Bakura: This is the brand new game show...

Meilin: -gets on set and hits Bakura over the head before the name of the game show was said- You idiot! This is a fanfic, no game show!

Malik: -whispering to Bakura- Let's just do this later.

DBZ voice guy: This is the brand new chapter of Toxicity! The fanfic where everyone's crazy and where they trap the voice guy in a closet for 4 chapters! (If you check, he never left)

Schweppes: Trapped you in a closet? Who did it?

DBZ voice guy: The kids who're in the fic. The main character people.

Schweppes: Riku, Sora, can you visit me in my office?

Sora: You have an office? Where is it? If it's in a closet, I'm not going in there.

Riku: -hits Sora on the head, leaving a bump- You talk too much.

Sora: Oww.

Schweppes: -Motions to a room that has a long table and many blue swirly chairs around it. Looks like the typical office meeting room.- This is the meeting room for people like you. Not to tie people up in.

Sora: But we didn't tie him up here.

Riku: She didn't even know if it was us who tied him up. He could have going delusional from being in that closet.

Sora: Does she know that we locked him in a closet?

Riku: She knew that he was in a closet, but now you just told her that we locked him up! -starts a fist-fight with Sora-

Schweppes: I didn't even have to do anything.

Warning: Yaoi, there will be yuri eventually... whenever eventually is.

Disclaimer: This is our fic, we don't own much more. If we did own them... we wouldn't be writing fanfiction.

Schweppes: Okay now, I have a job for you.

Meilin: Who?

Schweppes: the DBZ Voice Guy. Now. I want you to read this. -hands him a pice of paper-

DBZ Voice Guy: Huh? -reads paper- To my reviewers. This is the first chapter in which I probably will thank you... I think. Anyway...

To: chillywilly101:
-bows- Thank you for being the only one to review since chapter 7.
(2005-03-11) I really like this story. It's so funny! Keep it up! It would be funny if a heartless falls for Kairi. Could I be in the fanfic? I am a girl 6 years younger than Riku and i am a really good drawer.

Schweppes: Maybe later in the fic a heartless will stalk Kairi... and try to kill everyone else out of jealousy. Muhahaha! Ahem... anyway, and for being in the fanfic, I'm sorry because i'm having enough trouble keeping track of everyone as it is. I'll even forget that I'm in the fic sometimes .

(2005-05-02) p.s. Can I give you a present? If yes, then here's a something that will attract all the people that you want to come! Just use your imagination with...this CREAM CHEESE MUFFIN! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
WARNING: This has been tested and will not always work. side affects on the people being attracted are eye, ear, or feet twitching. This will not bring people who are evil back to normal. (I tested the evil thing on Cloud, and it didn't work)

Schweppes:Yay for Cream Chesse Muffins!
Bakura: -sniffing the muffin- Does it taste good? -begins poking this muffin, eventually running away with it into the... closet, where else?-
Schweppes: ... he took it.

(2005-05-07) p.s. HAHA! Riku sounds like a whimp.

Riku: -eyes watering- I... I sound like a whimp? -All of a sudden, Riku's eyes turn red, grows little horns and charges after chillywilly101- You can't escape from me! I'll KILL you! Muhahaha!
Meilin: -sweatdrop- Okay then. that's all for chillywilly101's reviews, onto other not-as-important-since-they-only-reviewed-once reviews.

To:Hensou13Skellington
(2005-02-02) Ok I am putting you on my author alert.
-Sora Skellington

Schweppes: Thank you for putting me on author alert, it's very kind of you.
Meilin: -begging- Pleeeaaassseeeeeeee review again!

To: lordkagome
(2005-03-01) This story is halarious! Write more please.

Ed: -sitting on lordkagome's head- Well, they did write more.
Meilin: Ed! What are you doing! -grabs Ed and jumps into a hole-

And last and... well, least, MeilinII!
Schweppes: Since you helped me to write this, your reviews don't count.
Meilin: -come out of hole- What! Why not!
Schweppes: It just doesn't count when you review your own story, that's all.
Meilin: bah.

Notes: ... -action- ... 'Riku thinking' ... (A/N)

Last time: A couple minutes later, a rustling was heard from a tree only a couple feet ahead. Upon inspection of this tree, Excel was seen hiding within the branches.

"Excel!" I tried to yell it as loud as possible, so that everyone else would hear and come running.

Excel laughed and jumped down from within the tree.

Toxicity

Chapter 17: The Mysterious Scream

"Didn't think you'd be able to see me!" Excel laughed maniacally.

