-Mustang is seen laughing rather evilly-
Meilin: -sigh- For everyone to know, we probably shouldn't have said that they could change what was in our minds.
Himino: What are you talking about?
Meilin: Everyone remembers Mustang's evil laugh in the last chapter, right?
Jack: I still don't know what you're talking about
Meilin: Let's just say he took it to new levels
Jack: I still don't know what you're talking about
Bakura: Let's start off with this then... –shows everyone a clip of Roy Mustang hitting on Ed- (I'd give you the URL if allowed me.)
Meilin: Where'd you get that from?
Bakura: I've been stalking you
Meilin: ... straightforward, ne?
-Ed is seen hiding head in shame-
Dark: -gasp- You cheated on me with the SHRIMP?
Ed: WHO'RE YOU CALLING AN ULTRA HYPER JUMBO SHRIMP?
Dark: Oh, no jumbo, just shrimp
Ed: YOU BASTARD! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS! -runs after Dark, previous incident forgotten-
Meilin: -hits Ed over the head- Ya know, you guys sound really weird
Ed and Dark: What's that supposed to mean!
Meilin: You have the same voice (The all-powerful god... Vic Mignogna! (voice of Ed, Dark, and many other wonderful people) -Meilin drools-) When you talk at the same time... it's like only one of you is actually talking
Malik: Like brothers -starts laughing, losing the power to suppress the laughter-
Spoiler Man:
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SPOILER
Because Meilin doesn't know how to keep her mouth shut
FULL METAL ALCHEMIST SPOILER
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Ed: He's not my brother and neither is the girly man!
Meilin: Envy is too your brother, he's your big brother
Spoiler Man:
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SPOILER OVER (still yet to be decided if it is actual spoiler or not... it's a secret that we don't even know O.o)
YOU ARE SAFE...
FOR NOW
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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-There's a boom, a closet appears right in from of newly summoned Spoiler Man-
DBZ Voice Guy: -poking SM in the chest- You, you're stealing my job!
Spoiler Man: Where the hell did you come from?
DBZ Voice Guy: Oh no, the worst place ever.
Jack: What is this place?
DBZ Voice Guy: -shaking- The worst place ever... so much pink. IT WAS HORRIBLE!
Kouga: Just tell us all ready! -mumbling- Drama Queen
DBZ Voice Guy: Fine then, V-Valentine Land
Jack: Wait, THE Valentine Land
DBZ Voice Guy: Yeah, everyone was kissing everywhere, there were so many hearts
Himino: Like High School?
DBZ Voice Guy: -ignoring Himino- And there was a tree... with a pumpkin, but it just wouldn't open. Then I got into the closet and ended up here
Jack: A pumpkin tree? That was my land, Halloween Town! Valentine Land... that was indeed a horrible place. Barely stepped a foot in and left.
-as they continue this boring conversation of horrible happiness, another closet appears, a green dog hops out-
Green Dog: Howdy Ho! -the chanting of doom in a singsong voice-
Riku: The Hell?
Meilin: Don't you remember Gir? He was with Zim
Sora: But that was a robot
Tsukasa: He's... In disguise?
Bakura: Why?
Meilin: So he can help Zim conquer the world! But to continue, who wants to say the disclaimer?
-everyone groans-
Malik: GIR CAN SAY IT!
Meilin: -starry eyed- Yeah! Here Gir, say the disclaimer! -Gir takes piece of paper... the disclaimer-
Disclaimer: (Disclaimer by chillywilly) Gir (from INVADER ZIM! XD...in DOGGY FORM!): Schweppes and Meilin do not own almost nothing and they - CUPCAKE! -gobbles down cupcake- aww...I miss my cupcake.
One of the penguins: -nudges Gir to continue disclaimer-
Gir: I MISS MY CUPCAKE! -cries and starts to flood the room-
Sora: -floating on a raft made of ivory soap- Schweppes and Meilin only write the fic! -watches Riku slowly sink- NO! -dives in after him-
-end-
Artificial soap and water used in the making of this disclaimer. (tears are artificial water, right?)
Schweppes: I heard my name, what's going on?
Meilin: Oh, I thought I'd start the fic off without you. You were sleeping
Schweppes: PENGUINS! CUT OFF HER HEAD!
Penguins (accompanied by the Queen of Hearts): Don't ruin our fic! -dressed in heart card costumes, runs after Meilin with axes used to chop off heads-
Queen of Hearts: Cut off her head!
-Meilin runs screaming into the safest place possible to be found inside an empty section of the head... yes, a closet-
Penguins: Don't interrupt our execution!
-many axes are seen now sticking out of the wood of the closet (similar to the seagulls stuck in the sail in Finding Nemo
Gir: They don't own this!)-
Schweppes: Ah, chaos. What a wonderful thing to wake up to in the morning.
