The club
Author: basic characters, some new ones, and unexpected ones. Characters: Janelle the black hedgehog, Dragon the echidna, Vegeta, Goku, Hiei, Joemochao the echidna-chao (chibi Knuckles thing), Joe the black and blue hedgehog, Shadow the hedgehog.
Joe: why do we always have to start like this?
Author: I don't know, it happens
Joe: oh well
Joemochao: hi I'm Joemochao, and I'm here to kick your ass
Omochao: hi I'm omochao, I'm here to help you
Joemochao: you are. Then help me kick Janelle's
Omochao: otay
Joe's house
Joe: I'm bored
Joemochao: me 2
Omochao: me 2…. 3
Janelle walks in
Janelle: he he stupid mortals
Joemochao: we're not even human
Omochao: I'm a chao, Joe's a black& blue hedge- hog, and I'm not sure what Joemochao is.
Joemochao: I'm an echidna- chao
Janelle: I knew that. It's just that shadow was (pause) yeah
Joe: ewwwwwwww
Janelle: no, not like that or even sexual
Looks at Joemochao
Dragon walks in
Dragon: hi I'm omochao, I'm applesauce you
Janelle: shadow already did
Dragon: what
Awkward silence
Joemochao: I'm tired of the same old thing
Omochao: me too
Joemochao: lets start a club, and make weird rules and cheese
Janelle: I have got to see this
All walk to Joe's room
Hiei, Vegeta, and Goku enter
Hiei: where did everyone go?
Dragon: to start a club and cheese. I wonder what their song will be. Maybe it will be "my cheese has a first name, it's A-P-P-L-E, my cheese has a second name, it's S-A-U-C-E, it like to eat it every day, cause Janelle has a way with S-H-A-D-O-W"
Everyone: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hahaha
Shadow enters
Shadow: what's so funny?
Dragon: cheese
: and crackers
Joe's room
Janelle: what are you idiots going to do
Joemochao: I should answer that, I am the better idiot
Omochao: no you aren't
Joemochao: yeah
Start fighting
Janelle: I want to fight… shadow where are you?
Shadow: country accent what?
Janelle malls him
Joemochao: why are we fighting?
Janelle: in super speed voice cause I wanted to fight because you were fighting cause he said he was the better idiot because I said what are you doing'
Audience: whooo yeah ;;clapping;;
Joemochao: where did they come from?
Janelle: ewwwwwwww
Joemochao: no not that way, even if there is no "that way"
Omochao:…--:)) :o)
Janelle: Why do we always have to have this conversation?
Joemochao: what conversation. I'm completely lost
Janelle: want me to explain it again?
Everyone including those in living room: NO!
Joemochao: I'm still lost
What's next? Will they make their club? Who's in it? Will Joemochao figure out what happened? Find out in the next chapter "The Rules"
The Rules
Author: basic characters, some new ones, and unexpected ones. Characters: Janelle the black hedgehog, Dragon the echidna, Vegeta, Goku, Hiei, Joemochao the echidna-chao (chibi Knuckles thing), Joe the black and blue hedgehog, Shadow the hedgehog, and a surprise new character.
Author: well we were in Joe's room, about to find out about the club Joemochao and omochao were going to make, and then Joemochao got all confused because he said he was the better idiot, and omochao said no he wasn't and everything got confused N'shit. :coughs: (deep breath) OK?
Dragon: author?
Author: what, you idiot?
Dragon: who is rest?
Author: no, not this again
In Joe's room to make stupid rules N' shit. Damn! I can't stop saying that N'shit… I mean and stuff. Go to the story
Joemochao: now we can do business
Omochao: why is Janelle here?
Joemochao::deep breath: I don't… know.
Janelle: I wanted to hear about your stu…(thinks) club
Joemochao: do you want to be in our club?
Janelle: not really, but okay
Joemochao: only if you admit the thing about you-know-who
Janelle: who?
Joemochao: oh, you know who
Dragon: (from front room) he means shad (Janelle tackles her)
Dragon: ow. That ouches.
Janelle: look it's Hiei.
