Why mutants shouldn't watch the power puff girls

What happens when Forge watches PPG? You get mutants switching bodies every 2 days! . What will Mystique discover when she switches bodies with Logan? What will Pietro do when he discovers that the Professor uses shampoo!

2 chapters in a day - YAY! R&R pwz o.o puppy eyes

P.S. me and my bestie friends were playing X men over the weekends (and sometimes at skool if we're EXTREMELY bored - which is most the time) so we made ourselves characters and i'm going to insert them at the end of this chapter. There's Rei LeBeau (well duh, the power to blow up stuff, and i think there's one more but i'm not sure about it so i'll ask tomorrow), Jay Somethings, I think it's Thompson (power to manipulate water) and Kitty Allerdyce (MOI!) (power to manipulate fire and phase).

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"So, like, what you're saying is - I'm trapped in this stinky rodent's body!" Lance screamed at Scott (who was in Jean's body). The professor (who was in Fred's body) had called in Jean, Scott and Forge (who was in Jamie's body) to his office to have a quick chat. Forge realised that his invention had switched all the mutants in Bayville's bodies.

So far they found out that these were the changes:

Charles : Fred

Kitty : Toad

Jean : Scott

Forge : Jamie

Remy : Rogue

Kurt : Bobby

Sam : Jubilee

Ray : Roberto

Lance : John

Piotr : Wanda

Logan : Mystique

Rahne : Amara

"Yo, we're called Amphibians, not rodents, yo!" Toad growled. "Like, GIMME BACK MY BODY!" Kitty shouted as he jumped onto her screaming body. At the same time, Wanda (Piotr) and John (Lance) shouted at Toad's body, "GET OFF HER!" Kitty got off her body and stared at the odd couple. "Like, who the heck are you to tell me what to do?"

Ok, sorry it's a bit confusing to say whose who so I'll just say them by their names. Like if I'm talking about Kitty in Toad's body I'll say 'Kitty bla bla' instead of 'Toad bla bla' cuz then u kno who im talking about

Lance raised his eyebrow. "It's me, Lance" which came out in a weird Australian accent. Piotr blinked a bit before saying, "I thought Katya was Toad... sorry..." Kitty grinned, "It's all good - crap! I'm even sounding like him now!" She threw her arms out and was about to hug Lance when he inched away from the leaping frog, "Kitty, I like you and all but... you're in that slime ball's body!"

The professor tiptoed around the mansion (since he was scared that his weight would break the oak floors of the halls and when he made his transformation he squished his bed and his wheelchair) looking for Mr. McCoy. "Hank! Oh, Logan, could you please find Hank for me?" Logan grunted and walked away when suddenly...

The professor bumped into a running Logan! "Logan?" The Logan stopped running and said to the professor, "Professor! That's Mystique! She's swapped bodies with me!" The professor blinked a while before calmly putting his hands together (which was pretty hard since he wasn't used to having a huge blob attached to his stomach - or maybe he was but wore a corset? ok... gettin a lil off topic here ) and saying,

"Yes, well assemble the students, we shall ask Forge to put us back into our regular bodies... oh and, Logan, tell a certain LeBeau to stop snooping around the house"

"We have gathered you all here because we have not confirmed where some of our students are, so when I call your name - and I mean your name, not your body's name - please come up here" Kurt (who was having fun destroying Bobby's body with FRENCH - sorry, i had to mock my friend, Rei - fries) tried not to burst out laughing at the sight of Fred speaking intelligently.

After going through half the students name, The Professor (sorry, i'm getting fed up of typing that from now on, THE PROFESSOR is TP! YES! HE IS TOILET PAPER! sry...) tapped his chin. "It seems some of our students are missing..."

Suddenly the door opened and three misterious shaddows entered. Once the shade was gone their faces could be recognised as Pietro, Mesmero and Evan. But none of the X-Men knew that they were not who they think they were... but someone they had never met before... dramatic mystery-psyfi music

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OK! Finito! R&R!