Hiei and Kurama approached the judge from behind. Before a sound was made, Hiei had knocked Excel on the head, knocking her unconscious. To our advantage, not one of those guard cards were to be seen.

Sora was in shock, "Wow, Hiei! I didn't even know you were there and then all of a sudden she just fell!" he kept on rambling like this.

Hiei muttered, "It was nothing."

Kurama smiled, "Don't be so modest Hiei."

As they continued on their more one-sided conversation, Jack, Meilin, Schweppes, Kairi and the Mayor had joined us.

(Tsukasa: Is she dead?

Schweppes: Of course not, there was no blood.

Zelgadis: We did a little research and apparently Tsukasa's really a girl.

Bakura: Are you sure? He sure looks like a guy to me.

Xellos: That's only how he looks in the game, but in real life, the person playing the game is a girl.

Tsukasa: I was hoping no one would find out.

Schweppes: I knew the whole time, but I didn't tell anyone.

Jack: But Schweppes, weren't you flirting with her? Wouldn't that make you a lesbian?

Schweppes: Yeah, I mentioned it in Chapter 7. And Meilin, Bakura and Malik were flirting with her too.

Meilin: I was?

Schweppes: You were the one that invited her!

Meilin: Well, I thought she was a he.

Bakura and Malik: Me too.

Schweppes: So much for your gaydar (a radar for being able to tell if someone's gay... yeah, it's like a feeling I guess), you couldn't even tell that Tuskasa's a girl.

Malik: Stop picking on us.

Meilin: You're such a baby.

-there's a knock on the door-

Riku: Someone actually used the door?

-since the doorknob is missing, the door opens on its own. In steps Mustang from Full Metal Alchemist-

Ed: Mustang, what are you doing here?

Mustang: You haven't reported in for a while, so I decided to track you down.

Sally: That's very loyal... and creepy.

Ed: Yeah, creepy. Why did you stalk me again?

Mustang: -blushes- I... I was just worried, that's all.

-another person comes though the door. This person is about average height with dark purple hair-

Meilin: Ooooh... pretty. Who are you?

Mysterious Man: My name is Dark. (He's from DN Angel. Ed and Dark have the same American voice actor. hee hee)

Ed: No he's not pretty! Get away from him!

Dark: A little defensive are we? He he.

Mustang: Did you follow me? Why are you here?

Dark: I saw you fighting off Krad (Krad is Dark's enemy, it's dark spelled backwards, he's the light person) when he attacked you, I pretty much fell in love with you, so I followed you.

Jack: That was very descriptive. Not many people are that honest.

Mustang: Are you serious? Me?

-Dark nods-

Schweppes: This is getting out of control! Let's get on with the fic. -sneaks off to a closet-

Meilin: This has always been out of control. And why are you going into a closet?

Schweppes: That's none of your business. Now on with the fic!)

The Mayor was in shock, "What happened here? Why is she on the ground?" after these questions he looked even more shocked, "Did she... die?"

I answered, "No, she didn't die. And Hiei just knocked her out."

As we watched her unconscious body, a white cat-looking thing started walking in our direction.

"Aww! Look at the pretty kitty!" Kairi was using that high-pitched pet voice.

Jack looked confused, "Are you sure it's a cat? It kinda looks like a weird dog."

"Okay then, let's see what it says," Meilin started calling over the animal, "Here thing, come here! You're a good animal, yesss you are!"

This white, furry creature barked in response.

"Gahh! The cat just barked!" Kairi backed away in response.

While we were still in shock at the sound of the bark, the dog commenced in dragging Excel away by her shirt collar.

Shocked, yet again, by the dog dragging our enemy away, we just stood there and didn't move, not realizing that we needed to.

Hiei was running ahead of us, "You baka's, it's getting away!" Kurama was right behind him.

It took only about a few feet to make it to the dog. Hiei stopped in front of the long, bushy-tailed dog, causing it to stop dragging the body.

(Meilin: Schweppes is still in the closet and hasn't come out for a while. Let's inspect further. Ed! Open the closet door! NOW!

Ed: Why should I? Why don't you do it?

Meilin: Because, I'm the all powerful Meilin, and I said so.

Ed: -gives in and complains- Fine. -walks to the closet that holds Schweppes, carefully opens the door- Ah! -quickly closes the door-

Meilin: Come on, I didn't see anything.

Ed: -stuttering- That's ok, you probably wouldn't want to see it anyway.