WARNING: Current said writer is now watching Invader Zim... read at your own risk. Craziness ahead o.O
Dark: Mustang, how can you like Ed? He's... he's short!
Ed: I'M NOT SHORT!
Mustang: I'm leaving now -runs as fast as he can... into a most loved military figure-
Hughes: Hello Mustang, where am I?
Schweppes: -rushing over- How did you get here!
Hughes: I was at the store, buying my precious Elicia a new dress, and when I stepped into that closet, -points towards the many many closets, most incredibly similar-
Schweppes: They're recruiting new people... the closets are starting to rebel
Meilin: Schweppes, do you realize how stupid you sound?
Schweppes: -to her, Meilin is invisible and mute- Mickey, Mickey can help us! Ramble, ramble, ramble (I'll trade ramble for a random word for 100)
-a magical purple mist seeps onto the floor, eventually covering the ground as far as the eye can see-
Mickey: -sounding much like Yoda- Want, what do you?
Schweppes: These closets, they're rebelling against us -twitch- what can you do?
Mickey: -evil laugh- Bibbity Bobbidy Boo! -the closets all change to the color orange-
Sora: Umm... what did that do? They only changed color
Riku: -screaming from inside now orange closet- NOOO! I'M AN OOMPA LUMPA!
Sora: Riku, Riku... WHERE ARE YOU! -falls dramatically on the ground in search for his long lost oompa lumpa-
Riku: -closet door flies about 10 ft away, and out rolls a very orange, green haired, short Riku- Sora, what happened to me!
-much laughing heard from the peanut gallery-
Kouga: Riku's orange! This is great
-another closet door opens, and a lone penguin, separated from the pack waddles out and it too, has changed color... the eerie color of orange-
Penguins: Don't interrupt our pack! (penguin's shall now travel in packs... the bible says so. So now you believe (Gir: They don't own the bible either)) -their clothing has shifted back to the normal tuxedo black and white, and are standing in a circle around the Yoda-Mickey, aiming bazooka's at his head, or very large ears blocking the way-
Mickey: Regret, this you will. -he again laughs his now trademark maniacal laugh and disappears in an orange puff of smoke-
Schweppes: Awfully sorry to interrupt this, but what happened to the fic?
Penguins: Don't interrupt our sorrow!
Schweppes: -evil death glare- Don't forget, I am your master, Mustang! You know what to do
Mustang: -small evil laugh, snap of the fingers and penguins turn a chard brown-
Schweppes: As I was staying, shouldn't we get on with the fic?
Meilin: But this is so much more fun, who wants to read the actual fic anyway?
Schweppes: It is in the rules that there are to be no script-type fics allowed, they need to be in the proper fic form
Meilin: Fine then, we don't want to be banned for something as terrible as ruining a wonderful scene... just to think, Riku's an oompa lumpa
NOTES: ... craziness ... OOCness ... 'Riku thinking' ... -action- ... (Authors Notes)
WARNING: warning has been issued, if you have managed to read up till here, the warning is unnecessary
DISCLAIMER (take II): Since the first was the wonderful Chillywilly's disclaimer. We share with you, ours
You will know when we rule the world and control all of the wonderful anime...
- there will be more yuri... there certainly isn't enough of it
- a machine shall be created, named the Shinigami, and it will have the power to take any anime character of your choice (it doesn't have to be human) and make them real, moving, living, breathing, the whole 9 yards
Schweppes: That is the end of the disclaimer... see the next chapter for more
DBZ Voice Guy: Next time on this fic: you shall see with your own eyes the great new disclaimers by all of you reviewers (right now, population: 1) Please feel free to submit your disclaimer and see it appear on the computer screen!
Spoiler Man: I will warn you now, possible spoilers ahead (semi unlikely)
Meilin: We have no need for you any more. AWAY WITH YOU
Queen of Hearts: OFF WITH HIS HEAD! -picks up Spoiler Man and runs into the rare white closet (it wasn't there when Mickey turned them orange, it was late from a closet rebellion meeting) and it disappears, as they have been known to-
Last Time: "Why did she want us to call her 'Lady Subaru' all of a sudden?" Sora whispered in my ear.
I replied in a harsh whisper, "I don't know."
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Toxicity
Chapter 21: The Meeting
Subaru had stopped at her meeting place where two men were sitting, talking amongst themselves. The first was a taller man with spiky hair with a skinny, yet long ponytail, wearing red, and carrying a heavy spear. The second was in armor, with beady red eyes, and a sword at his side.
"Hey Subaru!" The red clad one greeted the lady.
"We're here on business; we're not here to chat." Subaru wanted to make this point clear. "Now, Silver Knight, I believe it was you who called this meeting?" she was addressing the one in armor.
