Summary: Based off of Kingdom Hearts, Kairi, Riku and Sora were at Destiny Island when two girls fell from a waterfall and they ended up with keyblades. Jack appears in the Diablos gummi ship. He holds yet another keyblade. They end up in Halloween Town. Jack goes missing, kidnapped by Lock, Shock and Barrel. Sally ends up in pieces. They try to find where New York is.
Schweppes: Now I have many people to say the disclaimer. Ok, Malik, say the disclaimer!
Malik: Ack! Fine I will.
Disclaimer: Schweppes own nothing.
Schweppes: I own more then that, I own posters and other merchandise and the dvd... -trails off-
Malik: You just said half of the disclaimer right there.
Jack: Ha ha!
Schweppes: Grrr
Notes: starts with Riku's POV, -action-, 'Riku's thoughts', #Sora's thoughts#, (A/N)//Riku talking to author, \\author talking to Riku\\
WARNING: Yaoi
Last time: Under Sora's POV #Wow, Riku really likes me. I didn't think it would turn out that way.#
"I like you too Riku."
Toxicity
Chapter Seven: Riku's confession
With that said I grab him in my arms and kiss him. He pushes me on the bed and we start to make out.
There's a bang on the door.
"What are you guys doing in there?" 'FUCK!' "You've been in there for a long time!" the Mayor was getting worried, I'm pretty sure he had his frown/sad face on.
"We found them, we'll be right back out." Sora sounded disappointed.
"I love you Sora."
(Tsukasa: Let me get this straight, I was dragged out of my game, just to come here and watch some gay guys make out!
Meilin: You want to make out?
Tsukasa: NO! Can I leave?
Meilin: NO! YOU'RE MINE!
Hiei: Can I at least leave, or get Kurama (Yu Yu Hakusho) over here for company?
Meilin: You can't leave, but Kurama would be fine.
-Hiei calls Kurama on the phone, while Tsukasa's trying to hide from Schweppes.-
Jack: Ah, what a lovely world this is.
Malik: What world is this anyway?
Jack: That empty space in the back of the authors mind.
Malik: We can all fit?
Jack: She is really brain dead.
Schweppes: Hey, I heard that!
Jack: Meep!
-Schweppes lunges at Jack and starts to attack like a rabid animal. Riku is in a corner unconscious from the previous fight with Jack. Meilin notices.-
Meilin: Hey, you knocked Riku unconscious!
-Meilin now joins the fight, Tsukasa tries to use this time to get out, Bakura blocks the door.-
Bakura: I want you to stay too.
Tsukasa: I'll never get out of here -sigh-)
The Mayor took the maps from off his dresser and started to look at them, when he finally found the one that had New York, 'Which took forever to find', he dragged us out and forced us to leave the house.
Kairi seemed to notice we were acting strange.
(Riku: How about looking strange! Am I a girl in the fic now?
Schweppes: NO, this is... a different world, pretend there's two you's.
Riku: Creepy
Schweppes: Well, there's two me's too. And two of everyone else, but we haven't gotten to them yet.
Bakura: Can we do ours next?
Malik: and that Tsukasa person can come in our world. -wink-
Schweppes: You guys have officially freaked him out... and no!
Tsukasa: They're not the only one's!
-Tsukasa runs and hides in a corner of the room... if there is a corner.-
Bakura: Can you make him come to our world?
Schweppes: NO, let the authoress have her power! Now go on with the fic already!)
"Riku, Sora, you sure seem happy." Kairi noticed.
"Yes... um... you see, we're both gay and like each other. So we kinda just made out, and we're happy." Sora told her. 'He didn't bother leaving anything out.'
Kairi looked like she was about to faint. "YOU'RE GAY! AND MADE OUT! THAT SHOULD BE ME!"
"Almost."
"AND YOU NEVER TOLD ME!"
"No." Sora said. 'He can do the talking. I don't feel like getting yelled at now.'
"IS THIS WHY YOU DIDN'T TALK TO EACH OTHER FOR ALL THOSE YEARS? AND NEITHER ONE OF YOU LIKED ME!"
"Ummmm... no?"
"GRRR!" Kairi attacked Sora. 'Guess not talking works.'
