Luckiest man alive I am?
I awoke by the sun on Lon Lon Ranch. I was alone in the bed but I could smell the reason for that. There was a hearty breakfast cooking up downstairs. I felt much better for now I had spilled all my feelings of grief into the orb of Kil'Jaden. In fact, I felt like the luckiest man alive. I got out of bed and threw my cleaned tunic over my underclothes. I head down the stairs and threw my arms around Malon's waist who yelped a little in surprise. After giving her a kiss I asked her "when do you want to get married?"
She smiled and said "hmmm... I don't know..." with a slight amount of fun in her voice. "How about in a week? It doesn't have to be a big thing. We will be together, and that's all that matters, right?" She looked back on me and smiled again. "Sure!" I could tell she wasn't kidding at all. She placed breakfast in front of me. I dug in, believing I was the luckiest man in the world.
I spent the next couple days traveling around Hyrule, giving invitations to my greatest friends in the land, and just re-exploring the great land of Hyrule. I even fell asleep on the floor of Darunia's room one night. Malon wasn't too happy about that... but she got over things pretty quickly. I also traveled to Zora's Domain for the first time in my trip. Princess Ruto had since become one of my best friends- she knew we weren't going to get married. Still, she looked a little down when I gave her and the King Zora their invitations. Unfortunately, Saria was the only Kokiri that could attend the wedding for she was a sage and could travel the lands at ease.
We never really prepared much for the wedding- even the day before the wedding, Malon and I were just working around the Ranch and talking casually. We were really meant for each other as we got along so well. It was that night as we were laying in bed after a wild romping that I started telling her about traveling. "You know, Malon, I really want to make Hyrule our home." She nodded in agreement, while twisting her hair around her fingers. I then went on "How would you like to travel to Mushroom Lands? Or even Termania? Or how about off Nintendo to Motos or Tallon IV?"
She turned to look at me. She then swung on arm around my back and placed her other hand on my bare chest. She smiled and replied "Link, I always had dreams to travel, but being grounded on the farm has discouraged me quite a bit. Link I would love to travel- take me away on our honeymoon to your favorite place in the world." I smiled. I had the perfect place in mind.
The day of the wedding went well- we had fun, spoke with our friends, and kissed for the first time as officially husband and wife. That night we relaxed for the first night in awhile. When Malon fell asleep, I contacted Mario through my Exatoriatum which was given to me by Toad. I told him to prepare a boat to take me and a guest to a certain place from Zora's fountain. I then packed me and Malon's bags and climbed into bed and fell asleep.
"Where are heading to?" Malon asked me eagerly. "Hold on babe, you'll see soon enough." I replied. The boat was moving pretty quickly. In about 4 hours, we arrived in the blackened bay of the Ancient Mushroom kingdom. Of course Malon had no idea so when we got off the boat in the foggy land she looked a little confused. I took her by the hand and mounted Epona and lifted her up behind me. We rode about five miles to a lowering in the ground. We demounted Epona and hiked downwards in the ground. We stopped at a clearing. We were in the rustic ruins of Toadmourn. She looked at the sight. "Oh, Link... It's so beautiful..." I smiled and took her hand. "It reminds me of what Hyrule looked like 7 years ago."
Of course she wouldn't remember for Princess Zelda reset the time after I had trapped Ganondorf in the sacred realm. "It looks vaguely familiar Link..." she said after some time. She leaned against my body and I kissed her. As I looked out onto the beautiful ruins, I really did believe I was the luckiest man alive. I was a hero, experienced great emotion, I had friends, and, I had Malon. And that was the most important thing to me.
(The End)
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Illidan brushed the dirt off his shoulders. He stepped away from the thick air around him. This wasn't the night elf after life. He was in Star Haven. And he was happy. He slowly spoke:
Give me One More Chance,
I am born again.
Author's FUCKING note:
Wow what the fuck dude that didn't feel like it took that much fucking time at all. I mean I just replayed Ocarina of Time and I was like 'Fuck dude I should write a fucking story!" So under the pen name of the Flaming Lip's front man, I wrote this fucking story dudes! Hope you liked it and the last line that Illidan speaks a message I've heard repeated in my head many times in about every dream I've ever had. Pretty creepy, but I likes getting it onto paper. Major fucking props to Radiohead. Their music is so influential and eerie that it took me the extra mile on this story. Thanks to India Weasley Took who gave me all my romance tips and it's been a fucking blast writing this.
Rock the fuck on guys.