Sasame: And here we are with Chapter 19!
Tsukasa: So... that means that the next chapter is Chapter 20.
Meilin: And we're out of the teens!
Schweppes: Not yet, it's only Chapter 19, don't get ahead of yourselves now.
Bakura: -begging to Schweppes- Can we do the gameshow now? -puppy dog eyes-
Malik: Yeah! That'd be fun!
Schweppes: I told you last time NO!
Kouga: Maybe if you let them, then they'll stop asking.
Bakura: Uhhh... yeah! Yeah, that's right. He he. -sweatdrop-
Meilin: Gahh! Fine! Just do your gameshow!
-some penguins from Slayers (Try) walk into the room... space... area... anyway-
Penguins: Don't interrupt our fic!
(Because I feel like telling you, there were penguins in Slayers, when Lina was like Alice from Alice in Wonderland and was traveling from world to world, in every one the penguins came up saying, 'don't interrupt our march; don't interrupt our funeral; don't interrupt our dance!')
Mustang: The penguins have a point.
Dark: We'll probably have a gameshow in our other fic (which still needs to be started)
Riku: There's another fic? How come I didn't know about it.
Sora: Maybe they just don't like you
Riku: Did you know about it?
Sora: Ummmmmmm... sure I did!
Riku: You're lying!
Sora: -tear- They hate me!
Schweppes: If we hated you, then we would've sent you or killed you off the second you got here.
Meilin: And now our bestest reviewer (and basically only reviewer) ever will say the disclaimer.
Chillywilly: Schweppes and Meilin only write the fic, but own almost nothing in it.
Meilin: Her disclaimer is much better then the rest of yours
Zelgadis: She's just trying to be nice, she doesn't really like you!
Schweppes: Sure she does, she says nice stuff in her reviews! She even gave us more muffins (hands out cream cheese muffins to everyone)
Himino: What do we do with them?
Sasame: I think we eat them.
Bakura: I'll eat them! They were good -takes everyone's muffins, some by force-
Schweppes: -whispering to audience- Tee hee... little do they know, the muffins are magical, who knows what will happen -maniacal laughter is heard-
Meilin: Huh? Schweppes, why are you laughing?
Schweppes: Oh, it's nothing.
Ed: Hahahaha! Everyone, look at Bakura
-Bakura appears to have grown wings, a beak, scales and furry ears all at once-
Malik: I'm glad I didn't eat mine now... but eating all of those at once! HAHAHAHAHA -falls over clutching his stomach, laughing-
Tsukasa: -still holding a muffin- Bakura, here's another one!
Bakura: No way! -ears twitching- How long will this last! I don't want to be this thing!
Kouga: I think it suits you.
Malik: If you can fly out of here, take me with you!
Warning: (this is getting redundant) Yaoi, Yuri, evilness... and muffins
Notes: ... 'Riku thinking' ... (AN) ... -action-
Last time: Kurama smiled and walked to the tree, "Look's like we're going here." He looked around a bit for approving faces.
So one by one we went into the door, unsure of what will await us at the end.
Toxicity
Chapter 19: The World
Looking around, the place had a bridge and about 2 shops on each side, and streamer looking things that served as decorations.
"Does anyone know where we are?" Meilin asked.
Everyone looked around for a bit. Jack came up with the best answer he had, "I've never seen it before."
(Shuichi: Oh so grand...
Schweppes: You're doing it again! We've gone 3 paragraphs in, and you're interrupting already!
Meilin: You're like a slave driver sometimes
Schweppes: How is this being a slave driver! I'm just trying to write this fic without being interrupted for once!
Ed: The last chapter wasn't interrupted.
Schweppes: Okay then, let's continue that pattern then
Dark: It's a little too late for that now
Schweppes: I don't care, let's just go on with this fic. ON TO THE WRITING (after my hand's not cramped))
(All better)
Meilin looked at Jack weirdly, "That doesn't help at all."
"Let's just ask someone, they should know" Kurama suggested.
I walked up to the first person that seemed ok to talk to, "Umm, do you know where we are?"
The man responded, "Yes, we're in Aqua Captal Mac Anu, or Delta server, would you like to save" apparently he was a recorder.
"Save? Save what?" Sora asked.
"This is a game, The World, do you want to save or not?" he seemed to be getting a little irritated.
"A game? Like an RGP, or something like that." Jack was confused.
The recorder looked at Jack weirdly, "Didn't you guys log in?"
