Jack: Why are you making us do this?

Schweppes: Because I want to.

Bakura: Fine, be that way.

Schweppes: Wait, Bakura, you can say the disclaimer!

Bakura: Why me?

Schweppes: Because I told you so!

Bakura: Meep. Schweppes doesn't own ANY anime shows, movies, or anything. Except the translator (it will come up later) and Dr. Finkelstein's first name. That means she doesn't own us. YAY!

Meilin and Schweppes: yet.

Jack: At least I didn't have to say it.

WARNING: YAOI

Notes: 'Riku thinking', (AN), #Sora thinking#, -action-

Summary: Based off of Kingdom Hearts, Kairi, Riku and Sora were at Destiny Island when two girls fell from a waterfall and they ended up with keyblades. Jack appears in the Diablos gummi ship. He holds yet another keyblade. They end up in Halloween Town. Jack goes missing, kidnapped by Lock, Shock and Barrel.

Where we last left off: "That's too bad, well - maybe the next shooting star will work." Sora pondered.

"I hope so."

Toxicity

Chapter Five: Where's Jack?

With that Zim person/thing gone, we went back to the Guillotine Square.

"Hey, where'd The Mayor, Sally and Zero go?" Sora realized they were missing.

"Did we leave them back at that field?" Kairi wondered.

"I don't know Kairi, it could be possible. Lock, Shock and Barrel could have captured them too. Or they went ahead when we weren't looking."

Just then I heard Sally's voice. It was a scream. We all rushed over to see if Sally was ok. But instead saw Sally in pieces. 'It would take forever to sew her back up again!'

"Oh my god! What happened to Sally? Who could have done this?"

"I hope we find out, I won't leave until we do!" Sora wanted to be courageous. "Can anyone sew here?"

"I can, but I'm not that good at it." Schweppes answered. 'Was she the only one who could sew? If she was, then we might not have that great of a chance.'

"Why don't we just take her to Dr. Finkelstein?" I didn't want Sally to be all messed up. (I'm not the best sewer in the world, but he's pushing it!)

All of a sudden a big rock came from out of the sky and was heading right towards me.

"AHHHHH! WHERE'D THAT ROCK COME FROM?" (Muhahahah!)

The rock came down and was about to squish me to a million pieces, like Sally when Meilin jumped in the way and pushed me, but now she was about to be squished.

(Hey, that wasn't supposed to happen!)

The rock just stopped in mid air and went towards me again. But it was an inch from flattening me like a pancake when it bolted upward to where it came from.

The Mayor appeared from a building with his frown/sad/whatever-you-want-to-call-it face on. And it was paler then ever. 'He might know what happened to Sally!'

"Mayor, do you know what happened to Sally and where that rock came from?" I asked.

"I have no clue what you're talking about." Then he looked at Sally, noticing she was in pieces he started to panic. "Whoa, how'd she end up like this. We need Jack, where's Jack?"

"He was kidnapped, remember?" Kairi pointed out.

"Damn. Poor Sally, Dr. Finkelstein won't be happy. I don't think we might be able to see Sally for a while."

Just then Dr. F appeared out of no where. "Did someone say my name?" then he saw Sally too. "Sally? What happened to you? Whatever you were doing, it was probably your fault!" With that he stormed off taking the Sally pieces with him.

Now Zero appeared from where The Mayor was hiding. His pumpkin nose wasn't glowing. He was sad. 'Most likely because of what happened to Jack.' The ghostly cat came from a rooftop and attacked Zero. 'They must have been long time friends.'

'So what do we do now? Jack's kidnapped, Sally was torn to a million pieces, and everyone seems to have something missing, be it a bow or a finger. If only I knew what was happening, then I wouldn't feel so guilty. Guilty about letting Sally get torn up, and letting Jack get kidnapped, if only I was there. No, it's not my fault! What am I saying, if only I was there, if only I listened to Jack.'

"Riku, snap out of it! I think Zero's trying to tell us something." Meilin noticed that Zero was acting weird.

And he was acting really weird. Barking, his nose kept flashing on and off, jumping up on someone's legs and walking away. 'Does he know where Jack is? I started to follow him, then everyone else joined in the game.'

'We followed Zero all over the place. We finally traced him to Dr. Finkelstein's lair. Why would he have Jack? I know he took Sally, but Jack?'

We followed Zero into the lair. In there it was all trashed and messed up. Dr. F was lying on the ground and he had fallen out of his wheel chair, his new wife was standing by his side. What was left of his brain (that he didn't give to Jewl) was lying on the ground. 'It must have fallen out.'

The only thing that survived the accident was his wife, Jewl. Schweppes and Sora quickly began to question her. 'Schweppes might as well be in the press.' At the end, they found out that all she saw were these three little things running around, she couldn't make out who they were.

