Bakura: Am I in this chapter?

Schweppes: No.

Jack: I am!

Meilin: Don't brag, and get along with the fic already!

Schweppes: Hey, that's my job!

Disclaimer: I do not own Nightmare Before Christmas, Toxicity, Kingdom Hearts or anything else that ends up in the fic... the only thing I do own is the fic I guess.

NOTES: OOC, \\me talking to Riku\\//Riku talking to me, (A/N), 'thinking', +singing+, -action-

Summary: Based off of Kingdom Hearts, Kairi, Riku and Sora were at Destiny Island when two girls fell from a waterfall and they ended up with keyblades. Jack appears in the Diablos gummi ship. He holds yet another keyblade. They end up in Halloween Town.

Last time: "OK then. I'll go to the Research Lab and read a book or two. I don't think there's anywhere else to read. To tell you the truth, there's nothing exactly interesting to do here." Kairi told me.

Toxicity

Chapter Four: Jack's Gone Missing

The Mayor came into the Guillotine Square and with his frown face on, and said, "Oh no! Jack's in trouble! He was going home, he was mad. Lock, Shock and Barrel kidnapped him!"

"YAY, +Capture the Skellington, tie him in a knot, bury him for 20 years and see if he still talks+!" Meilin seemed to enjoy this.

"DON'T TALK ABOUT JACK LIKE THAT!" Schweppes was getting mad. She attacked Meilin with all her force.

Schweppes appeared out of the cat fight with a black eye and numerous cuts. Meilin was knocked unconscious.

(Schweppes: Told ya so!

Jack: Shhh, I don't want to be kidnapped, you're stalling them!

Schweppes: Humph.)

"How could Jack be kidnapped? Nooo, not Jack, why couldn't he have killed Lock, Shock and Barrel instead?" Sally was getting paranoid.

"Sorry Sally, I know what it's like to lose a loved one." 'Sora's still jealous. He probably thinks that Kairi likes me better. I think that it's the other way around.'

All of a sudden Jiminy Cricket popped out of nowhere and started singing When You Wish Upon a Star. This seemed to give Kairi an idea.

"Why don't we wish on a star?" Kairi asked.

(Jack: Ah, I sense a genius. -rolls his eyes-)

"Umm... the shooting stars are the gum-." I stopped Sora mid sentence.

"I was saying, the shooting stars are actually the gummi pieces." I finished.

"And since there are none out there, that means there won't be any shooting stars." Sora wanted to sound smart.

"Sora, since when did you get so smart? Before you always asked so many questions."

"Duh, I read all of Ansem's reports in the last game!"

"No, really? I would of never guessed." I said it with sarcasm. "And Kairi gave them to me to read before. So I get the idea. Hey, where did Meilin go anyway, she hasn't talked for a long time."

(Jack: Yeah, where did she go?

Schweppes: SHH, you're ruining the fic!

Jack: No I'm not, you're just mad.

Schweppes: NO I'M NOT, STOP TALKING!

Jack: Yes you are and fine, go on with the fic!)

A muffled sound is heard from far off. Schweppes starts backing up and almost falls into a ditch. 'Hn, she's a klutz.'

"Ummmm... I think I found her."

"GET ME OUT OF HERE! NOW! I'VE BEEN CALLING FOR ABOUT THIRTY MINUTES!"

"Hee hee."

Sora and The Mayor and I grabbed a ladder... a very bent and mis-shaped ladder. It looked like it belonged in some dark Dr. Seuss book. We put the ladder into the big ditch. I was happy to say that Meilin was safe and where we could see her. 'Now I'm delirious again. Those pixie sticks must last longer then I thought.'

(Jack: Great excuse.

Schweppes: I know, isn't it? I just saw a commercial, it was where they're talking about hair loss and this great product to cure it. Then in the end there's a guy in the seat and he asks, "Well, did it work?" and the guy in the white coat next to him says, "No, but I have good news, I just saved a bunch of money with Giko.' (Don't own)

Jack: Why did they need to know that?

Schweppes: it was funnier on the commercial)

/We have commercials now! Ok... back to our show! You're watching "GET A GRIP" the game is, help the authoress from going mad and killing us all/

\\I think it's the other way around\\

"You're just jealous."

\\Jealous, about what!\\

Everyone looked at me weird. I was talking to the authoress in my head... if that wasn't weird enough I managed to talk out loud. 'I'm pretty sure she talks to the others too, I hope.'

