No more summaries!
Schweppes: Woo hoo! Next chapter's up.
Meilin: How come I'm still a frog?
Schweppes: Fine then... Mickey! Get back here!
-Mickey appears (as usual) and turns Meilin back into a human.-
Meilin: YAY!
Schweppes: Cloud, say the disclaimer!
Cloud: But I don't know it.
Schweppes: Oh yea. -hands Cloud a piece of paper-
Cloud: Okay... Schweppes doesn't own much, just the name of the translator thingers and George, Dr. Finkelstein's first name. OWNS NOTHING! MUHAHAHA!
Meilin: Okay, now you're freaking me out. And I own the lemons! -sticks tongue out-
Schweppes: No you don't, there are no lemons!
Meilin: I still own them!
Schweppes: -In deep evil voice with red eyes- I own this fic! Do not question my wrath!
Jack: You don't own us! HA IN YOUR FACE!
Schweppes: How many times do we have to tell you... yet!
Zel: Hmmm... Do you have any coffee, Schweppes?
Schweppes: Yes, I'm drinking some right now.
Xellos: This is really weird.
Tsukasa: I agree, and confusing.
Schweppes: While I'm fighting with Jack, on with the fic!
Notes: -action-, 'Riku's thoughts', (A/N)//Riku talking to author/
WARNING: Yaoi
Last time: "My translator, the Sakumia 2003! Kinda like what people put on dogs, you put it on your neck and it does the rest, I'll switch it to Japanese."
I understood one word, but I didn't know what it meant. 'What could Sakumia mean?'
Toxicity
Chapter 9: That time of the month
'Now we're in Schweppes' apartment. Nothing much happened. They can understand us now, but we can't understand them.'
Just then Meilin pulls out a voice translator.
"Hi, can u hear me now!" She yelled. 'God, she sounds like one of those Verison commercials (Don't own either). Wait, I understood her!'
"Hi, CAN U HEAR ME NOW!"
"YES!" Sora screamed.
"Oww Sora, that hurt my ears." Kairi was complaining.
"Too bad, I hate those commercials."
"Good, and I don't sound like a Verison commercial!" Meilin said.
"Hey, how come we can understand you now... and you can understand us?" I wondered.
"Duh, technology. You know... microwaves, computers, Internet, vide-"
"I KNOW ALL THAT!"
"You don't have to yell! Now, This thing translates English to Japanese and other languages, and this other thing translates Japanese to English so I can understand you."
"What are they called?" Sora was curious.
"The Sakumia 2003, hearing. And the Kayama 2004."
"Sounds Japanese."
"No shit Sherlock." Schweppes said.
"We should get going now." The Mayor stated.
"What did he say?" Kairi asked.
"That you smell, and we should get going." Meilin said.
"Oh, HEY!"
Meilin burst out laughing.
(Riku: Hey, I'm back, we all are!
Hiei: It was so peaceful without you people.
Cloud: Yeah, it was quiet.
Schweppes: STOP THAT, THERE WILL BE NO NOTES THIS TIME AND YOU'RE MESSING UP THE FIC
Meilin: Yeah... what she said!
-Jack rolls his eyes, that is, if there are any.-)
"Okay, now that we can talk to each other, what do we do?" Sora asked.
"I know," I said, "we could..." and I winked.
Kairi blurted out, "No you couldn't! This is really disgusting. I hope you guys don't do it again."
"And why not?" Sora was curious.
"Because it's wrong, how can you like another guy!"
I was offended, "Easy, be around you too much! And just so you know, I happen to like girls. What so wrong about that?"
"GAH! I'm surrounded. But, we should all find a way to get along, I thought u loved me anyway."
"Yeah, used to, but then you hung around those princesses too much and turned into a preppy snob. I've always been gay, you just helped me find out." Sora nodded.
'I wonder what will happen to Jack, and why he was kidnapped anyway. Wait, how'd I get back into this? Oh well. Might as well think about it, that's why we're here. Lock, Shock and Barrel hate Jack, right? Maybe someone's controlling their minds to get Jack, because they hate him, or want to lure us to him.'
'Ansem went back to the good side, I think. So could it be him again? Wait, I already thought that one over. But why was everyone missing some body part? So, the Mayor was missing his spider-tie, Sally was missing her ring finger. And the cats were missing an ear and a toe. And Zero was missing his pumpkin nose.'
"What are you thinking about Riku?" Meilin asked.
"Oh, just trying to figure some stuff out. Like why everyone in Halloween Town was missing a body part, and why someone would kidnap Jack." I said it very dully, I was still thinking.
"Hmmm, I never noticed that. What were they missing?"
"Oh, those cats we saw, the glowing and the ghost ones?"
"Yeah." She was eager to find out.
"Well, they were missing a toe and an ear, and the Mayor was missing his spider tie, he still is. And last that I noticed that Sally was missing her ring finger. I hope that Dr. F realizes that once he gets there."
