Title: Queer, Otherwise
Authors: lovelessx and savethequeenxo
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Words: 3310
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Warnings: boy snogging :3 and slashy, smutty boy!sex, mature!Ron, evil!seamus, some voyeurism, slight angst, oh and a little Snape/Remus on the side PRE-HBP (That means that I'm not altering my story along the lines of the real 6th year because I'm lazy and I don't have time and I like my story the way it is, thank you. Oh yea, no HBP spoilers woot.)
Summary: After Draco switches sides Dumbledore agrees to protect him from the consequences of the wrong people finding out, which looks like no one has noticed...yet. Only the damnable Boy-Who-Lived seems to notice that he has changed and, unnervingly, Draco finds his eyes lingering too long on that unruly hair and those green eyes. Harry has also found himself practically licking his lips while his eyes slip over to Draco every now and then. Before they can stop themselves they both land a late night detention from the Transfiguration teacher for "not paying attention in class". Thankfully, McGonagall hadn't mentioned aloud that they had been ogling each other for her entire class. After their detention, things start to get difficult and keeping secrets is harder than ever for both young wizards.
Review Replies: Ktrin, Ashes of Stars, theTigersFire, sinsoftheflesh98, Remi, Isidoria: Thank you
thrnbrooke: Oh yes, much danger XD Lucius: Draaaaco, you got some 'splaining to do!
doxie: deflower is a very gay, but fun word :D it seems more... proper than saying Harry fucked his brains out, lol. Well, I hope you do damn well on them! It's not my fault if you don't TT
checkmarks: I think I love you just because you called him Lucy -cracks up-

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Chapter Seven -- 'Walk Into My Parlor' Said the Spider to the Fly

It was Friday night and all of the students were buzzing with chatter about the Halloween Feast that night. Few classes were grueling, in Transfigurations they had turned things into candy, in Charms they learned Costume Glamours, and in Potions, surprisingly, they made a Goblin Juice potion. Harry had fun throughout the entire day, laughing with his friends. Eventually, the feast came and this year the students were encouraged to dress up - the first years even did a costume parade. Harry chose to extend his teeth, charm his eyes red, and wear a Dracula-esque cape and go as a vampire. Ron, with Hermione's help, dressed as a werewolf in honor of Lupin, while Hermione chose a 16th Century Maiden with an elegant, medieval gown and curls piled on top of her head.

Down in the dungeons, the Slytherins prepared as well. Draco thought it would be terribly funny (as he was meeting Harry later) to completely charm himself as a woman. He and Blaise giggled repeatedly as they extended Draco's hair and charmed his chest with big, fake breasts. He didn't go as far to charm off his genitals, but wore pink lacy panties that were charmed to hide himself. He put on a tight muggle sun dress that was white with pink flowers and had Blaise help him with the shoes.

"Draco, darling, you're a natural." Zabini applauded him as he kept up his new mantra of 'heel, toe. heel, toe.' in his head. Draco spun around and ran his hands down his sides and rested them on his new flare of womanly hips. He sat patiently while Blaise did his hair in curly ringlets that hung on his shoulders and painted his face with makeup and bright red lipstick. Blaise fell off the bed in laughter. The Italian, himself, was going as a medieval, gothic fairy. Draco looked down at his simple black pumps and then back up at Zabini.

"Are you sure these are 'Fuck Me' shoes?" Blaise nodded for the millionth time and ushered his friend up to the Great Hall.

When they entered, the Gryffindors were in fits of laughter. Draco grinned, it seemed like tonight everyone was united as one behind the costumes and laughter. Unlike usual, the tables had been pushed to the side of the room so there could be dancing and the First Year Parade in the center of the room. At the staff table, Snape was grudgingly dressed as a dementor, Hagrid was dressed as something called "Cousin It" from some muggle movie, McGonagall chose to dress like a muggle nun, Dumbledore was dressed like Merlin, and the other teachers sported similar costumes of their own. The ghosts of the castle all danced about as the upper years and teachers watched the smiling, innocent little First Years parade about the center of the hall in their various costumes.

Eventually, Draco and Harry found themselves sitting together in a corner and laughing over each others' costumes. Draco even coaxed Harry into feeling his fake breasts. The whole school partied the night away. People even forgot for one night that Harry and Draco and Gryffindors and Slytherins hated each other and had a good time. Of course, there were bumpy parts of the night where Hermione had slapped Ron for almost groping Daphne Greengrass, who was dressed as Aphrodite. Hermione stalked off to dance with a handsome 7th year dressed as King Arthur.

Harry and Draco finally snuck off to the Room of Requirement, giggling all the way. Once they reached their destination, they sat in front of the fire and snuggled together with a mountain of candy they nicked from the feast. They laughed as they chatted quietly about the costumes that night and how sweet the first years had been in their parade. Of course, the couple couldn't keep their hands from roaming forever.

Harry leaned down and pressed his lips gently to Draco's. He cocked his head to the side when he pulled back and reached out a thumb and smeared the red lipstick along the blonde's jaw line. He leaned back down and slipped his tongue inside his boyfriend's mouth, a hand coming up to twist in the lengthened curls. Draco leaned closer to Harry and untied the cape he was wearing. Harry pulled back again and smiled down at Draco.