Dragon: where? Wait I'm not falling for that again.
Joe: look, bread
Dragon: where?
Joemochao: that'll hold her of for awhile
Omochao: I like eggs
(Knock at the door)
Joe: I got it! Hello! (Opens door to find a short chibi shadow chao thing)
: Is Joe here?
Joe: what do you want Val?
Val: is Joe here?
Joe: Val, you know I'm right here
Janelle: you look like sha… shaded places (in her own mind that was stupid)
Val: …
Joe: what?
Val: oh, what are you doing?
Joe: not much, but gets interrupted
Joemochao: we're making a club
Omochao: wanna join?
Joemochao: (whispers) we barely know her
Omochao: I like eggs
Val: me too
Omochao: you're in!
Joemochao: …
(All walk back to Joe's room)
Joemochao: where were we?
Omochao: you were confused for some reason
Janelle: great. A cult of idiots
Joemochao: we're not a cult, or crap, or what ever you said. We're a club.
Val: when do we get the eggs
Janelle: there are no eggs
Val:(( :sobs:
Omochao: maybe (pauses) there are cookies
Val:
Joemochao: lets make our rules this time around
Omochao: first we need debaters
Joemochao: excellent idea
Janelle: don't you mean "master debaters"
Joemochao: does that mean the strongest, mostest powerful debaters?
Janelle::twitches:
Val: how about(pauses) eggs
Janelle: would you stop with the eggs shit
Joemochao: that is not very nice
Janelle: the demons are controlling me.. shut up you idiot
Joemochao?
Omochao: you and I will be the debaters
Joemochao: ok. How about (gets interrupted)
Val: what about me?
Joemochao: you can be my body guard
Val:
Omochao: first rule: eggs are now blue
Joemochao: second rule: umm Janelle is stupid
Janelle: hey!
Val: third rule: only funny people are allowed in
Joemochao: fourth rule: hi, I'm Joemochao, and I'm here to kick your ass
Omochao: fifth: hi, I'm omochao, and I'm here to help you
Janelle: 6th: I do not like Shadow
(hear knock on door)
Joemochao: who is it?
: my name is some hippi dude guy
Joemochao: you want to be in our club
Hippi: sure man
Joemochao: next rule: hippi's are cool
Hippi: right on man
Joemochao: (shows peace sign)
Hippi: next rule: use flowers not power
Omochao: 8th rule: don't do drugs
Joemochao: last rule: the rules can only be changed through deliberation and/or debate through the entire club. And new rules are the same thing. (in head) can't believe I said those big words
Janelle: (in head) I can't believe he said those big words
Omochao: (in head) EGGS
Val: (in head and out loud) EGGS
Hippi: (in head) I should have finished school to use those rules and words
Janelle: (in head) demons should get out of my head… shut up you PATHETIC mortal being… are you my conscious?
what exactly will happen in the next chapter? Will Janelle get rid of the stupid demon? Will they play by the rules? Where did the hippi come from? Find out in the next chapter: chapter 3 "funniness and cheese". Please review many times.
Chapter 3: funniness and cheese
Same characters, two new demon ones; Kari, and Stevo
Author: still in Joe's room about to start their club for real this time
Dragon: I can't find the bread
Author: it… is… in… Japan!
Dragon: ooooh, they have a lot of anime over there. (Packs up and goes to Japan)
Hiei: yah, now she won't be all obsessed with me for a chapter
(Comes back and takes Hiei with her and goes away)
Author: it's story time
Room
Joemochao: I have another ideer
Omochao: i want to have one too
Joemochao: what?
Omochao: lets have an egg party!
Joemochao: that was sort of my idea, except it was just going to be a party sleep-over thing
Omochao: are there eggs?
Val: I heard eggs
Joemochao: whatever, but we have to vote
Hippi: dudes, why is she so quiet?
Janelle: I don't wanna go to you stupid party
Hippi: why man?
Janelle: I am the only girl and I don't where clothes to sleep in
Joemochao: ok, please don't come
Omochao: Val will be there
Janelle: that's a girl?