\\Nope, I don't, I talk to Jack, but he's kidnapped.\\

'Guess not. So now everyone's looking at me weird.' I jump back, and fall into the hole. Yes, the same one that Meilin fell in. I go to grab onto the ladder and it digitizes in my hands. One second it's there, the next it's not!

"Hey, where'd our ladder go?" The Mayor was getting worried.

"I think I get it now. There are new heartless, and they're invisible! They ate the ladder. And that's also why we didn't see any gummi ships on our way here. They were invisible like the heartless!" 'So Kairi figured it out, I hope.'

(Jack: Is that true?

Schweppes: Wow, she got it!)

"How do you make them un-invisible?"

"How would I know that? It took me a couple of hours just to figure that one out. For now we could take paint and throw it everywhere... that would take too long."

"And it's a dumb idea." I mumbled.

"You could say that again." Sally murmured.

"That again." 'Sora really needs better jokes'

"You weren't supposed to hear me."

"You're as loud as an ox, why shouldn't I?"

Sally turned around... mad, and went back to what she was doing, getting poison for Dr. F. 'This time, I don't think it's for him.'

"I think you made Sally mad." Meilin stated that.

"No shit Sherlock." Schweppes snapped. 'Something seems to be bugging her.'

Just then I realized that the Mayor was missing his spider tie. 'So Sally was missing her ring finger and the Mayor was missing his spider tie. I wonder if Jack was missing a toe... or a rib. I would have noticed if he was missing an arm or leg. But what would Zero be missing? An eye, his nose... it must be an eye.'

"Zoning off again, Riku?" Meilin snapped me out of it.

"Uhhh, yeah."

"What were you thinking about?"

"I noticed that the Mayor's spider tie/bow thing's missing, and so is Sally's ring finger. I was wondering if Jack and Zero had anything missing."

Another creature appeared. This creature wasn't here last time I came. It was a ghost, like Zero, but instead of a dog, it was a cat.

(Gotta interrupt. I'm watching this show and typing during the commercials. In the show she's working in the sewer and studying it for a newspaper report or something like that. Well - sewage gets spilled ALL over her. And they're at a surprise party. In the surprise party they have to turn off the lights and she starts to glow! I'll make another cat glow like her)

Another cat followed in tow. This cat was glowing. (What did you think it was? I only told you.) The first cat was missing an ear, the second cat was missing a single toe. This took me a while to figure out, but I'm not going into that.

"HISSSS!" This was the first cat. 'I suppose it's letting out a warning, or one of the invisible heartless had poked its nose or something. Can they feel it if you go though them? You can't exactly get an answer.'

The second cat started running around as if chasing a mouse, but there was nothing there. 'Could it be possible that the animals of Halloween Town could see the heartless, when we couldn't?'

/But let's take a commercial break. Next time when you come back to Dragon Ba... I mean this fanfic, will they figure out why it appears that all the people of Halloween Town are missing some sort of finger or body part/

(Schweppes: Nothing private... this isn't that type of fic

Meilin: Yet!

Schweppes: maybe I'll write one of them later.

Meilin: NOW!

Schweppes: Shut up.

Meilin: NO!

Schweppes: fine, on with the commercial!)

Commercial:

+Here's our jingle for Goldfish (don't own)
Baked, but not fried Goldfish
The wholesome snack that smiles back
Until you bite their heads off
Do you see the fishies swimming
Look the pretzel's winning+
(spoken) now doesn't that make you feel good about Goldfish?
+Did you know they're made from real cheese
Even through they look like fishies
The snack that smiles back, Goldfish.+

(Welcome back from our commercial break. ON WITH THE FIC!

Jack: So beautiful -is eating a bag of goldfish-

Schweppes: I know more!

Jack: NOT NOW! You can do it when you've reached your millionth chapter.

Schweppes: I'm not gonna get that far!

Jack: Exactly!

Schweppes: Ò.Ó grrr.

Jack: Meep.)

'Now that we can finally go on with the fic, we left off where I was wondering if the cats could see the invisible heartless.'

"Sally, have the cats been acting as unusual as this forever, or did they just start?"

"They just started, why?"

"Well, maybe they can see the invisible heartless."

