Why mutants shouldn't watch the power puff girls

What happens when Forge watches PPG? You get mutants switching bodies every 2 days! . What will Mystique discover when she switches bodies with Logan? What will Pietro do when he discovers that the Professor uses shampoo!

Chapter Thwee, enjoy

Oh yes and thank you to Aura-Redwood, Chibi Horsewoman and persian85033 for R&Ring. Here's my messages back:

Aura: lol ur evil, i might go with the lance/boom boom, storm/fred, magsy/multiple thing

Chibi: scott/logan? hahahah o yea, y was it odd? i kno im not da best author

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"De name is Rei... LeBeau" A nearby Remy started choking as the white-haired ear-ring-wearer raised his eyebrow. "Do not worry, dis is not Rei's usual looks" But the Cajun still kept on choking.

The bald man with the lines all over his face started fake-whimpering, "I can't belive I'm in the frikkin' body of some Scotish Bald dude with lines on his head!" Everyone stared at Mesmero as he started fussing about his clothes in teenie girl's language.

Evan (Jay) just stood there, shaking his head. Rei rolled her eyes and tossed a white strand of hair out of her eyes as she took a step forward and explained the whole mess. "Da deal here is dat Rei and dese 2 were at an orphanage - yes we are younger dan we look" she snapped at Jean's shocked face - making Rogue and Jay smirk "when all of a sudden at midnight when we were trying to break out... we end up looking like dis!"

Mesmero stepped forward while rubbing his head, "Dang! No hair! Oh-oh, right, like, so I'm Kitty- " coughs from Kitty in Toad's body "Allerdyce-" coughs from Johnny in Lance's body "and, like, this is Jay T... something but she don't talk a lot so don't expect much from her"

Jay blinked in her new skin and made a face while silently muttering something evil about Kitty and metal shrubs. TP smiled, "Well, I guess you'll be joining the X-Men then! Now, let me introduce ourselves"

After finding out that Forge's invention would take a month to recover from blasting every mutant in Bayville and introducing all the students to Rei, Jay and Kitty (Kitty P had a little argument about having 2 Kitties in the house so from now on Kitty Pryde will be Katya - hehe, much to Piotr's delight).

That night, after the 3 new students were given their rooms (Rei roomed with her long lost cousin Remy and Jay and Kitty roomed after being told that Bobby was Jay's brother - which makes Jay, Jay Drake - and Kitty was John's neice).

"Do ah have to room with this slahme-ball?" Rogue huffed, but instead of her usual tuft of white hair floating out of her eye, Remy's mushroom cut bounced back above her eyebrows. "Great, now ah got the trenchcoat and the bad hair do" Kitty frowned while she curled up under her blanket.

"At least I feel sorry for Toad a little bit now, I mean, like, it totally sucks to be ugly and slimey!" Rogue rolled her red and black eyes, "I'm feeling sorry for Bobby"

A few rooms away, Kurt's yells could be heard. "AAAHHHH! I look like a peanut! CHANGE ME BACK!" Beep Bi-Bop Boop Beep! "Holy crap! I'm Tabitha- no wait, keep it for a while, I wanna- HEY! AH! I'm Juby!" Sam rolled his eyes.

2 boys and a girl were sitting on Bobby's bed. Sam grabbed Bobby's image inducer, cursing as Jubilee's long locks fell in his eyes. "Girls and long hair, I just don't get it" He said. "Look whose talking" Bobby replied while punching Forge. A million Jamie bodies filled the room as the one sitting on the bed said, "I told ya not to do that!"

"That's it! You have no idea vat to do! Now get out Jamie! Uh, I mean Forge!"

That night, when the clocks struck midnight a couple of people started twitching in their sleep. The sun shone through Scott's room when suddenly Jean's screams could be heard. The real Jean ran to Scott's room, "Scott! Scott! Are you OK? I heard me screaming!"

Scott just sat up on his bed as his liquid-y red hair bounced behind him. "I-I can't open my eyes. I-I see red" "Hey!" Jean cried, "You have your voice back! A-and I have mine!" Jean blinked a bit before realising she wasn't wearing her sunglasses. "Hey! I can see! Scott! You can see!" Jean handed her body the sunglasses as she smiled at herself.

"Thanks... but... what happened to me?" Jean paced Scott's room as she started thinking. Absentmindedly (SP?) Scott's framed picture of them together started floating behind her. "Uh... Jean... JEAN?" Jean turned around just in time to dodge the picture, which flew out the door. "Hey! I can use my powers again! We have to tell professor!"

Everyone was seated in the dining room of the mansion (they stopped using the kitchen a llooooooong time ago - thanks to Multiple) as Lance's body walked in with 2 giant gas tanks attached to his back. The rela Lance shouted, "Thank god, I was getting real tired carrying those jars around with me! And how the heck do you open this suit? It's like a freakin' body suit and- "

Rei shook her head. "Pa-thetic..." She turned to look at her male counterpart who just so happened to be her cousin. They started to have a very intense conversation in FRENCH. Kitty, Katya and Kurt (KKK- what a coincidence- but no, we're not racists, don't worry ) started giggling at the nearby Dark-skinned, blond-haired male staring at Roberto.

"Like, ew, Evan and Roberto are gay!" Katya whispered. Kitty rolled her eyes, "No they're not! I think Jay's got something for Ray... and the other way around!" Kurt giggled back, "Jay and Ray sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G!"

Meanwhile, Logan sat across the table from the giggling three and shook his head. And I thought I would never live to see Toad, Mesmero and Bobby having a giggle together. What's next? Pietro getting a part in the Road Runner show?

Suddenly Pietro (who was in Rei's body) zooms in, "GUESS WHAT! I'M THE NEW ROAD RUNNER ON THE ROAD RUNNER SHOW!"

Ok, OK, that didn't really happen... I just had to put that there hehe on with the story

TP coughs loudly to attract attention as he started speaking, "After being informed by Forge, we have found out that by tomorrow at midnight you all will have your regular bodies back, since now - as you have realised - you have your powers and voice back the transformation is only half complete. It will take another 24 hours to change you all back to" he made shifty eyes towards Evan and Roberto "normal"

Forge looked around suspiciously and quietly bit on his toast as TP continued his lecture. "Now, tomorrow your school will be starting so there will be no problem since we will all have our normal bodies back by then" TP smiled a big Fred smile as he turned back to Logan to talk about... whatever those 2 talk about!

Forge created another Jamie next to him as he whispered to it, "Somehow I'm not sure tomorrow's transfiguration will be a success..." and made the Jamie vanish as he looked nervously towards the fat professor.

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Merci Beacoup, lire et ecris sil-vous plait

(Thanks a lot, read and review plz)

Ok, maybe I jsut will write THE PROFESSOR instead of TP . BUT KITTY P IS STILL KATYA!