Val: eggs come from female chickens you know
Janelle: fine, I'll where clothes
Joemochao: so lets vote on who brings what
Omochao: can I bring the eggs?
Val: no, my eggs
Janelle: I'll bring clothes, for me
Joemochao: I'll bring two friends, if it is ok with you
All: they have to become members, though
Joemochao: I think the will want that
Hippi: I'll bring…umm…my…self…I guess
That night
Joemochao/Kari/Stevo: P.A.R.T.Y. it's a party, party, party.
Omochao: I brought chickens
Val: I ate the eggs
Janelle: are these enough clothes? (Pulls out two shirts and shorts)
Val: no undergarments for your egg area
Janelle: that makes me twitch :twitches:
Joemochao: these are my demon friends, Stevo and Kari
Stevo: call her dust bunny
Kari: it is not dust bunny stupid you
Joemochao: you both are members now
Kari: I hope you don't mind, but I brought some "easy cheese"
Stevo: that is such a cheesy thing to bring
Joemochao: lets have a war
Kari: cheeeeeeeeeese
War starts with omochao, Val, Stevo, and the hippi versus Joemochao, Kari, and Janelle
And there outside so Joe's room doesn't get messed up
Joemochao: we will start this fight if Stevo will stop coagulating (thickening) behind the bushes
Stevo: fine
Everyone else: ewwwwwwww :twitching:
Joemochao: lets get ready to rumble
Val: I found an egg
Janelle: I don't wanna know where
Omochao: that's my egg
Kari: fight
I don't even know what is next. Who will win the cheese fight? What do the win? Is it the same prize from "the race"? Find out in the next chapter "chapter four: this means war"
This means war
Joemochao: taco, taco, burrito, burrito, taco, taco, burrito, burrito. Forget about all my money, I still like taco's honey. Taco, taco, burrito, burrito, taco, taco, burrito, burrito.
Author: OK, any ways, same peeps, maybe one more. The easy-cheese war is starting now, let's go.
Dragon: there wasn't any bread in Japan! I am P O ed to the max!
Hiei: hi, I'm omochao and I'm here to… damn it, I've been with her too long.
Dragon: I'm not mad any more.
Author: coughs shut up!
Joemochao: you know we've been in the same spots for about six months.
Author: sure
Joemochao: My legs are tired. Can we get started?
Author: get it on!
Outside
Cheese is everywhere
Hippi: cheddar, chow baby, cheddar.
Joemochao: omochao is stupid!
Omochao: yeah he… hey!
Kari: where's Joe, I want o hang on him like I do all the time cause I'm stupid enough.
Stevo: I like to hang on myself.
Everyone: puking ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwe
Stevo: j/k (not really j/k)
Kari: Homie-O, Homie-O, where for art thou Homie-O.
Joemochao: what the funking wackoes are you talking aboot?
Hippi: awesome
Joemochao?
Kari: I am constipated from all the cheese
Joemochao: riiiiiiiight, the cheese. (He put ex-lax in his tube of cheese)
Kari: poopie
Val: it smells like eggs
Omochao: mmmmmmmmmm, eggs.
Joemochao: ewwe
Janelle: I'm bored
Everyone: ahhhhhhhhhh
Joemochao: where'd you come from?
Janelle: I've been here
Joemochao: huh, there's a first
Janelle: what?
Joemochao: you being quiet most of the chapter
Janelle: hardy, har, har.
Val: eggs!
Omochao: eggs?
Joemochao: eggs? Who's talking about eggs!
Val: eggs, where?
Hippi: you know what's really good?
Joemochao: what, Mr. Smarty-Pants?
Hippi: it gets you high man
Joemochao: you know what else gets you high?
Hippi: what?
Joemochao: throwing a mountain of cheese on Janelle
Janelle: what?
Hippi: far out
Janelle gets mauled by all the remaining cheese
Joemochao: mmmmmmmmmm, taco's.
Janelle: I have sticky stuff in my hair, and it's not shadows thinks, then shrugs
Everyone:twitches
Rebecca: it's Janelle
Janelle: where'd she come from
Everyone: shrugs
Joemochao: oh well
Janelle: I'm bored again
Joemochao: want a stresses this last word massage?
