Why mutants shouldn't watch the power puff girls

What happens when Forge watches PPG? You get mutants switching bodies every 2 days! . What will Mystique discover when she switches bodies with Logan? What will Pietro do when he discovers that the Professor uses shampoo!

Chapter Quatre!

sry for the confusingness ;;;; giant sweat drop i'll try to make this one not so confusing

Jottma: Thanks for all the info, crap did I say forge was white? lol i know what he looks lyk well thanks anyway!

P.S. Here are the descriptions of Rei, Jay and Kitty A:

Rei:

She's got red and black eyes (just like Remy), blond-brown hair that stops like somewhere inbetween her shoulders and her elbows. And she's like 16/17 and she's the tallest out of the 3.

Jay:

She's got dark-ish blue eyes (but they turn light LIGHT blue when she uses her powers or when she's angry), dark-ish brown, straight hair that stops at her ears and she's like 15 and she's the shortest.

Kitty:

She's got dark green eyes that turn red whenever she sees fire, red-ish orange hair that's always in 2 buns above her head (so no one really knows how long it is) and she's also 15 but like a few months older than Jay.

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"Ma lahst day as a Cajun!" Rogue almost started dancing around her and Katya's room before she remember who she was. She stopped when Katya started giggling. "Ok, you did nawt just see that"

"No, no, it's just totally weird to see Remy, like dancing around! You know, I'm kinda sad to go back to my body-" she paused at the look on Rogue's face, "No! It's not like I like being Toad and all but at least it gives you like a break, you know? From being yourself!"

Rogue flopped down on her bed, cussing at Remy's annoying trademark trenchcoat. "Ah guess you're raght..." suddenly Sam's head popped in their door, "Hey, wanna go do something stupid?" He grinned. "Sure, Juby!" Katya grinned back and ran towards the blond.

Rogue raised her eyebrow and sighed, "Ah guess it is ma last chance to mess up Remy's body!"

(Dot dot doT)

"Muffins"

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Ha! I'm so evil! I left you in suspense to find out what the muffin was all about! MUAHAHA! No, not really... lemme go back to the kitchen and we'll find out

(Dotti dotti dot-dot)

Rei was standing in the kitchen with her friend Jay. Rei was quite a lot taller than Jay (well, being 2 years older kinda helped) but Jay still felt a lot smaller to her. "Rei can not wait to get Rei's body back, et toi?" Jay just shrugged as her new brown eyes rested on the muffin infront of them.

"Rei means... whoever owns dat body would like it back, Jay!" Jay shrugged again and reached out towards the muffin when someone dived in and tackled Jay to the ground. She screamed and kicked as she suddenly opened her eyes and stopped.

Rei could've sworn she saw little hearts flying around at that moment. Ray gave a weird smile as he stood back up and... KISSED HER! No, no, just kidding... he actually grabbed the muffin from her

"Don't EEEEEVER eat these, they're contaminated with Katya germs" He said. Jay tilted her head to the side like she was saying, "How come?" Rei smirked. Da wee one needs to be rescued by a prince, eh?

"Ok, K. Pryde's Muffin #1 - Bounces. K. Pryde's Muffin #2 - Hard As Rock. K. Pryde's Muffin #3 - Phases. K. Pryde's Muffin #4 - Glow In The Dark! Now that she's in Toad's body, imagine how much worse that would be!"

Jay turned red (which was hard to notice through Evan's skin complexion - sry but Evan is NOT A MORLOCK! I don't like him being a morlock, especially with that girl with huge hands - she's just freaky - no offense to her fans - if she even HAS fans).

She nodded her head again and said something that sounded like "Well, thanks... uh... bye" Jay quickly turned and ran out the door leaving a smirking Rei, a red Ray and a batch of unwanted muffins in the kitchen.

(Dotness!)

Kitty was sitting in the hang-out lounge-type place of the mansion and reading her book when she heard some noise behind her. Great, like more people to tease me about my baldness? I'll teach them tomorrow when I get my body back! "Who izzit?"

When she didn't get a reply she phased through the couch slowly, so only her eyes showed. A boy she'd never seen before walked in. He had a kind face and blondish-brown hair that stuck out from underneath his ears in a funny way.

Ok, ok, imagine this in a corny romantic movie way... (like the way Rogue acted when she first saw Remy) Kitty staring with her mouth open as this guy she's never seen walks in.

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Now imagine the guy running out screaming . "Crap! I'm like never phasing only my eyes through the sofa again!"

(Dot dot doT)

Ok I've kind of been ignoring some people so I'll write about EVERYONE (except the morlocks) now- starting with LE BROTHERHOOD!

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Fred was lounging around in his usual bean-bag chair in the broken down living-room-type-room of the Brotherhood house. The usual piece of pizza was stuck on the ceiling, the box with the rest of the slices was next to Lance's guitar. Toad (who was walking around in Katya's body) was trying on Wanda's clothes.

"Check me out! I'm the Scarlet Witch, yo!" Lance started growling, "Yeah well I got the body of the person your sweetums is inlove with so shut up and stop messing around in Kitty's body!" but Toad just kept hopping around and eventually landed on Blob's bald head.

