the point yet. I don't think Dr. F even noticed the missing finger, her ring finger none the less. I hope Jack noticed. Maybe he didn't and that's why Sally's so mad at him.'

'I'm looking too far into that, it's none of my business anyway.' Zero ran over to Schweppes and jumped on her like most (non-obedient) dogs. She tried to pet him, but her hand went right though. I could see the goose bumps all the way from over here. 'I guess it's true what they say about ghosts. Cold and can go through whatever they please... I guess.'

(Jack: But if they could go through anything, wouldn't Zero have gone though Schweppes when he jumped on her?

Schweppes: I guess so.)

'I wonder what would happen when I die, am I to come to Halloween Town? They are all dead here. Maybe at one time they all lived in some other world like me and Kairi and Sora. Could it be possible that I knew Jack when he was alive? Now I sound like a fucken psychiatrist, or something like that.'

"Are you ok Riku?" it was Kairi.

I snap out of the trance, "Umm, yes, I'm fine." 'How come she always does this to me? Once I get into thinking she finds a way to make me feel worse by asking that same question. She did that in chapter one too. I hope it doesn't happen every chapter.'

(Jack: I don't either.

Schweppes: Hey, you're not supposed to talk.

Jack: Too bad!)

'As I thought, I hope it doesn't happen every chapter...' /wait, now I forgot what doesn't happen every chapter./

(Jack: Ha ha!)

/Grrr./

(Schweppes: No talking between the fic readers and the people in the fic! I just confused myself now -sweatdrop- well, no talking of the Jack, only in the fic!

Jack: fine!

Schweppes: I SAID only in the fic!

Jack: meep.

Schweppes: that's more like it!)

/Can we get on with the fic now/

\\Go ahead\\

Ok... /Now what do I do/

\\What you're supposed to do is... NOT ASK ME QUESTIONS! Last time Kairi asked if you were ok and you were complaining.\\

/Fine. So.../

"Hi Kairi."

"So, are you ok Riku?"

"I said I was fine."

"Ok then. I'll go to the Research Lab and read a book or two. I don't think there's anywhere else to read. To tell you the truth, there's nothing exactly interesting to do here," Kairi told me.

Schweppes: Just wait and see.

Jack: What's that supposed to mean?

Schweppes: You'll see.

Jack: Party pooper.

Meilin: So review now!