Janelle: do you know how to stresses this last word massage?
Joemochao: yup, not many know this, but when I grow up I want to be a masseuse, not a moose , but a masseuse.
Kari: that cracks me up
Hippi: I know of something better that crack
Kari: Que!
Hippi: yup!
what's next, seriously, I… don't … know, but wait for " What does the Hippi have?"
What does the Hippi have?
Author: I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaackJoemochao: why are you baaaaaaaaaaaaaaack?
Author: shut you up!
Joe: wazzzzzzzzzzzzzzz up!
Joemochao: what the what?
Author: any balloons, the cheese is done and the hippi has stuff and things and crap and … umm…yeah. So they where asking the hippi what he has, but something unexpected, then kinky, then cute, then sexual, then crazy… will happen. Let's start damnded it!
Outside
Omochao: so what do you have?
Hippi: it's just a…(gets interrupted, because Kari starts kissing him)(that's what all that " then, then then" crap was said for)
Kari: oops
Everyone?
Kari???
Hippi: well, that wasn't awkward at all
Joemochao: yeah it was, for us
Hippi: I was being sarcastic, or was I? Just kidding.
Janelle: riiiiiiiight!
Rebecca: pie this, pie that.
Joemochao: what the crap!
Hippi: anyways, this stuff I have is sooooooooooo much better than crack and gets you high.
Omochao: what is it?
just then a bright light shines and the hippi dude guy disappears
Joemochao: what the crap!
Omochao: where'd he go?
Joemochao: if we knew that we would have known that then!
Omochao: huh?
Joemochao: I don't know, I guess I can only be smart once or possibly twice
Janelle: boo!
Everyone: ahhhhhhhhhh
Joemochao: damn, that'll scare anything, you didn't even have to say boo
Janelle: where'd the hippi go?
Kari: that's what we were trying to figure out
Janelle: ahh, I understand, or do I?
Joemochao: was that a question?
Kari: why do you ask so many questions?
Joemochao: are you talking to me?
Stevo: questions?
Janelle: questions questions questions
Rebecca: what's up with all the questions? Damn, now I'm doing it?
Joemochao: seriously, where's the hippi? And no more questions!
Janelle: ah, he's on a rampage!
Omochao: What does the hippi have?®
(title)
Joemochao: let's search for him!
Omochao: adventurous
Joemochao: shut up ass monkey
Rebecca: hahaha, he called you a monkey, and a donkey.
search starts
Joemochao: since I'm a debater, I believe we should split up. Votes?
Everyone: o.k.
( group 1: Joemochao, Janelle, and Rebecca. Group 2: Kari, Stevo, and omochao. Group 3: Val and umm, whoever I forgot)
Val: Easter has come early, go find eggs
Joemochao: there are no phunking eggs, where'd you come from? Who cares, we're searching for the hippi.
Val: why, does he have the eggs?
Joemochao: sure why not
Omochao: he does?
Rebecca: I think I'm a fox
Joemochao: I thought you were a bat
Rebecca: oh well
Joemochao: no more confusing crap, son of a blah!
Rebecca: pie
Joemochao: hey, this is the longest you've been in a story.
damn, I'm confused… la da da da da da, but then I got high… I know why… because I got high, la da da da da da da… oh, sorry that's the song I was listening to when I wrote this part. Any ways there's a bunch of more funny crap in "searching for answers"
Searching for answers
Author: well, um, so, hum, anyways, what's up?
Joe: what r u doing?
Author: where have you been?
Joe: I've been at school and writing stories
Author: me too
Joe: weird
Author: well, every one is doing crap and looking for the hippi, and shiitake, now the Shiites (she+ites) are attacking. Oh, and Rebecca is in here for a while, and I'm going to add another character, Kit.
Joemochao, Rebecca, and Janelle place
Rebecca: I think I'm a bat, ahhhhhhhhhh, bats
Janelle: mmmmmmmmmm, bat's for dinner.
Joemochao: stupid you
Janelle: mmmmmmmmmm
Rebecca: mmmmmmmmmm, what am I doing this for?
