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Summary: Based off of Kingdom Hearts, Kairi, Riku and Sora were at Destiny Island when two girls fell from a waterfall and they ended up with keyblades. Jack appears in the Diablos gummi ship. He holds yet another keyblade. They end up in Halloween Town. Jack goes missing, kidnapped by Lock, Shock and Barrel. Sally ends up in pieces. They try to find where New York is.

WARNING: Yaoi

Notes: +singing+, -action-, 'Riku's thoughts', #Sora's thoughts#, (A/N)//Riku talking to author/

Last time: Sora's POV

#Shit, how come Riku has to come too? I've liked him for years now! I figured if I didn't talk to him for a couple of years it would get out of my system. But then Kairi was talking about him a lot of that time, saying how we shouldn't fight.#

Toxicity

Chapter Six: The Map Hunt

#We weren't fighting. If only she knew, then she would of treated it better. What would she say if she found out that I'm bi? Sure, I love Kairi, I'd probably just like her better if she was a guy. Most bi people like one sex better, right? Well, I guess I'm more gay then straight.#

#I wish that Riku would just like me, then I wouldn't have to suffer so much. All this is driving me crazy. I plan to confess my love once we get into his room. I really hope that Riku does the same, if he doesn't I don't think that he'd want to talk to me again. Maybe that will help me to move on though.#

Riku's POV

'We're finally here. We both walk into his house. This isn't as creepy as Jack's house in the movie, I guess the Mayor's not quite as evil as Jack.'

"Riku, where is the Mayor's room anyway?" Sora wondered.

"I really don't know, we could split up and try to find it. Yell when you do."

"Great idea, see you there!"

And with that we both split up. I wander around and look at every room. 'I figure I should probably look in the drawers before I call Sora over. The Mayor probably has guestrooms, why shouldn't he?'

The first room I come to is indeed a bedroom. I look in the drawers. 'All empty, guess it's a guestroom, oh well.'

But the next room I come to is a torture chamber of some sort. Chains on the walls whips in a corner. 'Damn, getting horney. A little poem gets stuck in my head, 'sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me.'

(Schweppes: my friend told me that one, I had to put it in there somewhere. this is getting interesting.

Jack: What are you doing? How is this going to help them find me?

Schweppes: Guys and their egos, +love is in the air, everywhere I look around+

Jack: Please, don't sing!

Schweppes: What's so bad with my singing, Meilin's worse.

Jack: No, she has a good voice, it sounds like nails on a chalkboard.

Meilin: I don't know if I'm supposed to take that as a complement or a dis.

Schweppes: HAHAHA! Meilin, your voice sounds like nails on a chalkboard. -sing song voice-

Meilin: Grrr!)

'In room, with whips and chains. Must get out of here before something happens.'

I walk back into the hallway. 'That was close. Is that Sora's voice?'

"Riku I found it!"

Sora's POV

"Great idea, see you there!" I said.

#Awww, I want Riku to stay with me! Once I tell him I might never see him again, without him giving me some disgusted look.#

The first room I come to is a big living room. #Hey, he has a big screen! I didn't think they even had TV's in Halloween Town! He probably stole it from someone else's world. Well - since this is obviously not the bedroom, then I must get on.#

(Jack: What was the point in that?

Schweppes: I... don't... know.

Jack: You're weird.

Schweppes: You really think so? Thanks!

Bakura: What happened to me?

Schweppes: You didn't talk.

Bakura: No. I woke up and I was on a floor all tied up.

Schweppes: JACK!

Jack: What? -Acts all innocent-

Schweppes: Grrr.)

The next room is a bedroom. #This bed looks comfy. I'd like to try it out. No, must not get horny, not when I'm gonna be meeting Riku in a little bit.#

I look in the drawers, and I find the maps, I call out Riku's name.

"Riku I found it!"

Riku's POV

I came running, following Sora's voice the whole way. I finally come to the room that he's in. 'The Mayor sure does have a big house.'

Once I found the room, Sora said, "Riku... I."

Sora's POV

#I didn't think it would be this hard to say it, I'm so close, just two more words!#

"You what Sora?" Riku looked eager to know.

"I think we could look at these maps." I said. #Darn! So close!#

Riku's POV

'Shit! I thought he was really going to say it!'

"Ok Sora. By the way, I... ummm... kind of."

"Kind of what?" Sora cut me off.

"I kind of like you."

"You like me, Riku?"

Sora's POV

#Wow! I didn't have to say it!#

"Yes, Sora, I like you." He started to blush.

(Riku (from Kingdom Hearts): You're making us look like girls!