"Look at you, you look like a muggle cocktease." Draco batted his eyelashes and giggled.

"I thought I was a cocktease anyway." Draco leaned up and nipped at Harry's jaw. Harry grinned wider and gave Draco's arse an appreciative squeeze.

"You are. You're my cocktease." With a sudden growl of possessiveness, Harry rolled Draco onto his back and pounced on him, holding pale feminine wrists over his head and feasting on his pale neck, minding not to bite too hard, but hard enough to ensure there would be marks in the morning. Harry claimed Draco his. The blonde arched up into Harry and bit down on his lower lip to keep his moans from escaping. Harry let a hand travel down the Slytherin's body slowly, skirting around the faux breasts, over a slim waist and womanly hips, and finally past the hem of the skirt only to travel back up under the skirt to find the lacy panties. Harry stopped kissing Draco's neck and turned all his attention to what Draco had on under the sun dress.

"Pink lace panties? Bloody hell, Malfoy, you aren't wearing a Bra too, are you?" Draco grinned as he sat up, unzipped the dress from the back as he did. He let it fall to his mid-section, showing that he had on no bra. Harry cocked his head to the side and studied the breasts. He reached out a hand to touch one then pulled back and looked around for his wand. When he found it he pointed them at the breasts and cast a Finite Incantatem. Draco laughed and kissed Harry.

"You're so gay, Potter." Harry grinned shyly and motioned for the rest of the dress to come off so he could examine the panties again.

"Says the boy who's dressed as a woman, completely." Harry chuckled to himself and leaned forward to run his fingers along the lace. He was curious if Draco really charmed away his beautiful cock. Draco took pity on his curiosity.

"They're charmed to keep up an allusion that I'm a woman. You of course know I have a cock hidden behind them, but.." Draco shrugged and sucked on a lolly pop. Harry stole the lolly from the blonde and popped a chocolate into his mouth instead. He leaned forward and pressed their lips together again.

"Lewd.. ..Seductive.. ..Tease.." Harry pulled back and grinned. He reached for a bottle of chocolate syrup that was under the cloak he was wearing and squeezed some into his palm and smeared it across Draco's chest. He pushed the blonde to his back again and leaned forward to take agonizingly slow care to clean every last drop of chocolate from Draco's chest. Draco was in heaven. Harry's tongue was making him shiver and the heady scent of chocolate filled the room.

"Harry... bloody hell, if you keep doing that swirly thing with your tongue I swear...Mmm.." Draco arched up to try and keep that luxurious tongue on his nipples but they moved to lap at the thick puddle pooling in his navel and, Merlin, did it work wonders there. Harry continued to trail his tongue down to the hem of the charmed panties. He paused to grin up at Draco and then slowly dragged the panties off, with his teeth and God was Draco close to coming before Harry even touched his cock. Draco lifted his head from the bed to look down at the brunette. "How come I'm the only one who's naked in the room?"

"Because, I'm having a Draco Sundae. Now hush and enjoy the greatness of my skilled tongue." Harry made an obscene flicking gesture with his tongue that made Draco pant and reached for more chocolate syrup to drizzle down pale inner thighs and teasingly lap it up. Draco could only lay back and moan.

"Bloody tease! God Harry!" Harry chuckled and finally granted a flick of his tongue to the head of Draco's cock. Draco nearly came from the small blessing, but Malfoys had more self control than that. Harry coated one finger in the chocolate syrup and slid it into the blonde while lathering up his cock with the other. Harry sucked on the head of Draco's cock while he prepared him and the Slytherin thought he was going to die from sexual teasing. At last Harry positioned himself and slowly sheathed himself and worked into a gentle rhythm. When he sensed Draco was close he started to stroke the blonde's cock until he felt Draco seize up and scream his name before coating them both in long streams of pearly liquid. Draco clenched down on him so hard that Harry was quickly following Draco soon after. Once they both calmed down a bit, Harry pulled out and lay down next to Draco. He muttered a cleaning charm and pulled Draco into his arms. The blonde tucked his head under Harry's chin and closed his eyes.

"Harry... That was fucking amazing." Harry smiled and kissed the top of Draco's head, who tried to cover up his yawn. "Harry.." another yawn. "Goodnight.."

"Night, love." Harry whispered and pulled the covers tighter around them before he fell into a deep sleep.

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After another long week of classes and exams, the trio of friends sat in their common room relaxing. Harry was flipping through a Quidditch magazine, Hermione was reading and Ron was...fidgeting. He'd been anxious and squirming for the past hour. Hermione tuned him out completely, lost in her book even though she had her legs propped in his lap and he was rubbing her feet. Harry had noticed though, and it was quite distracting. For the past hour his best friend looked like he was going to say something only to shut up and make an awkward squeaking sound instead. He sounded much like a dying rat. Finally, at 10:30, Harry had had enough. He tossed his magazine aside.