"Hmmm. I wonder why they're all missing something. I'll keep my eye out to see if anyone or thing's missing a body part, they easy to find?" Meilin asked
"HELL NO!" I snapped.
Schweppes was listening in, "Do you even know why they're all missing something?"
"Why should he? He's Riku." Sora said with distaste.
"Wait, why are y'all listening in on out conversation?" Meilin was getting mad.
'They shouldn't of eaves dropped! You never want to see a mad Meilin. I remember when I first met her in this state...'
--Flashback--
Meilin's sitting on the steps leading up to Dr. Finkelstein's laboratory back in Halloween Town, she seems quite mad. Either that or just sitting there, thinking about something that's upsetting her. Well, she looks like she's about to cry, let's just put it that way. I walk up to Meilin.
"Hey, what's the matter? You look like you're about to cry." Wrong words.
"NO, WHY DON'T YOU JUST MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS AND LEAVE ME ALONE!" '...Yikes.'
"What, is it that time of the month or something?" I wondered.
(Gourry: Hey that's my line!
Schweppes: OUT OUT OUT! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE! NO MORE!
Xellos: I think he read my journal.
Zel: You have a diary? -he bursts out laughing-
Xellos: No! It's my JOURNAL!
Gourry: Yeah, and why do you like Zel? It would be like kissing a rock.
Zel: WHAT! I'm 1/3 rock for your information. And I will never let down my love for coffee!
Schweppes: STOP TALKING AND GET ON WITH THE FIC!
all Slayers people in room: meep)
/Ok, I said your line, do you have a problem with that/
(Gourry: YEAH!
Schweppes: GET OUT!
Gourry: Fine.
-He turns the doorknob, opens the door and the doorknob comes out as he walks away-
Gourry: Ya know, you need to get this fixed.
Schweppes: JUST GET OUT!
Gourry: Grr -He FINALLY leaves-
Zel: Umm, this isn't the right time to say this, but he just left with the doorknob.
Schweppes: -facefaults and runs after Gourry- GIVE ME THAT BACK!)
"NO, IT'S NOT THE TIME OF THE MONTH, NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!" And with that I got bitch slapped and kicked where the sun don't shine.
--End Flashback--
As I suspected, Meilin kicked and punched Sora. 'Yikes.'
When Sora and Schweppes left, Meilin continued the conversation, "So, I wonder why they're all missing some body part. That's really weird."
"Yeah, it is." I said, "Who would want a whole bunch of fingers and toes?"
"The only person I can think of is Oggie Boogie, but he's dead."
As usual, the bad stuff won't give us a break and evil laughter is heard. Lightning is heard as a thunderstorm comes in.
"Who knew weather could change so fast. The sky was perfectly clear a second ago." Meilin was thinking out loud.
"Guess you haven't been living in a game you whole life."
"Nope, we're the ones playing the games, controlling your every move and killing you if we get bored." Schweppes butted in again.
I facefaulted. And then more evil laughter is heard it's in the direction of the where the World Trade Center's were. 'I heard there were gonna be bigger, better ones. Gonna win back their title of tallest buildings in the world.'
When we all get there, the evil laughter disappears. No one else seems to notice it, they're just walking by as usual like nothing happened. But, I didn't notice this yet. So off we went into the building.
There's a big door in the middle of the wreckage, like the one that brought us here in the first place, it's either gonna lead us back to Halloween Town or another world altogether.
As before, we walk into the door, there are red, blue and yellow flames swirling around the vortex. The Mayor jumps in first, as usual. 'He must be used to this from traveling to all the worlds when Halloween comes.' Everyone follows in toll.
On the other side of the portal is a blackened land of desolate destruction. It was as hot as the sun. Around us were bamboo forests and other weird plants. 'I don't think they even have a name.' One of them look like a giant Venus Fly Trap.
"Hmmm, I think that there would be civilization on the other end of the bamboo forests over there." Sora claimed.
"That seems like a bad idea," Meilin said, "what do we actually know about this place? It looks like hell and the leaves in there look really sharp, sharp enough to kill one of us."
"I agree." I said.
"Ooh! The Mayor's already dead, why don't we send HIM in?" Schweppes sounded excited.
Schweppes: That is all for now! Next, chapter 10! Who would've guessed that?
Meilin: Now, before everyone else talks, STOP READING!
Bakura: Why should they?
Jack: I've been here the longest, can I leave?
Meilin: No! You can't!
Schweppes: Might as well let him go. It'll lessen the amount of people here.
Tsukasa: I really need to get back to the world.
Bakura: You're all just complainers.
Hiei: And why do you want to stay?
Bakura: I find this entertaining.
Sally: Jack, what did you get me into?
Jack: I was feeling lonely.
Kurama: Hiei and I should also get back to our home, they need us there.
Schweppes: Fine! All leave why don't you!
-Stamped occurs while 12 people run out the door.-
Bakura: They'll be back.
Malik: And we'll be waiting for them.
Schweppes: Ahhhhg.