Schweppes answered next, "Well, no, we didn't. We kinda just ended up here for some reason."
"It's an RPG and we jumped though a door to get here," Meilin corrected them.
As we were still talking to the man, a girl came up to us wearing blue and bearing wings from her back.
Schweppes was the first to notice her, "Hey, can you help us, we're kinda lost. And where'd you get the wings?"
"Hello, the wings came with my outfit. You don't look like you're from around here. What server did you come from?" The girl answered at least one of the questions.
"That's just the thing, we didn't come from any server, we just jumped though a door and ended up here somehow." Schweppes had to explain to her.
"You didn't come from a server? Maybe it's something like Tsukasa." She was basically talking to herself.
"I'm sorry, but what's your name?"
"My name? How rude of me. It's Subaru."
Schweppes smiled, "Well, I'm Schweppes and these are my friends," she pointed to us, "guys, this is Subaru."
"Hello Subaru, I'm Riku," I responded upon meeting this new girl.
Meilin who was now poking the wings, fascinated introduced herself as well, "I'm Meilin, nice to meet you."
"I'm Sora, and that's Jack, Kurama and Hiei," he pointed to the person as he listed their name.
Hiei responded with a "Hn" whereas Kurama and Jack just waved hello.
(Tsukasa: Schweppes, can you make Bakura go away, he's kinda scary.
Malik: Yeah, he's shedding wings, fur and scales now. I think it's starting to wear off.
Schweppes: Hmm... lasted shorter then I thought it would
Bakura: Just help me! -itching due to the shedding-
Schweppes: -hugging Tsukasa- I'll protect you!
Meilin: -kicking Schweppes over with Tsukasa remaining standing- hentai!
Schweppes: Awww, spoiling all the fun.
Meilin: I know, Mickey!
-Mickey appears in a puff of smoke (in his Yoda costume)-
Mickey: Yes?
Meilin: Can you help Bakura? He's in somewhat of a mess.
Mickey: -evil eyes- Sure thing!
-As Mickey cast a spell, the shedding seemed to stop, but everything else remained intact-
Bakura: Ahhhh! What did you do! At least the shedding was removing this stuff. -starts flying away-
Schweppes: Should I tell him?
Bakura: -hits an invisible force field- Oww! What the hell is this!
Schweppes: Guess I should, well, there's a force field in here. It was installed before we got here, it prevents stuff from flying away.
Bakura: Fine then, I'll just use closet! -runs into the nearest closet as fast as possible-
Malik: Wait for me! -joins him-
Meilin: That was just an excuse to go into the closet with Malik, wasn't it
Ed: Seems that way.)
Meilin was looking around, "Yeah, but what the hell is with this place?"
"What do you mean?" Subaru didn't quite understand what she was saying.
Meilin sighed, "Never mind."
"Well, from what you've told me so far, it sounds like it could have something to do with Aura. You might also want to change your character class to fit in better." Subaru lended us this information.
"How do we do that?" Kurama asked her.
"I'll help you, what do you want to be? Long arm, twin blade, wave master, heavy blade, heavy axe, fighter, divine fist, and blade master." She listed off the different classes.
"If we use these" I showed her my keyblade, "then what would that be?"
Subaru walked up to it to examine the weapon, "I've never seen anything like this before. I guess blade master."
I smiled, "Then I'll be a blade master!"
As soon as I said this, my clothes had changed into the unknown cloak (as seen in 'another side, another story') along with the rest of that outfit.
"Wow Riku, "Sora just seemed to stare, "I'll be one too!" As soon as he said this, his clothes changed as well.
I watched as Sora clothes only changed in color, from mostly red, to practically all black.
Sora ran over and hugged me, "Riku, you look so pretty!"
"You don't look half bad yourself," I laughed to myself. (happy laugh, not a taunting laugh or anything)
Everyone else changed, their outfits as well (description not available: insert description later... much later)
Kurama seemed to be observing Hiei's new attire, and everyone else's as well. Everyone was amazed.
"Why don't you join me, I'm looking for my friend, he's supposed to meet me soon." Subaru offered.
Sora shrugged, "I don't see why not."
Jack, whose clothes consisted of a long black and white stripped trench coat still with his bat bow that gained red stripes and visible fangs and the same pants and shirt, it would appear that the only difference was the long trechcoat barely hitting the floor. (And he's really really really really really REALLY tall! I just felt like describing Jack for some reason.)
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We waited a bit for Subaru's friend to come. When he came he was carrying a staff wearing mostly brown with silver hair, purple eyes and a red line going down on each cheek.