Meilin: You big coward. -walks to the door and opens it-

Schweppes: Can't you people leave us alone?

Shuichi (from Gravitation (ultimate yaoi anime)): This isn't what it looks like!

Meilin: Aren't you both... gay?

Schweppes: -shifty eyes- maaayyyybeeeeeeeeeee

Shuichi: We were just planning to take over all the pocky in the world! Just don't tell Yuki!

Schweppes: You baka! You weren't supposed to tell them that!

Shuichi: Uhhh... we were having sex!

Schweppes: -hits him over the head the all mighty frying pan of doom ™Chichi- THAT'S EVEN WORSE!

Bakura: -appears out of no where next to Shuichi- oooooooh. Who are you?

Meilin: Bakura... he can't hear you.

Bakura: Why not? Is he deaf?

Malik: -now hits Bakura over the head- You seem to get dumberer every day.

Schweppes: Dumberer's not a word

Malik: I DON'T CARE, BACK OFF!

-everyone, including the unconscious Shuichi backs away from the angry monster-

Malik: I'M NOT A MONSTER.

-backs away farther-

Xellos: -sneaks up from behind Malik and puts a strait jacket on him... runs far away before being killed-

-Malik starts screaming and thrashes around trying to get the stupid thing off-

Tsukasa: Malik's like the Hulk. He just needs to turn green.

Bakura: -smirks- hee hee. -takes a giant container of green jello and pours it over Malik, who is too shocked to move, even though he could barely move anyway... yeah-

Sora: What the hell are you doing to him!

Bakura: -simply laughs and shuts the closet door-

Riku: Now that's kinky...

Zim: AHHH! THERE'S GREEN STUFF ON ME! IT'S GOING TO EAT ME! -runs around frantically-

Sally: You're still here? I thought you left.

Zim: I was trapped in that closet while people were planning to rule over this pocky. But then they came in and the green stuff is going to eat me!

Kouga: I know what's attracted to sweet colorful stuff...

Zim: -backs away-

-Kouga takes out a bee and throws it in Zim's direction-

Zim: NOOO! NOT THE EVIL DEATH BEE! -grabs on the closest thing to him, Sally, and runs into a closet that disappears a second later-

Zelgadis: It's as if the closets have a mind of their own.

Jack: Noooo! Sally! -falls to his hands and knees in sorrow-

Sora: What a baby.

Dark: I'm starting to question why I came here in the first place.

Ed: You followed Mustang, who tracked me down.

Mustang: I was only doing my job, it was nothing personal!

Meilin: No one said it was.

Mustang: DON'T QUESTION ME! -snaps fingers sending a line of fire in Ed's direction- That's for leading me here.

Ed: I didn't ask you to come.

Dark: -mutters to himself- He's... so sexy.

DBZ voice guy: Now, back to the fic!

Schweppes: That's not for you to decided. NOW GET OUT... there's a reason they locked you in that closet.

-the DBZ voice guy is seen being thrown out the broken main door-

Cloud: Wow, Schweppes seems testy.

Meilin: You would too if you found out someone was locked in a closet in your head for that long without your knowledge.

Cloud: I wouldn't know.

Meilin: Exactly.

Cloud: Exactly what?

Meilin: -sweatdrop- Exactly.

Schweppes: Now... ON WITH THE FIC! AND OFF WITH YOUR HEADS! ALL OF YOU! -chases after readers-

Zelgadis: Yep... she snapped.)

"Wait, what do we need to do with her anyway? Why don't we just leave her here?" Jack was growing impatient.

I look at Judge Excel, "You're right. Let's just get back."

"I know the best way." Kurama started leading us away from the orchard.

After a little while of traveling, we met with a demon with long purple hair holding a transparent silver cloth.

"Shisiwakamaru, will you help us to travel to a different world? The name of it is Halloween Town." Kurama confronted this strange demon.

"Sure, then I won't have to see you anymore." With this said, he threw the cloth over us and in an instant we were back in Halloween Town.

"Wow, that was quicker then I expected," Meilin stated.

The Mayor and Jack appeared excited, most likely due to the fact that they're back home after all this time and also safe for now.

"We're back here now, but we still need the other 8 keyblades out there." Sora was worried.

Everyone was either thinking of what to do next or trying to enjoy what little time they had until we started off again.

"Sora? What do we have now?" I asked. 'It'll help to know what we're looking for.'