Joemochao: am I the only serious one here?
Rebecca and Janelle: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Joemochao: your right, me serious, that's a laugh
Janelle: cool, a haunted looking house looking place.
(Walk to the place looking blah)
Kari and Stevo and um, who ever else place
Omochao: hi I'm someone and I'm here to something you
Kari: your really weird
Stevo: coagulation
Omochao: things that make you go, bwaaaaah.
Val and person or thing
Val: eggs!
Val: that's sounds good
Val; oh are you talking about eggs?
Val: why yes we are
Val: mmmmmmmmmm, eggs
Joemochao place
Joemochao: creepy place
Janelle: reminds me of Shad…. shaded places again
Rebecca: I think I'm a pie, I hope I don't eat myself
Joemochao: look at that taco stand. Oh, that's just a door on the ceiling.
Kari and alls
Stevo: look at the house over there!
Kari: house, that's a song by three days grace
Omochao: I know someone named Grace
Val
Val: protect your egg area
Val: that's a great I deer
Val: My egg is bleeding
Val: ewwwwwwww
: Hi, do you like foxes?
Val: no, the don't lay eggs
: hi I'm Kit, and I'm a fox
Val: do you lay eggs?
Kit: …
Val: I like eggs
Kit: It doesn't show at all
Joemochao and peeps
Joemochao: oh, that's just the Problem Attic
Janelle: what's that next to it?
Joemochao: that's the Crack Attic
Rebecca: I get it, or do I?
Joemochao: something might be in there
Rebecca: mmmmmmmmmm, peeps
Stevo and the other Shiites for brains
Stevo: what's that thing over there with the long tail and fox like characteristics?
Kari: maybe it's a fox
Stevo: no, that's impossible, why would a fox have fox like characteristics?
Omochao: I have a propeller on my head
Kit and Val
kit in dramatic expressive ness: oh no, what is that with the demonness?
Val: it's a gigantic egg
Kit: she is so stupid
Val: who is? The eggs?
Kit: let's walk over there
Val: yeah, that's a good idea, we can eat the egg
Stevo: ahh, the foxes are attacking
Kari: quiet you
Kit: hello, I'm kit
Omochao: You wanna join our club? There's a lot of cheese involved
Kit: sounds kinky
Val: where'd the gigantic egg go?
Kari: what gigantic egg
Val: ahh, it's on the move, I shall hunt it down
Omochao: me too
Stevo: that's better, now we won't have to deal with "eggs this, eggs that"
Janelle and the magnificent Joemochao, oh and Rebecca
Joemochao: the crack attic is just filled with cracked eggs
Janelle: so that's where my Aunt Flow goes every month
Rebecca: you have an aunt flow too?
Joemochao: twitches , let's get up there, in the Problem Attic. Watch out for the Crack Attic's "powder"
Rebecca: mmmmmmmmmm, powder
Kit and all
Stevo: it's a remodeling kit
Kari; oh, I get it, not really
Kit: ha, I haven't heard that one before, well not today
Stevo: let's go into the house
Kit: look at the figures in the window
Kari: creepy
Kit: let's go in
check out the next chapter "chapter 7:in the Shadows"
Chapter 7: In the Shadows
Author: I'm on a roll; I have written two stories and am making more, mwahahahah.
Joe: that's not creepy
Megan: oogahboogha
Hiei: I'm going crazy
Megan: mmmmmmmmmm, crazy bread
Hiei: it's been more than 30 minutes since you ordered the pizza
Megan: …yeah the pizza, I ordered that walks off
Author: I'm back to adding one character to each chapter again, so welcome Meepsums (Meeps) and the polar bear with the Russian accent: Roar.
Joemochao and alls without balls
Joemochao: this place is creepy
Janelle: no that's just your imaginugget
Rebecca: I think I'm a nugget, but not those in the truck-stop bathrooms
Joemochao: making a filter, making a filter, MAKING A FILTER!
Janelle: … ?