"Ron, what's bothering you. You've been like this for the past hour." Harry leaned back in his armchair and prepared to get comfortable, Ron had enough insecurities to keep a poor therapist rich. Ron looked startled and took a minute or two to gather his thoughts. Suddenly he looked up at Harry and sighed.

"What's it like, Harry?" Harry raises an eyebrow at him in question. "You know... sex..?" Harry raises his other eyebrow and two pink spots appeared on his cheeks.

"S-sex?" Harry choked on the word. Hermione shook her head and sighed. She told her boyfriend and best friend goodnight and went up to her dorm."Well.. er.. it's.. hmm.." Harry stumbled over what he was saying and tried making odd gestures with his hands as he continued. "And then you.. or no, he does...wait, well.." Harry heaved a great sigh and looked up at a pale faced Ron. After the different, impossible looking gestures he'd made, he would have been pale faced too had he still been a virgin.

"Is it like that with... with everyone? Like, like boys and girls, too?" Ron gulped and his Adam's apple bobbed up and down. Harry stared at him for a moment and then laughed, shaking his head.

"No, no, just with boys - see?" Harry pulled out the Kama Sutra and showed Ron. Ron made a few disgusted noises and basically stared down at the moving pictures stupidly, but politely acknowledged that if that's what Harry liked, then he would accept that and Ginny was going to be a slut for the guys and quiet for the girls. Ron was very, very grateful that he had Hermione. Harry startled him out of thinking about Hermione when he talked again. "It's good, that's the best I can describe it, Ron."

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The next night Dean and Ron were in the middle of a chess game when Seamus bound into the common room and plopped himself in Dean's lap and kissing him. Dean sat back in his chair and stared at his ex-boyfriend who was smiling expectantly at him.

"Seamus?"

"Evening, lover. How was your day?" Dean blinked and shook his head to clear it, because clearly he was hallucinating and he'd heard Seamus wrong. Had he just said lover?

"Come again?" Seamus sighed and giggled before he pecked Dean on the cheek again.

"Silly, I asked you how your day was? It must have been terrible, we haven't snogged or shagged all day! Lets go upstairs for a quickie before bed, hmm?" Dean stared blankly at his ex in confusion.

"Seamus? Um... maybe I would have said yes about.. oh, lets say, a month ago? I wouldn't say yes to that anymore. Don't you remember? We aren't together anymore, we broke up." Dean felt sick having to tell this to Seamus all over again, it was bad enough the first time. He only hoped he didn't set him into another crazy rage. Seamus stared at Dean with wide eyes for a moment and then something seemed to click in his head and he practically threw himself from his ex-boyfriend's lap.

"Oh god. Harry. He has to be warned! Nott... fuck, I can't believe I was so stupid! HARRY!" Seamus was quickly standing and ready to go on a one-man hunt to find Harry and warn him about what he'd done. Unfortunately, Hermione's memory was still fresh from the last time Seamus tried to "help" Harry and she had protected Draco. She stood up and went over to Seamus and whispered in his ear that if he likes his bits he wont go within ten feet of Harry if she can help it. Seamus gave her a pleading look but she didn't relent. Seamus felt sick and fled the tower.

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On Monday Harry was actually up before Hermione and was munching on some toast when a black owl that looked very much like Draco's landed in front of the eggs and stuck out it's leg for him to take the letter it carried. Harry fed the bird some bacon and watched as it flew away before opening the letter and quickly scanning it. By the time he was finished, he was grinning from ear to ear.

Harry,

Meet me at noon at the gate to the Shrieking Shack this weekend. I'll be waiting.

Draco

Harry had to restrain himself from skipping to Potions that morning. He lost at least 10 points for being unable to stop smiling and be serious about the way the Crup's blood was extracted, but it didn't matter because that weekend Harry was meeting Draco.

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On Saturday Harry was up and out of the castle before even Dumbledore had eaten breakfast. He decided to have a cup of coffee and a muffin at a little tea shop he found near Honeyduke's. When all the shops opened he went to the candy store and purchased some chocolate frogs and sugarquills for him and Draco. Harry wandered about Hogsmeade for a while longer before he started to make his way to the forest that led to the Shrieking Shack.

When Harry arrived he saw no one there. He stood at the fence and looked at the shack in the distance. The last time he was here was third year, so long ago... He grinned at the memory of torturing Draco and his cronies with snowballs from under his invisibility cloak. He was awaken from his memories when he heard a leaf crunching under a shoe. When he turned around, his stomach flipped inside out in his stomach. Same blonde hair, same steely eyes. Not his Draco.

Not more than five feet away from him stood Lucius Malfoy.

Harry panicked and made to run for the shack but Lucius anticipated this move and muttered a stupefy and knocked Harry out. He quickly made a portkey back to the manner and grabbed Harry.

While Lucius was portkeying back to his Manor, Draco was running to the Shrieking Shack and got there just in time to see his father disappear with an unconscious Harry in his arms.

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A/N: Short chapter, I know, but it's to tide you all over until I get back from Baltimore (which, I actually didn't post before I left.. I'm sorry, I got stuck packing TT but I had fun at Otakon!). I'm actually having a terrible day so I'm really sorry if this chapter isn't my best. But look, yummy chocolate food!sex