'So now what? Jack's kidnapped, Sally's in a million pieces, Zero's chasing the ghost cat, ghost cat's scared, Kairi and Sora are fighting, Mayor's examining the map, Schweppes and Meilin are playing a board game they found from god knows where. That leaves me all alone with nothing to do.'
(Malik: There's a knock on the door we must interrupt.
Jack: I'LL GET IT!
Bakura: No, I will!
Riku: I want to get it!
Malik: Can't I get it?
Jack, Bakura, Riku: NO! You interrupted!
Malik: Fine.
-Tsukasa walked up to the door and opened it-
MJBR: NOOOOO!
Hiei: You people are all idiots
-At the door is Zel and Xellos from Slayers, and Kurama (do I have to say this again?).-
Schweppes: Where are all you people coming from?
Hiei: Kurama!
-Hiei and Kurama run up to each other and hug-
Schweppes: Awww.
Riku: I wonder why there aren't any girls
Schweppes: That's a good question. It'd be more interesting with girls... he he.
Meilin: This is really disturbing.
Schweppes: Support the rainbow! Just because you're straight, so now you don't have to be in my fic. Mickey! (This doesn't mean I don't like anime guys)
-Mickey turns Meilin into a frog (kinda like from DBZ)-
Meilin: I look like that chick frog that went after Captain Ginyu in the Freeza saga.
Schweppes: You have no clue what you're talking about.
Hiei: I know I don't
Zel: Ummm... can I leave?
Schweppes: Fine.
-Zel is about to leave, when we realize that the inside of the door doesn't have a handle. Zel just realizes that the doorknob is in his hand.-
Zel: fuck.
Meilin: Ribit ribit! (in frog, ha ha!)
Schweppes: did you loosen the handle?
Meilin: Ummm... no?)
/The mob is having a party. While we're still in Halloween Town if you forgot by now/
/Since you probably forgot this too, I have the Ultima Blade, Sora has the Kingdom Key, Kairi has the Fairy Harp, Schweppes has the Pumpkinhead, Meilin has the Oathkeeper, and Jack has Oblivion./
/There. Now that I reminded you we must get on with the fic and make them stop interrupting... that means we have to interrupt on them/
\\You wouldn't!\\
/You better believe it/
\\Fine, say what you want, say goodbye to Sora.\\
/Hey, what's that supposed to mean/
A telephone poll falls down near Sora, it's about to hit his head when he gets an idea. The light bulb stops the telephone poll and Sora is safe.
'That's one strong light bulb.'
(Schweppes: Hey, that's not supposed to happen? Why does everything go wrong
Jack: HA HA!
Riku: Grrrrr
-Riku bitch slaps Schweppes (remember, he's still a girl)-
Riku: That's for almost hurting Sora!
Schweppes: Oww, that hurt.)
/You deserved it/
Schweppes: Well, now that this whole chapter is pretty much nothing but notes... maybe the next chapter will be better.
Xellos: Why have I been dragged down here?
Meilin: Don't you guys read the other chapters? You all repeat that same question when you all come!
Xellos: Well, how am I supposed to know what to ask here? I just got here!
Meilin: Maybe you'd get a better idea if you read the other chapters first.
Xellos: Don't blame me, Zelgadis dragged me here, so he wouldn't be alone.
Kurama: Hiei, why don't you tell me why I'm here.
Hiei: I'm not so sure myself.
Bakura: Muhahaha! I shall take over now!
Schweppes: You wouldn't dare. -evil grin-
-Bakura, afraid of what Schweppes can do to him, backs away.-
Malik: Bakura, you're such a prik.
Bakura: You're calling me a prik now? -Stares deep into Malik's eyes-
Malik: You know I can't resist it when you're angry. -Takes Bakura into a closet-
Schweppes: Did I just see what I thought I saw?
Meilin: Yep.
Jack: Is it safe to come out yet? -Hiding in the corning again.-
Zel: If you ask me no.
Tsukasa: I agree with Zel.
Kurama: At least it's been nice to meet you all.
Hiei: You sound as if you're about to leave.
Kurama: I'm afraid I can't get out. There's no doorknob.
Tsukasa: I wish I had my guardian.
This chapter is only 2 pages on Microsoft Word without the author notes. With, it's 7... that's pathetic.