Rebecca: meow
Kit and Stevo and Kari and…who ever
Kit: there's a problem, my idiot senses are tingling, there's an idiot coming
Kari: that's just Val
Kit: oh, same thing
Val: I smell eggs in the house
Omochao: propeller, go!
Joemochao
Joemochao in Steve Erwin voice: criky, I'm going to attempt to open the Problem Attic here, be very quiet
Janelle: booooo!
Rebecca: ahhhhhhhhhh
Janelle: why'd you get scared?
Rebecca: I heard a ghost
Janelle: oh, that was me (that was close, ahh the voices are back)… I think the voices in my head are trying to make me crazy
Joemochao: voices in your head, yeah, compare to where? Your knees?
Now that would be crazy
Janelle: you're right, that would be (shut up mortal, let him open the hatch, or else!) come on and open it mortal… dur, Joemochao.
Joemochao: alright, but I'm going to do it in slow motion to increase drama
Val and omochao
Val: eggs!
Omochao: eggggggs!
Val: chickens lay eggs!
Omochao: egg area
Val: House-o-eggs
Omochao: there's where the egg scent is coming from
Kit and those peoples
Kit: we should follow them!
Stevo: all righty then
Kari: eggs! Wait no eggs!
Kit: their infectious, let's run! trips and falls on head
Stevo: that ouches
Kari: blowing bubbles with spit
Kit: owwwwwwwwwww
Stevo: are you hurt?
Kit: no
Stevo: blah!
Kari: that place is weird
Kit: it's a phucking conspiracy!
Stevo: she's gone postal!
Kit: … duh… blowing bubbles with spit
Kari: that's gross!
: Roar!
Kari: what's going on?
Roar: that'sh my namesh
(Roar is Russian, so I'm going to put "sh" after everything she says)
Kit: that's scary… duh… spit bubbles
: come back Roar!
Kit: I know u, Meepsums right?
Meepsums: yeah, meow, call me Meeps. Your acting weird, like not seriously.
Stevo: she landed on her… his…its head.
Kit: no I didn't, it's a phucking conspiracy!
Problem Attic
Still opening door slowwwwwwwwwwwlllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Joemochao: hhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeee iiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttttttttttt iiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssssss!1
door opens slowly
door: creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
Janelle: that was a waste of a page
Rebecca: mmmmmmmmmm, waste
Janelle: that is gross
Rebecca: cow pie isn't good pie at all
Janelle: (in head) die, die, die, die, cheese, and die
Janelle: cheese!
Joemochao: let us go, ha, lettuce.
walk in
Janelle: crap! That looks like shad… shaded places
Joemochao: no, it looks like Shadow
Rebecca: no, pie taste good
Everyone???
Janelle: yahhhh! I mean, what in tar nations?
Joemochao: tacos
Janelle: what do tacos have to do with nothing?
Joemochao: look, he has the world supply of tacos, oh and the hippi dude guy is over there by them.
Janelle: Que?
Kari and the Roar thing in the houseRoar: roar roar roar
(Translation: are you a club, and may we join if you have cheese and tacos and all the things that I forgot. No, I haven't been following you and watching you from a distance.)
Kari: that's weird. Hey isn't that Joemochao and the others I can't pronounce?
Stevo: isn't that omochao and the egg fiend in the door next to them?
Joemochao area
Shadow: I'll set the hippi and your tacos free if she points at Janelle takes a lie detector test
Joemochao: save the tacos! She will
Janelle: no I won't
Joemochao: yes you will, my tacos be at stake, mmmmmmmmmm steak.
will she take the test? How about the hippi's safety? Those poor tacos. Find out this along with a joke in "chapter ocho: Liar Liar"
Chapter Ocho: Liar, Liar.
Author: hey, do you remember blowing bubbles as a kid?
Everyone but Joe and Joemochao: yeah
Author: well he's back in town
Everyone: laughing out loud
Author: anyways, it's lie detector time. Oh, and this is the last chapter, maybe, I haven't decided yet.
In the Problem Attic
author: I'm lost and it's my story.
Megan: who's rest?
Author: it's what you do when u go to bed, so go to rest!