'Lock, Shock and Barrel. Why would they come here and trash this place? Is there something that they needed from Dr. F? But why wouldn't they ask?' We asked Jewl if anything was missing.

"Well - I'd have to look around. When I go do that why do you take care of George." (I just made it up. I don't think he has a first name.)

Schweppes, Meilin, Sora, Kairi and the Mayor were all trying to help Dr. Finkelstein. I looked around the room to see if anything new, like a note of some sort was left. 'If I do find one, I don't think I'd be able to read it though. And, lucky enough, there is a note.'

-Note-

"We have Jack. Come to the place where we were once laid. The place that you stayed in for a while. Before you came here."

-End Note-

"Look guys, I found a note!" Everyone huddled around and read it. I got out of the killer mosh pit of my friends.

"Well I guess we should go find out what this is supposed to mean." Kairi suggested.

"What's a place we stayed at for a while before we came here?" Meilin wondered.

"The real world?" 'Hmmm... the real world. We have stayed there, maybe we will find another note when we get there.'

"Which world?"

"Let's start with ours." Meilin suggested.

'So we're venturing out to Meilin and Schweppes's world. We don't exactly know how to get there. Wouldn't the Mayor know how to get there? After all, they all go there for Halloween.'

"Mayor, do you know how to get to the real world?" I asked.

"Of course I do! I'm the mayor, why wouldn't I?"

"Ok, will you take us there? We think that we might find Jack there." Schweppes stated.

"Sure, but which world's your world?"

"Ummm... I don't know." Schweppes forgot.

(Jack: This is really gonna help, doesn't Meilin remember?

Meilin: OF COURSE I REMEMBER... kinda.

-Jack facefaults-

Jack: So you don't know at all?

Meilin: I said kinda, didn't I?

-Jack then rolls his eyes-

Schweppes: Come on! You people are giving away the fic!

Jack: No. We're not, she is!

Meilin: No I'm not! There's not I in we!

Jack: Whoever said I gave away anything!

Schweppes: I did! Now get on with the fucken fic!

Jack and Meilin: -sweatdrop-)

"I DO, I DO!" Meilin remembered.

"Are you sure?" The Mayor was making sure, no mistakes wanted.

"Uhhhh, we live in. NEW YORK!" With that said, everyone facefaulted.

"Where is this New York?" The Mayor asked Meilin.

"Uhhhhhhhhhh. No clue!" The Mayor sweatdropped, along with everyone else.

"Where's No Clue?" Jewl asked.

Schweppes laughed, "I don't think that's a place."

"Oh. Then she doesn't know?" Jewl figured it out.

(Jack: Now she's catching on.

Schweppes: Another genius, Kairi has competition.)

Everyone let that pass.

'But where is this place called New York? If only I paid more attention to that time we first met. She told us where New York was then. Hn, Sora looked so cute when he was confused. Wait. Do I have feelings for Sora? I didn't even know I was gay!'

"Hmmm, Mayor, do you have maps of all the worlds that you've been to?" Sora asked.

Ahhh, he's so smart, I would of never thought of asking this. Wait, I'm doing it again! I gotta stop doing this, I don't like Sora! Or do I?'

"Not all of them, but some, yes. Why don't we go look for a New York. Riku and Sora, you guys can go to my house and look for the maps. I think they're in my room in the desk somewhere."

'Aw shit! In his room, with a bed, alone with SORA! If I keep up these thoughts then I might just end up fucking him.'

"Okay, come on Riku, you coming?" Sora asked.

"Ummm, sure, I guess I'll come."

'Grrrr, why did I have to say yes? I didn't even know I was gay until a couple of minutes ago. But wait, I thought that Sora hated me. Is there another reason that he didn't want to be near me all that time? Could he be gay too?'

We both set off to The Mayor's house. It was an awkward moment, the walk there. I was too afraid to talk, and I wasn't sure about Sora.

Sora's POV

#Shit, how come Riku has to come too? I've liked him for years now! I figured if I didn't talk to him for a couple of years it would get out of my system. But then Kairi was talking about him a lot of that time, saying how we shouldn't fight.#

Schweppes: Hmm, a new point of view now. This shall be interesting.

Jack: I guess, but why yaoi?

Meilin: Because yaoi makes everything all better!

Bakura: Hmmm... she has a point.

Jack: Have you all gone mad!

Schweppes: Why yes, yes I have.

-Jack storms off, a little annoyed.-

Bakura: Think he'll come back?

Schweppes: Of course he will, I threatened him with life in a preschool.

Bakura: Scary... -hides-

Meilin: Hmmm... good threat if I say so myself.

Bakura: Now review!