"Lets see, there's the Spellbinder, Crabclaw, Lionheart, Olympia, Jungle King and Wishing Star. I think there's more. Ummm... Lady Luck and Three Wishes. We might even find the Diamond Dust, One Winged Angel. So that'll be 10." Sora appeared to be thinking hard about this.

Schweppes walked over to us, "Hey, have you guys seen Kairi? She's been missing."

Sora and I exchanged looks. I spoke first, "No, I haven't. I wonder what's up."

"Let's try to find her," Sora walked off in a random direction, we followed behind him.

'It's not like Kairi to just wander off like this on her own. It also wasn't like her when I saw her at that grave earlier.'

We heard a scream somewhere to the left of us. 'Oh no, I hope it's not Kairi's.'

We all rushed over to see what had caused the scream. At the scene, we found Kairi pointing the dark keyblade at Meilin's throat.

"Kairi! Get off her!" Schweppes started yelling, trying to protect her friend.

'Kairi appears to be in a daze, it was is she can't hear Schweppes at all, it's as if none of us are here. Just her and Meilin, if she even knows it's Meilin.'

Sora jumped in and grabbed Kairi's arms, holding her back so that she wouldn't be able to escape.

"Let go of me! Get off me!" Kairi was screaming, probably not even aware of who her attacker was, probably never saw him.

As soon as Meilin had the chance, she got away as soon as possible, to escape from the keyblade.

By now, everyone had joined us, summoned by Meilin's scream.

I stood in front of Kairi, "How could you do that to Meilin and where'd you get that keyblade?" When she wouldn't respond, I slapped her as hard as I could, hopefully to snap her out of her trance.

Kurama put his hand on my shoulder, "It's no use, she's been absorbed by the darkness, she can't hear you."

Saddened by reality, I backed away giving up. "Sora, can you take her keyblades and let her go? She can't do much harm without them."

Sora nodded and did as I told him to. Kairi fell to the ground on her knees looking at her wrists reddened by Sora's grip.

Kurama leaned down and tried talking to her in his soothing voice, "Kairi, if you can hear me, can you tell me how you got that keyblade? Why you're doing this?"

Kairi again didn't respond.

(Sora: Kill her!

Schweppes: You really ruined the moment.

Riku: The fic's getting too long anyway. We decided before you got really out of hand, that we should help end it.

Bakura: And now, back to the gameshow!

Meilin: I thought we said no gameshows, and where's Malik?

Bakura: I left him in the closet. -banging and muffled screams are heard from within one of the many closets-

Shuichi: This place is really weird, and I want my Yuki! -whining-

Tsukasa: But it's really hard to get out of here. And if you have any secrets that you don't want these crazy people to know, fit in with them so they don't get suspicious.

Shuichi: Ummm... ok, I guess. That doesn't sound very good.

Bakura: And now with the gameshow!

Schweppes and Meilin: THERE IS NO GAMESHOW!

Bakura: Yes there is! Go away!

Meilin: Okay then, Mustang!

Mustang: -snaps his fingers and torches Bakura- How's that?

Meilin: -pats him on the head- Good.

Ed: I could have done that too!

Meilin: No you couldn't.

Ed: I still could've hurt him. You don't like me anymore! You only like Mustang!

Meilin: Wow... you're obsessive.

Schweppes: You are too, so stop complaining.

Dark: -sitting on top of the barbequed Bakura- Nice job.

Mustang: You really think so? -all teary eyed-

Dark: Yep!

Mustang: Yay!

Ed: Yay? Since when has Mustang said yay?

Jack: Apparently now.

Kouga: Can I eat Bakura?

Malik: NO!

Kouga: I thought you were in the closet.

Malik: Yeah, so I'd be safe, but now Bakura needs my help.

Jack: If you were hiding, then what was screaming in the closet?

Malik: Must have been someone else. Who's been missing for a while?

Schweppes: Zelgadis and Xellos

Dark: It must have been Xellos. He's the one who put the strait jacket on Malik.

Cloud: -sneaks out the front door-

Zelgadis: You know... Cloud just left.

Schweppes: I don't think anyone cares much anymore. They're busy and he hasn't been talking much anyway.

Shuichi: Can this end now? I want to go home.

Jack: This fic will never end. We're on chapter 17, it started in 2003, it's now May 2005.

Shuichi: Will I be here forever?

Schweppes: How come everyone asks that? And probably not, people usually end up leaving eventually unless they're really important or something like that.

Meilin: I will now say goodbye so the fic will end.

Schweppes: Until next time!

Should I make another fic that's only like the notes here? Review and say what you think.