"It's not Pretty Kitty anymore, yo, it's KATYA!" Lance raised his eyebrow, "Katya? Why does that chunk of metal get to name her?" Toad shrugged as he jumped onto the chandelier and used Katya's tongue to sweep up some dead bugs that were left to rot on the broken glass ornament.

"There's some new chicks at the X-geeks' place and the new girl's name's Kitty as well so we don't wanna have 2 Kitties now do we?" Toad explained. Lance got an evil smirk on his face which suited Pyro's face perfectly. "2 Kitties, eh?"

Even Fred was smart to know Lance was up to something. "So... whose body are these 3 new girls in?" Toad shrugged again, "The new Kitty's in Mesmero's body, the short silent one's in Evan's body and the Cajun girl's in Pietro's body!"

Lance grinned, "This is so perfect"

(Dot dot doT)

Now for the new recruits!

The new recruits were sitting at the edge of the pool while waiting for Logan to come and start training.

"Aw man, we got school tomorrow!" Bobby reminded them. Amara shook her head which made Rahne's little ponytails smack her across the face. "This girl's gotta get a new hairstyle!" she said.

"And a wardrobe!" Roberto shouted as he lit up Ray's body (you know, how Sunspot's body goes all flamish when he's getting energised) and did a somersault into the air before diving perfectly into the frozen-in-a-second pool.

The kids burst out laughing as Bobby smirked at him, "Show-off" "Jerk" "Poser" "Lame-o" "Retar-" They stopped when Jay walked in wearing swimming trunks. I can't wait till I can wear a full-body swimming suit. She thought.

She silently sat down at the edge of the pool and lifted her hand above the frozen water. The recruits stared in amazement as the ice started shaking. A crack tore through the middle of the pool as fast as Pietro and suddenly a huge tidal wave formed.

Jay's brown eyes turned light blue as the water rose up and up and suddenly she snapped her fingers and all the water came shattering down, with no ice in sight. The pool was as calm as it was before Roberto had dived into it.

Jay walked over to the stairs, stood on the diving board. Jumped off, did 2 somersaults and dived perfectly into the water as Bobby, Roberto, Ray, Jamie, Rahne, Amara and Sam gawked at her.

She stood up, half-smiling and climbed out of the pool. Just then Logan walked in wearing his famous cowboy hat. "Alright, let's get started"

(Dot dot doT)

Um... the OLD recruits?

"Hey, Juby, don't you have to be like training with Logan right now?" Katya said while munching down on some chocolate chip cookies. Jubilee gasped, "You're right! OH Logan's gonna kill me!" Rogue rolled her eyes,

"So much for trashing Remy's body" Katya grabbed Rogue and Jubilee and dove at the driver's seat of Jean's SUV (they borrowed). "As Iceman always says... HANG ONTO YOUR LUNCH!"

Ah so do not have a good feeling 'bout this!

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Hours later, the kids of the X-Mansion were sitting in the lounge just hanging around. Jubilee was still getting scolded by Logan, Rogue was still plotting against Remy's body, Katya was trying to make her Toad's hair look better and the New Recruits were having a very intense game of air hockey.

SMACK! "And then I thought-" SHUFFLE-SMACK! "How do we go to the bathroom in someone-" SMMMMMACK! "Else's body? And then I was like- SCORE! HA! I WIN!"

Roberto and Rahne were playing against Jamie and Jamie which looked like Ray and Amara playing against Forge and Forge. Roberto was explaining what a horror it was to have to go to the bathroom in Ray's body, especially since everytime he tried to turn the bathroom lights on the light bulb would explode or start flickering like crazy.

Rahne laughed, "Don't you mean we win? And anyway, we must be really stinky since I heard no one wants to take a shower nowadays - you know, after the whole switching body incident!"

Their conversation was interrupted by the professor stomping in and announcing that it was time to go to bed.

"YAY! We got school tomorroooooooooow!" Kitty sang as she hopped out of the room. Katya grinned, "I can tell we're gonna be totally good friends" she said to no one in particular.

(Dot dot doT)

That night:

Forge was having a restless night. He kept shifting around in his bed, since he was worried his invention didn't exactly work. 11:55 PM... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... DIIIIIIIIIING... DIIIIIIING... DIIIIIIIING... DIIIIIIIIIING... DIIIIIIING... DIIIIIIIING... DIIIIIIIIIING... DIIIIIIING... DIIIIIIIING... DIIIIIIIIIING... DIIIIIIING... DIIIIIIIING...

The old clock rang 12 times, waking Forge up. He looked down at his hands and gasped!

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WILL THEY GET THEIR BODIES BACK? WHAT IS LANCE'S EVIL PLAN? WHY DID FORGE GASP? WILL KITTY AND KATYA BE FRIENDS? WHAT DID KATYA DO TO JEAN'S SUV?

Find out next issue! Lol SAYONARA SUCKERS!

Sorry, i lyk put s in the middle to seperate what I'm takling about but they don't show up, do they? ok i'll at (dot dot dot) in the middle then to tell u when it's a different scene