Schweppes: What are you doing here?

Riku: Uhhh... Jack told me you were writing a fic.

Bakura: Not me! Nope, I would never do that!

-Malik from Yu-Gi-Oh walks through the door-

Malik: Bakura, you told me to come here?

Bakura: Shh, I'm not supposed to have told you!

Malik: Well, you did!

Jack: At least I'm not the only one.

Schweppes: WHY ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE HERE?

Meilin: Just to tell you, I invited someone too.

Schweppes: Where are they all coming from now? There isn't enough room!

-Now Tsukasa from .hack/sign comes in. Schweppes' jaw drops.-

Schweppes: You're allowed!

Malik: Hey, what about me?

Riku: And me?

Schweppes: Fine.

Tsukasa: What am I doing here?

Meilin: What happened to the fic?

Schweppes: OKAY, NO1 ELSE IS ALLOWED TO COME IN!

-There's another knock on the door, Jack opens it. Standing at the door is Hiei (from Yu Yu Hakusho).-

Schweppes: Where are all you people coming from?

Meilin: Who cares!

Schweppes: I do!

Hiei: Why am I here?

Tsukasa: That's what I want to know.

Schweppes: There is a fic, I will let ALL of you be in it eventually, but you're ruining the fic!

Riku: No, you are, you're making us look like girls!

Schweppes: NO I'M NOT! I CAN MAKE YOU TURN INTO A GIRL IF YOU WANT!

Riku: Meep. You don't have to yell. -Hides behind a table-

-Mickey Mouse appears out of nowhere and zaps Riku, turning him into a girl. Riku looks like he normally does, but in a dress, with boobs. Insane laughter is heard from Jack-

Meilin: How come Japanese people make their guys look like girls anyway, it's not as fun when you turn into one!

Jack: Ha ha! You're a girl!

-Mickey turns Jack into a girl too. Jack grows long hair, makeup magically appears, his clothes turn into a skirt and some shirt (use your imagination)-

Mickey: anyone else want to test me?

Meilin: I think Mickey's gone evil.

Schweppes: I like him better that way.

Meilin: Me too!

Mickey: Muhahahah!

-Everyone except for Meilin and Schweppes back away.-

Schweppes: Now on with the fic before someone else talks!)

/Where were we/

(Riku: You were sounding like a girl

Schweppes: Riku, you do know that you're talking to yourself.

Riku: So? Isn't it Sora's POV anyway?

Schweppes: You're still talking to yourself.

Tsukasa: I am so confused right now.

Hiei: Me too.)

/Ummm... thanks/

(Riku: You're welcome.

Jack: You're an idiot.

Riku: I'm not the one in a skirt!

Jack: It's better then a dress!

-Jack and Riku get into a cat fight (yes, cat fight)-

Schweppes: Since they're fighting, let's get on with the fic.

Tsukasa, Hiei, Malik, Bakura and Meilin (THMBM): -sweatdrop-)

#Wow, Riku really likes me. I didn't think it would turn out that way.#

"I like you too Riku."

Schweppes: Gahh! Now why are you all here again?

Jack: Well, you kind of forced me to come.

Meilin: I came here by my own free will!

Bakura: I heard about it, so I decided to come.

Riku: The fic's about me isn't it? That's a good enough reason.

Malik: Bakura invited me.

Tsukasa: Meilin invited me.

Hiei: I don't know why I'm here. I'll just leave.

Meilin: NOOOO! You can't do that! -Blocks the door-

Hiei: Grrr. -Takes out Katana and threatens to kill Meilin-

Meilin: Gah! -Hides-

Hiei: That's what I thought.

-Schweppes blocks the door next.-

Schweppes: If you kill me, you're all dead!

Bakura: Why's that?

Schweppes: Because you're all in my mind, my world, so if I die, you'd die along with me.

-Hiei backs down, knowing he's been beaten.-

Tsukasa: Meilin, I thought you told me that I'd find Aura here.

Meilin: About that... he he.

Malik: Hmmm, this is interesting, I think I'll stay.

Bakura: If he's staying, I'm staying.

Schweppes: You weren't going to leave anyway.

Bakura: So?

Schweppes: -sweatdrop-

Jack: There's too many people here!

Schweppes: Amen to that. (I am in no way religious)

Riku: Why me.

Tsukasa: At least you weren't tricked.

Meilin: I'm sorry!

Tsukasa: Humph.

-Jack is seen hiding in a corner-

Schweppes: Jack, get out of there!

Jack: Why?

Schweppes: Because, maybe if you talk to them, they'd ignore me!

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