"Hi Subaru, you wanted to talk to me? And who are these people!" this new person was talking to the winged girl.
"Oh, these people are somewhat like you, but that's not what I brought you here for." Subaru was telling him.
He blinked, "Can you tell me who they are first?"
"Of course, I'm sorry." She pointed to us, "That's Riku, Meilin, Schweppes, Sora, Hiei, Kurama and Jack. Everyone, this is Tsukasa."
I smiled and waved at the newcomer.
"Hello Tsukasa," Schweppes bowed as he just watched, not saying a thing.
(Zelgadis: Hey, it's Tsukasa!
Tsukasa: I'm in the fic now? Why?
Schweppes: Well, we're in your world, of course you're going to be in the fic. -grin-
Kouga: Feh. Schweppes, are you sure you don't know me, because I recognize you, why!
Schweppes: -nods- Yeah, I'm sure. -little ears appear on Schweppes head- Gah! What happened? My head feels weird -feels her head to see what's wrong- AHHH! THERE'S EARS ON MY HEAD! How'd they get there?
Meilin: Aww! Kawaii! -tweaks Schweppes ears-
-Shuichi manages to escape out the front door, barely unnoticed-
Riku: Shuichi just left...
Schweppes: But... the pocky
Bakura: Get over it
Sora: I see you're out of the closet and back to normal
Bakura: Yeah it all just fell off... all at once.
Malik: I like the wings though
Dark: Heh. WITH! -With (a white rabbit looking thing with a long tail) appears and turns into Darks black wings-
Mustang: Wings... how handy
Dark: Mustang! Come with me, we'll get out of here, I'll fly away
Zelgadis: You can try, but remember the forcefield?
Dark: Forgot about that part)
Subaru was explaining to Tsukasa what had happened, "They say that they aren't from any server and didn't even know what this place was when I met them."
A slightly shocked expression appeared on Tsukasa's face, "Do you think that... it might have something to do with her?"
Subaru nodded, "That's what I thought at first."
Schweppes: Okay, enough fic! Time for ending notes!
Tsukasa: It ended... your endings are so annoying.
Schweppes: btw, the anime this is from is .hack/sign incase you were wondering.
Zelgadis: Are you sure I can't leave?
Meilin: We're sure, and has anyone seen Sasame lately? I know Himino's just sitting over there away from everyone.
Malik: I haven't seen him, maybe he's in one of the many closets.
Ed: Ha! Good luck finding him, with the closets always disappearing and appearing
Jack: He could be lost somewhere... after all, Schweppes brain seems to be quite empty
Schweppes: What did you say? -evil death glare-
Jack: I didn't say anything, all I said was that he could be lost somewhere
Schweppes: You said more then just that! -throws Tsukasa's staff at him-
Tsukasa: -sweatdrop- My staff! Why did you do that! -collapses to the ground, clearly upset-
Schweppes: Awwww... I'm sorry -walks up to Tsukasa and sits down next to him/her (whatever you prefer)-
Meilin: Schweppes, leave her alone!
Schweppes: Why don't you just mind your own business, go bug Ed
Ed: No! Don't bug Ed! -hides in a closet-
Kouga: A closet? He's be cornered that way
Meilin: -evil eyes- I'll get you Ed! -runs as fast as possible into the closet, not even bothering to open the door-
Sora: -inspects the Meilin-shaped hole- I guess this is what determination gets you.
Commercial break! (even though the chapter's over): Bumblebee tuna - Mephiskapheles
Yum yum bumblebee, bumblebee tuna
I love bumblebee, bumblebee tuna
Yum yum bumblebee tuna
Love a sandwich made with bumble bee. whee!
DBZ voice guy: That is all that is remembered from this song, so I'm afraid this commercial will be cut short
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Malik: DBZ Voice Guy? I thought he left
Schweppes: The commercial was taped before he left
Meilin: That's gotta be the worst commercial yet.
Sasame: There was singing, why was there singing?
Meilin: Where were you hiding?
Sasame: That's not important
Kouga: Sure it is! Just tell her
Bakura: Koga, did you know?
Kouga: Umm... maybe.
Schweppes: He doesn't know
Tsukasa: -pokes Schweppes cat-type ears- Where did these come from?
Schweppes: I don't know... out of nowhere
Meilin: Let's just end the chapter for now... everyone will be back next episode (except Shuichi)
Zelgadis: Save me