Megan: I guess it makes sense.goes to rest
Author: time for Janelle to take her lie detector test.
In the Problem Attic
Joemochao: hurry before the tacos get cold.straps Janelle to the lie detector
Janelle: no, I will not!
Joemochao: I'll put these heavy chains and locks on her.does so
Janelle: mmmmmmmm mmm m mmmmmmmmmm mmm.
Joemochao: I guess I should leave some room for her to answer the questions.
Janelle: that's what I said.
Shadow: mwahahahah! Now to see if the lie detector works, if you lie, it'll beep, if it's the truth, it'll be silent. First question; am I sexy?
Janelle: no
Lie detector: beeps
Janelle: see, it doesn't work, games off.
Joemochao: in an evil voice MY TACOS!
Janelle: damn, someone's a little testy
Joemochao: she said testy, which sounds like testes, get the connection?
Janelle: yes
L.D.: beeps
Janelle: shut up stupid thing you
L.D.: beeps
Shadow: rolls eyes time for your punishment, first real question; is your name Janelle? Janelle: yes L.D.: … Shadow: are you a female? Janelle: yes L.D.: beeps Janelle: hey, that's true L.D.: beeps Shadow: whatever. Are you a hedgehog? Janelle: yes L.D.: … Shadow: do you like punk? Janelle: yes L.D.: … Megan: do you like shadow? Shadow: what was that? Janelle: just a rock L.D.: beeps Janelle: ha, testy/testes, I get it.L.D.: beeps
Janelle: damn you!
Shadow: do you have gas?
Janelle: no
L.D.: beeps
Janelle: I have gasoline!
L.D.: beeps
Janelle: that's a trick question
L.D.: beeps
Joemochao: hurry, THE TACOS ARE GETTING COLD
Janelle: I don't careL.D.: …
Janelle: see
Shadow: do you have a band?
Janelle: yes
L.D.: …
Shadow: what's the name?
Janelle: the death deifiers
L.D.: beeps
Janelle: bam bam
L.D.: beeps
Janelle: Rock on, and on
L.D.: beeps
Janelle: lovinshadowthehedgehog
L.D.: …
Shadow: that's not creepysarcastically
L.D.: beeps
Shadow: hey, she's on trial, not me
Janelle: are we done yet?
Shadow: I'm asking the questions! Like, do you have poodle-like hair? Janelle: noL.D.: beeps
L.D.: beeps
L.D.: beeps
Shadow: do you know what this "SQUEEKY, SQUEEKY, SQUEEKY, SQUEEKY, SQUEEKY", means? Janelle: noL.D.: beeps
Megan: final question: do you like shadow?
Janelle: ummstarts sweating no
Kari and kit enter with Roar, and accidentally cut the cord connecting the lie detector to the Janelle
L.D.: error, error, error.
Janelle: darn the luck
Shadow: even though I had more questions, I'll have to let you go.
Joemochao: AND MY TACOS!
Shadow: scared they can go as well Joemochao: O.K. tacos my darlingsblows kisses to the tacos Hippi: what about me? Joemochao: I can't blow kisses to you! That would make me look weird. Everyone: -- Omochao: we found eggs!Val: eggy, eggy, eggy.
Roar: roarsh.
(translation: roar)
kit: I'm all weird nowpicks nose
Megan: where'd I come from?
Janelle: Uranus.
Megan: that explains a lot of things.
Meeps: meow
Joemochao: taco bell, taco bell, product placement at taco bell, encherito, macho burrito. Taco bell, taco bell, product placement at taco bell.
Joe: why aren't you guys at my house right now?
Joemochao: we had to save a hippi.
Joe: riiiiiiiiiiiight!
Janelle: uh, can you get these chains off of me. I don't like chains!
L.D.: beeps
well that's the end. I'll be making another story soon. L.D.: beeps. As soon as I can. L.D.: … I'm thinking of calling it "bad timing" well I'll let you know when I start it. L.D.: beeps. I'll think about telling you. L.D.: beeps. No, I'll stand around doing nothing until the end of time. L.D.: … see you soon, or write soon, or whatever.
finished on: 9/4/05