The Last Day of Danger. Or is it...?

I woke up with the nicest feeling. I could feel my muscles were quite tense, but it was a tense with knowing if I let my muscles relax, I'd loose something I was holding onto. A fragile, soft body was on top of mine. I slowly opened my eyes and looked down. There I saw Malon's head resting on my chest. I rubbed my hands all over her back and down to her rear end. I gave a playful little squeeze to wake her up. She slowly came to. She looked at me and smiled. She looked at me for awhile, looking like she was trying to remember what she was going to say. "Link..." she started, "Let's get married." I rocked my head back onto the wall behind the bed. She threw the covers off her and sat up next to me in bed. She pulled the covers over her legs as she wasn't clothed.

I knew what Malon suggested was a good idea. We loved each other very much, and lifestyle with her would never get boring. Malon and I could travel anywhere together and she'd never complain with how active she was. I could take her to the beautiful Flower Fields in Mushroom lands or Tallon IV. Maybe even to Aleta or the Ancient Mushroom kingdom to the ruins of Toadmourn. Though rustic and dark, it was a beautiful sight. And now that we had made a child together, I would never want to leave Malon with a bastard son or daughter. When she noticed my hesitance to reply, she looked down a little. I then replied, "Yes, Malon. Let's get married." Her eyes lit up as she threw her arms around me and straddled my lap with her legs. I lifted her up slowly and set her on the floor of her bedroom. I walked over to the drawers and slipped my tunic on. I handed her a bed gown and she quickly draped it over herself. I reached for the sash on the window and threw it open, expecting the light of a new day. It was night time though.

I looked at Malon a little puzzled. She kept smiling at me though and explained the time. "We were in bed from about 8 A.M. to about now, which is 7 P.M." I felt quite energized and after spending just about all day in bed with Malon, I really wanted to get out. "Hungry?" I asked her. She nodded and smiled again. God I fucking love her smile so much. It gives me energy. I could probably be saved from death with that smile. "Let's go out to the market then and have fun tonight." "Sounds great Link." She replied. She then got fully dressed and we set out onto Hyrule field.

Malon was a very brisk and strong walker. She kept a very quick pace, yet seemed very relaxed. She had strong legs, and that I found extremely attractive. As we walked on she brought up conversation. "My father got married again." "So I've heard from Link of the Gorons." I replied rather quickly. "Yeah..." said Malon. "He's much happier."

We kept walking on as I realized something different about Lon Lon Ranch. "What happened to Ingo?" I asked. She turned at me and I noticed her lower her head a little. After a deep swallow she answered, "Ingo left to journey to Kanto to begin cultivating the destroyed Earth that once belonged to the Pokemon." I found it a little strange that the rough Ingo would take up such charitable work, but I continued walking. I then asked "What gave him the inspiration to do that?" Malon quirked her head in my direction and said "I'm not quite sure." Fair Enough I thought to myself. I always remembered Ingo as being quite a strange guy, especially when he tried to lock me into Lon Lon Ranch. I felt for her hand and grasped it. She looked at me, smiled, and squeezed my hand back. We finally reached the drawbridge, which was closed, but since we were recognized, we were let in.

After wandering around the small town, we saw a good old pub that was founded by a group of gorons. Malon and I went up to the counter, took a seat and ordered a round of Dorsalite beer. It was a beer that was brewed from the roots of the last known Dorsalite tree which had it's lodgings in a sector of the Lost Woods. It was expensive as fuck, but tonight was a time to celebrate. I decided I was getting married for fuck's sake. After about two more rounds of hard liquor, Malon looked a little drunk. I looked a little closer and realized by the shading of her skin she was drunk as fuck. She probably hadn't really done much alcohol in the past, really.

When I asked her if she was alright she replied softly by humming something that sounded something like "yeah babe..." she then went into talking about the cucco problem into today's society. Oh fuck I got her drunk I thought. At least she wasn't a loud drunk. It was a good thing to know what kind of drunk your lover was.

I slowly and discreetly scooped up Malon, paid the bartender and led Malon back into the streets of the market. She was still talking in a hushed voice about the princess having orgies or something. I was basically walking for her as she was so drunk she couldn't even walk. She eventually just put her entire weight onto me and started affectionately sucking my earlobe. It was a little strange but pleasurable nonetheless.

We walked onto the filed of Hyrule and I felt Malon's warm mouth slide off my earlobe and she began to talk in which I could understand her again. "Link... will you love me forever...?" I smiled and looked at her face. "Of course Malon." She smiled and enveloped her mouth onto my neck this time. She really was drunk so I swung her fully into my arms and carried her like a baby back to Lon Lon Ranch.

I slowly opened the door to Malon's room and tried to avoid making noise. I knew if I woke up Talon he'd be real fucking mad. I led her into her bed and just tucked her in the way she was. I wouldn't bother trying to get her into bed clothes anyways. I figured she would really need some space in her state at the moment, so I set up a blanket on the floor where I wouldn't disturb her. I slowly fell asleep.

I was awoken during the night by loud footsteps on the roof of Malon's bedroom. I sat up a little further to see what the fuck was going on. First of all I looked at Malon. She was sleeping like a little angel. I felt the urge to scoop her up into my arms she looked so sweet. But then I heard the heavy footstep again. I quickly climbed onto the bed with Malon and gently shook her awake. Malon sat up in bed. Her face had become a little less red and I could tell she was no longer drunk for she looked around a little confused, then saw me and cuddled close. I could tell she was a bit frightened by the sounds of the heavy footsteps on the roof. She hugged a little closer when we heard the footstep on the roof pace right over us. Malon held her breath and squeezed me close.

