Not Another Bad Fanfic

Title Of Story: Unplanned Pregnancies

By: Bob Bennit

Making fun of : Chapter

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Ron walked down a long narrow hall way. He had never been down this hall way before. He looked down at his stomach and hugged it. His little baby was in there. He was the happiest man on earth!

He took a deep breath and went on walking. Then he stopped and looked behind him. He thought he heard something.

"Im going crazy..." he whispered to himself.

Again he went on walking. This time he knew he heardit but he didnt stop. In fact he started walking faster. As fast as his little baby would let him.

He turned right and walked another hall way. Then left, right, right, left. He soon found himself in front of the main stairs. He looked behind him and saw that the wall was solid.

"I am crazy! Its all your fault!" He said looking down at his baby. The baby kicked him hard in the side. "Okay, okay Im sorry."

He looked down the stairs and closed his eyes. The stairs never seem to steep or long before. He hugged his baby and looked down them again.

"Hello Weasley..." A voice said behind him.

Ron turned around to see Malfoy standing next to him. So it was Malfoy who was following behind him. If only he wasnt so fat he would be able to reach his wand.

"Stupid baby! Ouch! Sorry..." He said holding his side. "What do you want Malfoy?"

"Pay back!"

"For what?"

"For..."

"For?"

"Not loving me! There I said it."

"Malfoy your...your...gay?"

"Yeah so what!"

"I have to tell the whole school!" Ron said turning back to the stairs.

"Oh no you dont!" Malfoy said pushing Ron down the stairs.

Ron went falling forwards. He fell over stair over stair. He fit his head, legs, arms back and his baby! He landed on the floor not moving.

"No!" Malfoy whispered running down the stairs and picking Rons head up in his arms. Tears running down his face. "I killed the only person I love!" He bent down and kissed Ron on the lips.

"My child I saw what happened." Snape said walking out of the shadows.

"Father I didnt mean to. Really. I loved him father! I loved him!" more tears ran down his face.

"My child you have to tell the truth. If it were Potter or Granger then it would have been okay but this is a Weasley."

"Father please!"

"My child you shame yourself."

Snape turned aroundand walked away back into the shadows. Malfoy jumped up and ran over to Snape. He put his handson Snapes head and then snapped his neck. Snape fell to the floor dead.

Malfoy found a broom closet and put Snape in it. He put a muggle lock on it and then put one of his favorite china dolls on top to the lock.

"Watch over him Miss. Mufulakatla." (Mew- foo-la-cat-la) Malfoy whispered walking away.

He walked over to Ron and looked at his dead body. Tears filled his eyes and ran down his face. He took a deep breath and did they only thing he knew he could do to save his only love.

"Gene I need you!"

In a puff of orange smoke a man appeared with tan skin, sandy blond hair and ocean blue eyes. He took a deep breath and looked at Malfoy.

"How may I help you, Master?"

"I know whatI want my last two wishes to be..."

The gene jumped up and down all happy like. It did a little kick in the air and almost fell over. Then it stopped and looked at Malfoy who was tapping his foot.

"What are you wishes, Master?"

"I wish Ron and Snape were alive and that know one would ever remember this and that Snape woke up with a really really bad hang over."

"As you wish, Master."

Malfoy walked up to Ron and kissed him one more time. Then he walked away to let the gene do his job. Orange smoke filled the air again. Malfoy stood alone in the hall. He smiled a small smile and walked away to use the bathroom.

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Ron woke up to find that his baby had died. He had been hit the thea moving tree.He started to cry when he found that a china doll had been placed next to him. He smiled at it and started playing with it. This was going to be his new baby. He even named it Miss. Kitches-Good-Lady. He call her kit for short.

Malfoy just watched from afar as run loved the doll that Malfoy had loved but he had not told the gene to bring the baby back.

Snape woke up late that night. He couldnt get out because he had left his wand in his class room. He only heard an odd sound so he didnt pick his wand up. He was in there for three days. A first year had let him out only because he said he would give the candy. Sadly Snape wont be able to have kids because he didnt have any candy to give the first year. Then locked Snape in there forever.

Harry and Hermione had there kids. Harrys had a son with three heads and a really really bid toe nail which was aqua. Hermione's daughter came out with a really thick book and a note from Rons baby which read-

-I never got mu sugar cookies!-

After that there were a lot of really really bad word that were for Ron. They all thought it was best not to tell Ron about the letter.

Ginny's zit started talking to her and started making her kill people so she had gotten it removed. Sadly another one grew back in its place. So now shes in a white padded room with a red jacket on.

The other Weasleys are having dinner that Bill had made from what ever was in the fridge. Which I can say was bad because some of the food was really really bad. So they all got really sick and locked Bill up with Snape.

Voldemort one morning woke up good. So now him and his Death Eaters are having Thanksgiving and the Christmas dinner and the Easter dinner all in one night.

Dumbledore and Poppy and went on top of Hogwarts to dance naked so no one would see them. Sadly a hippogriff picked Dumbledore up and flew off with him. Poppy was picked up by a flying snail with a flash light in his mouth.

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