"You're smart. Let someone else do the thinking for once." Sally joked. "But, that could be possible, most of them, like Zero, are semi-invisible. I think I stepped on an invisible rat once, my cat went crazy and started yelling at me. It does that a lot anyway."

'Do you feed it?'

Later I was just sitting in a lounge chair leaning back and looking at their moon when I saw a shooting star. I made a wish, and remembered what I was supposed to wish for.

"Star light, star bright, first star I see tonight, I wish I may wish I might, make this wish I wish tonight. I wish that we can find Jack. Or someone can come to help us."

Just then, whatever my shooting star was, crashed about a mile off from where we were. We all started running to whatever it was that crashed. Schweppes was stalling, since she was sick. So, not wanting to see her struggle, I picked her up and carried her the rest of the way.

"Hi Riku." Schweppes started talking to me.

"Hi... -pant- Schweppes. Can't talk -pant pant-."

"Fine, talk to you later then, just to tell you. I saw the shooting star and wished for something that would help us on our quest."

"You saw -pant- it too?"

"What, the shooting star? Yeah."

We were falling further behind everyone else, so I just set her down and told her to walk the rest of the way. 'She'd catch up.' Then again, I'm a sucker for a good puppy dog pout, so I ended up carrying her, putting her down, both walking, then carrying again. 'This girl's gonna drive me nuts. I hope she gets better soon so I can punch her brains out!'

\\Hey, I can kill you in a second if I wanted to ya know!\\

"Oh sorry Queen of the Damned."

\\Just so ya know, you shouldn't of said that out loud.\\

/Fuck/

"Who's Queen of the Damned, Riku?" Kairi asked the question, I didn't think she waited for us.

"That's my nickname at school, but how did you know it?" Schweppes said it... 'This is getting confusing, I'm talking to two Schweppes's at the same time, but they're the same Schweppes. There is no way I can make this clear.'

"Just forget about it."

"Okay."

"Yeah, okay."

'Wow, I didn't think it'd be that easy. Oh well, easy's good.'

We all made it to the crash spot. We all stood there in a circle around what appeared to be a ship it was purple in color. The ship opened up. Out came an alien, green with big red eyes. The next was a robot type thing, it look kind of dumb. It was a silverish color with blue eyes.

"Gir, stop singing!" The alien was yelling at the robot.

"+Doom doom doom doom...+" The robot was singing a really annoying song. It's eyes then turned red and it stopped singing. Then they went back to it's original blue.

"Ummm, hi. My name's Sora, what's yours?" Sora asked the newcomer.

The rest of us just stood there; our mouths wide open at these weird creatures. 'Why would they come here?'

"Hi, my name's Zim and I'm here to take over your planet! Muhahaha!"

"Do you have taco's?" the robot asked, his name appeared to be Gir.

"You people don't belong here, go back home!" The Mayor was getting mad; his frown face was on. 'Probably sick of all the intruders.'

"Fine, we'll go take over another planet then. Come Gir."

Gir's eyes turned red once again and he went on the ship with Zim. They took off to go ruin someone else's planet.

"That was weird." Schweppes stated.

"Definitely." Kairi agreed.

"So much for that wishing star." I was talking to myself.

"That's too bad, well - maybe the next one will work." Sora pondered.

"I hope so."

Schweppes: And that's where I'm leaving off. I had to throw Invader Zim in there somewhere. Maybe they can visit another planet later.

Jack: When do I come back?

Bakura: Never! Muhahahaha!

Jack: Grrrrr.

-Jack and Bakura get into a fistfight-

Meilin: GO BAKURA!

Bakura: Die Skellington!

Jack: Die tomb robber!

Schweppes: Well - since those two are fighting, I'd like to thank my reviewers... even though I only had two. -bows- Maybe I'll have more that chapter four's up.

-Jack comes out with Bakura lying on the ground-

Schweppes: Looks like Bakura has a black eye.

Jack: Yep!

Meilin: You only won because you were ten feet tall!

-Meilin and Jack get into a fight this time Schweppes rolls her eyes-

Meilin: Die Jack! You knocked Bakura unconscious.

-Fight ends, Meilin comes out with some scratches and bruises, Skellington's legs were over at the other end of the room/field/whatever you think we're in.-

Meilin: MUHAHAHA! THAT'S FOR KNOCKING BAKURA-KUN UNCONSCIOUS!

I smell popcorn, so I'm gonna end writing this. Review!