In a split second, a quite large dark figure crashed through the ceiling of Malon's room and found it's stance in the middle of her room. Malon screamed and buried her face in my shoulder. I recognized who the figure was quite quickly. It was Illidan. I slowly tried to break free of Malon's death hold on me for I really needed to take a stance against him. Illidan looked very angry. His blades were half flaming and by the crease in his eyebrow, I could tell he was frowning. Malon's body was now trembling, so I secured a grip around her hip which relaxed her a bit. Illidan slowly opened his mouth and began to speak.

"Link! You really thought you could kill me by taking my body down stream into the royal reservoirs? You are a foolish man and now you shall die." My shoulder was getting damp and by that I could tell Malon was sobbing into my shoulder. I shook her into sense and she released her loving grip on me. I slowly got out of bed and reached for my hammer as it was the nearest weapon. As I grabbed the hammer, I swung it right at him.

Since it had happened so quickly, Illidan wasn't expecting it. I felt the powerful hammer go THUMP against his chest. I heard Illidan stagger back and trip. In the time he was recovering from such a blow, I grabbed my shield and got it in defensive position. I then grabbed the master sword and threw it to Malon. She had been watching me so she grabbed the sword out of mid air and got into her sword fighting stance. I had taught her everything I knew a few years before the Ninwarcraft battles. Illidan realized that he was in trouble with two well-trained fighter facing him. Still, he held his ground.

"Hyrule will fall under my great strength... and you two are the only two blocking me!" He yelled with extreme strength in his voice. I then ran in to whack him again with my hammer. Malon took the queue to attack as well. Illidan raised one blade to strike against my hammer and the other blade to counterattack Malon's swing. Malon staggered back as I held my ground and swung again. This time Illidan jumped and kicked me in the stomach with one of his heavy hooves. I choked up and staggered back, but was still able to go in and attack again. Malon kept swinging, even though she was missing quite a bit and Illidan's second blade kept her more than busy. Malon didn't get tired though. She was pretty powerful for a girl her size.

I finally managed to smack Illidan upside his cheek with the hammer again. At the blow he went reeling back in the air. He landed heavily on the floor of Malon's room. He slowly got up and spoke. "You have no chance of killing me Link." I laughed a little as he was being double teamed and beat up pretty badly. In a split second, he whipped the flat sides of his blades around, smacking me upside the head, and scratching up Malon's arms pretty badly. We both staggered back, and in that moment, he grabbed Malon and threw himself out of the window, with Malon in front to take the damage from flying through glass. I heard her scream in pain, much unlike the time she screamed during our intercourse- there was great fear in her scream.

I quickly braced myself for the fall and jumped out of the window to follow Illidan and Malon. I landed heavily and saw Malon desperately swinging the master sword at Illidan. She looked pretty fucked up. She was bleeding badly and crying in pain. Nevertheless she kept battling. I couldn't stand seeing her like this. I came up behind Illidan and swung my hammer into his back. He brought one of his blades behind his back to take that swing while blocking Malon's current swing with the other blade. I found the situation to be frustrating.

I continued to wait for a good time to take a swing at Illidan, but that moment seemed rarer with every swing I took. I could tell Malon was searing from every limb. I finally kicked Illidan in the crotch, something he definitely wasn't expecting. His swing stopped in mid air as he paused for a second. I took that second to whack him pretty hard with my hammer. Illidan staggered back and was almost stunned. Malon then swung her sword right across his stomach. Illidan then screamed with pain and dropped his blades. After Malon's swing, I warmed up for the most powerful hammer blow I had taken for some time.

I aimed for the weak spot in Illidan's spine. I told Malon to stand back and I took an immense swing at Illidan's back. I hit him so forcefully that he went flying through the air onto the dusted ground of Lon Lon Ranch and the end of his spine ripped through the skin on his chest. Illidan was dead and Hyrule was saved. I still couldn't believe I had killed who was once my best friend. I dropped my hammer and went over to his body. I whispered softly "May we meet again in the 4th age." I then lifted the Demon Hunter's body. I gave Malon a soft and passionate kiss and told her I would be back by morning. I then left Lon Lon Ranch.

I slowly walked across the field often looking down on Illidan's corpse. I knew the star lord will do good things with such a stealthy and powerful being. I cursed this Vlad Drac being. Damn him to hell! Why corrupt such a powerful and great man? In the end I could only blame Illidan for stumbling into Bunglia. I hoped there would no longer be any others from there. I never did find out why Vlad Drac wanted to destroy Hyrule, but I figured just to let it be. Hyrule was a peace loving country and in result it had become peaceful again. I had a great feeling I had not seen the last of Illidan. Just when I would see him again, he would not be my enemy.

I walked up the footsteps to Kakariko village and walked through the town to the graveyard in the back of the town. I grabbed a random shovel in the grave keeper's hut and started to dig a hole right there in the entrance walkway to the graveyard. I didn't stop digging it until it was fairly deep and wide. I then placed Illidan's dead body, along with his blades into the hole. I had begun to prepare to fill the hole again until I thought of something and I stopped.

I reached down into Illidan's ripped elven shorts and pulled out an object that felt round. I slowly lifted my hand out of his shorts pocket to find the orb of the demon lord Kil'Jaden. I looked into it and spilled all of my sorrow of killing my dear friend Illidan into it. I channeled it all into whoever this Vlad Drac being was. I finished filling the hole and left without creating a grave marker. It would be best to leave it that way anyways. I pocketed the orb of Kil'Jaden before leaving. I kept channeling more anger and problems into the orb before finally just leaving Kakariko village. I was worn out for the night.

I stumbled into Lon Lon Ranch and up the stairs into Malon's room. I took off my shoes and tunic and slowly got into bed as not to disturb the sleeping Malon. I took her body into my arms and held it close to mine as I fell asleep.