He looked up, the previous gaze transfixed on the ground, "Yes, I was wondering, there have been more problems lately. Too many problems. Is there any way possible that we can join forces again, so it will be easier to defeat these new monsters."
Subaru thought for a second, "It is not my fault that your men are too weak to fight off these monsters. If they are similar to previous accounts, then they would be unable to beat, unless you use Kite's bracelet."
The one in red stood up now, "But we can't reach Kite. We've tried many times and he's refused to side with us. And most of the time he's not even there."
"Krim, have you even thought about contacting the Decedents of Fiona?" Subaru asked the spiky haired man.
"Actually, we were waiting for you until we tried to contact them. They've been even busier with the chaos all this has created. And rumor has it that there're even new characters with problems similar to Tsukasa's." Silver Knight was the one to speak.
Lady Subaru gasped, "How do you know about this already? They only just got here. I've been with them most of the time." Her voice was now panicked, not believing that gossip such as this could reach anyone else without her telling them.
"So, you know them then?" Krim's gaze was intense upon Subaru, almost watching to see if she'll run away when he's not looking.
I was trying harder to listen in on this conversation. So were Meilin, Schweppes, Sora. Jack, Kurama and Hiei just appeared to be relaxing until the 'Lady' came back to tell us to move on.
With the struggle of listening getting harder due to the drop in their voices, Sora had nearly fallen, tripping over a simple rock that lay on the ground. Although he managed to catch himself before he hit the ground, the noise was enough to startle the three and cause them to stop and listen.
Subaru looked around, to see if we were in sight, "That could be them; they didn't want to be left alone, so they're following me now. I told them to stay away at a distance."
Silver Knight squinted his eyes, "You mean the new ones, the ones with the problem?"
"Yes." Subaru said sharply, implying that they should be quite, incase there were other noises to be heard that shouldn't be there.
I sighed, figuring that we've been caught eavesdropping and there was always the possibility of a punishment for such things. Especially when she was so serious about this meeting in the first place.
Meilin was about to threaten Sora with his fist for making the involuntary noise, but held back for fear of making more noise then possible. Even with the tension in the air, the three just stood there like nothing had happened at all, Kurama even with his eyes closed.
Footsteps were coming closer, feared to be Subaru's. She had turned the corner and had found us, up against the wall and closest to being able to hear anything about her meeting. Directly behind her were the other two who had been talking, Krim and the Silver Knight.
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Schweppes: That's all for now, this fic was 'wasted' with such wonderful and exciting 'notes'
Meilin: This is about as close to a notes chapter as we'll probably get. Unless we have the fic part to be nothing more then a paragraph or sentence.
Kouga: I'm tired. Can this chapter end?
Bakura: The chapter doesn't need to end for you to sleep
Kouga: I know, but it's quieter
Sasame: You complain too much
Dark: Eh, wolf boy, you want to sleep?
Kouga: Ummm... No, I'm fine now, see -shows Dark a big smile-
Ed: You're really pathetic
-Ed falls down a hole-
DBZ Voice Guy: Due to Ed's annoying comment, this fanfic has swallowed him up and eaten him...
Schweppes: Why is everything rebelling today?
Penguins: Don't interrupt out...
Meilin: Hah, there's nothing to interrupt now! Stupid penguins
Schweppes: Don't insult my penguins!
Meilin: Ahh! You too? PENGUINS ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD!
Schweppes: -gripping her stomach laughing- You can be so gullible!
Riku: I don't want to be orange anymore
Sora: -crying- Look what you did to him! You evil people
Schweppes: This was the work of Mickey Mouse Yoda style. I'm afraid there is nothing I can do. -lowers head-
Sora: NOOOOOO! DON'T DIE RIKU!
Riku: I'm not dieing, I'm just orange.
Mustang: End this thing already, it's been going on long enough
Himino: This is probably a record, all written within 4 hours... I think
Schweppes: Hmmm... when did I start writing this? I don't remember
Meilin: Schweppes has the worst memory ever... and she's getting gray hairs!
Schweppes: I'm too young for gray hairs, I haven't even reached my 20s yet! -sobbing-
Sasame: -looking at his hair- My hair's white, I'm in my 20s
Schweppes: You're an anime character, Zelgadis has blue hair!
Zelgadis: What of it?
Schweppes: I'm just trying to prove a point
Zelgadis: Well, you can leave me out of it
Meilin: ENOUGH! Or I'll bring Yoda-Mickey back!
-everyone shuts up instantly-
Meilin: Good, now say goodbye to the readers and future reviewers. THAT MEANS REVIEW, You Know You Want Tooooo!
Everyone (even penguins o.O): Goodbye!
Schweppes: Till next time! Hopefully it'll be sooner to update