A big liar
Causing me all these breakups
It's not like it matters though
I mean I've never dated anyone great
I suppose McLaggen's okay
Who am I kidding?
McLaggen is an ass and I'm glad to be free of him
And so what if I actually thought that Smith kid was interesting?
It's not like any of them will ever stay.
They're to scared of Fred Weasley
The biggest prick in the land
Fred Weasley.
That name seems to be the cause to my problems.
Detention.
Food poisoning.
Partying too much.
Neglecting homework.
No boyfriend.
Yes Fred Weasley is responsible for all this.
And I shouldn't hangout with him.
But he's my best mate.
I can't help it.
He wins you over.
And he's impossible to hate.
I mean that's not all there is to Fred
He's a good guy.
He can make anyone laugh.
He's quite a good quidditch player.
He's sweet and he's all about family.
From his exterior you'd never know that Fred had any problems
But he does.
Our forth year his sister was taken into the chamber of secrets.
And he was scared.
Scratch that he was terrified.
Terrified that his only sister wouldn't come out alive.
He cried.
We all took turns comforting George and Fred.
She came out alive.
Thanks to Potter.
I'm sorry that sounds rude, Thanks to Harry.
Fred confided in me once that he's always thought of Harry as a brother.
Not Percy.
He's actually rather embarrassed to consider Percy a brother.
Percy left the family.
He broke his mother's heart.
And for that Fred can never forgive.
He loves his friends too.
Katie's father was arrested for working for the Death Eaters
Fred was there with Katie.
Alicia's sister died.
Fred was there while she cried.
Oliver wanted to perform a curse on the Slytheran brooms.
Fred went with him, but so did George and Lee.
Lee's brother is insane after being put on the Cruciacias Curse.
Fred goes with Lee to visit him.
George has always been with Fred wherever he goes.
Except with me.
We Fred helps me he helps me on his own.
He helped me get by after my mom admitted to being an alcoholic.
My mother's famous so everyone knew.
And no one would give me Butter Beer.
Fred made sure I got my butter beer.
He's always been there.
Always.
Sometimes Katie and Alicia question my feelings for Fred.
They say I like him more than a friend.
I tell them I don't.
I think that's the truth.
As I watch Fred bother some first years.
How could I like him?
Well he's good looking.
Sweet.
A good friend.
And has a sense of humor don't forget that.
I don't like him as more than a friend.
I don't like him as more than a friend.
I don't like him as more than a friend.
I don't like him as more than a friend.
I'm such a liar.