Why mutants shouldn't watch the power puff girls

What happens when Forge watches PPG? You get mutants switching bodies every 2 days! . What will Mystique discover when she switches bodies with Logan? What will Pietro do when he discovers that the Professor uses shampoo!

Chapter 5

Since I didn't speak much of Rei LeBeau in the last chapter, this chapter will be all about her.

Rei Fans: YAY!

Ok now I'm sure about what Jay, Rei and Kitty look like.

Name: Jay Hudson
Birthday: June 28, 1991

Eye: Blue (turns light blue while using powers)

Hair: Brown

Power: Manipulating water and turning into water

Nationality: American

Codename: Aqua

Crush: Ray Crisp

Name: Rei LeBeau
Birthday: March 28, 1989

Eye: Red and Black (hint hint, nudge nudge)

Hair: Dirty blond

Power: Making things go "BOOM!" and quick healing

Nationality: American

Codename: Ace

Crush: Roberto Da Costa

Name: Kitty Allerdyce
Birthday: October 27, 1990

Eye: Green (turns red while using powers)

Hair: Red-Orange

Power: Manipulating fire and phasing

Nationality: Australian

Codename: Blaze

Crush: Samuel Guthrie

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"YES!" Forge shouted, waking up his roomie (ok I don't know who his roomie is so I'm assuming it's Berzerker for now). "Huh, what?" Ray sat up slowly and blinked a few times.

Forge pointed at the mirror. Ray gasped and ran out the door shouting, "I gotta tell the professor!" Ray ran to the professor's room so fast Bobby could've sworn Pietro broke in.

(Dot dot doT)

Soon all the X-children were happily eating breakfast in their normal bodies. All the Acolytes had mysteriously vanished, the brotherhood made a huge show of packing up their stuff (Lance even spat at the door) and any other mutant in Bayville was happily ... doing something ... in their body.

The only people that weren't there a few days ago were Rei, Jay and Kitty A. Rei LeBeau, crouched over her bowl of cereal and occasionally glanced at her (quote Colossus) "comrades".

They had each been in the orphanage for about a week or so. Kitty had been complaining the whole time and tried to break out on numerous occasions, Jay just gave her Lost Puppy Dog look to any passerbys and Rei smirked at every rejected child while shuffling her deck or cards.

They recognised Logan, however. He was supposed to adopt Jay - oddly enough. He gave his adress to the orphanage and that was how they arrived at the X-Mansion on the day of the transformation.

Rei looked at Jay. She was glad she had her body back and even did a little Victory Dance in Kitty's room but that side of her faded when she saw Ray. Once again... PA-THETIC. Rei looked at Kitty.

Kitty was bouncing in her seat while talking to Katya about some kind of pop group that was (quote Katya) "like totally awesome!"

Meanwhile, Forge was talking to Professor about his hypothesis on his switching body invention. "Well, it took 2 days because in 24 hours the invention has enough time to switch half of everyone's body back, however, it needed another 24 hours to complete the transformation. I was quite worried at first, since I haven't completely fixed it but we should be..."

Katya rolled her eyes, "Kurt's late, I'm going to go get him, save my seat?" She asked Kitty. Kitty nodded and tried listening to Forge's conversation.

Kitty (who was sitting inbetween Katya and Forge) rolled her eyes and went back to thinking, before she noticed a familiar face walking in. Sam Guthrie. She had seen him when Jubilee was in his body as she phased through the couch.

Kitty started waving towards him, he looked at her and just as he was about to wave back - he screamed. "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Kitty slammed her head down on the table and muttered, "Crap... not again... what did I do now?"

A couple of heads jerked towards Sam and then at what Sam was screaming and pointing at. Kitty's red-ish orange hair had slowly inched back into spiky red hair as her clothes vanished and a red lizard-like outfit replaced them.

"Wh-What the?" Some other people started screaming as well. Rogue's skin had turned blue and fuzzy. Bobby's hair was growing at a rapid speed. A tiny beard sprouted out of Rei's chin and the professor once again smashed his wheel chair.

Forge - who seemed to be keeping the same appearance - slapped his forehead. "Professor, I think I know what happened. You see, to change mutants gender as well you have to charge the X and Y genes in the mutants to switch as well. I was scared at first that this might affect their family genes but whem the first transformation was done I thought there was nothing to worry about!"

The professor nodded as a screaming red-head lunged towards him. "What is he talking about? Like, EW! I got Johnny's voice! NO! Please! Please say I didn't turn into HIM!" The red-head screamed and ran away.

The proffessor - who had succesfully changed into The Juggernaut - shouted for Logan. Soon, X23 marched up to him glaring at everyone. "Yes, professor?"

"Logan, I know what has happened to us, please calm the students down and we will sort this mess out... Forge, come with me"

(Dot dot doT)

Ok, so if you didn't understand that, it means if a mutant is related to a mutant, they will switch bodies with their relative mutant. E.g. Rogue - Kurt (Ok they're not really related but still... LEGALLY they are). E.g. Ororo - Evan.

(Dot dot doT)

"Oh my God, I can't believe you have to go to school pretending to be your uncle!" Kitty rolled John's green eyes. "I know, it's disgusting! And what's weird is caling him uncle, he's only a few years older than me"

Katya nodded, "So how exactly is he your uncle?" She rolled her eyes, "Apart from the red hair, green eyes and Australian accent"

"Riiiiiight... his brother's my dad" Katya raised her eyebrow, "His brother's a lot older than him, then?" Kitty dropped her head a bit, "His brother was a lot older than him, remember? I was in an orphanage?" Katya gulped, "Yeah... sorry about that"

Kitty grinned, "Doesn't matter! Come on, hurry up or Jean's gonna leave without us!"

(Dot dot doT)

Rei shook her head for like the 239472395872349857243th that day. Rei just can not believe Rei has to go through this again. A long time ago when Rei and Remy were like toddlers, Remy had wanted to play a game where they switch clothes and act like each other for one whole day.

Rei regreted that when her clothes came back with lipstick marks and drawings of spades all over them. She remembered the professor's words that morning.

FLASHBACK TIME!

"It is vital you attend your first day of school so all students - who are in their body or someone else's - will go to the first day of school and if you are - unforunately - in someone else's body you will have to introduce yourself as the person in whose body you are... do not panic for this will only last one more day. Now the reason you got your normal selves back for quite a while was because all the people who were going to transform were not awake yet, for Katya was going to wake up Kurt and he- as you can see- has changed with Rogue. Now, when everyone woke up the transformation started and I must add once again, there is no reason to panic here. It is only one more day"

UNFLASHBACK!

Only one more day? Easy for you to say, baldy... Rei was squashed up next to Jay and Jamie in Jean's SUV (how ironic, JayJamieJean) and dreading the following day. Jean desperately tried to start up a conversation,

"So, uh, Rei, how do you like it in Bayville?"

"It's... nice"

"Yeah, great weather, huh?"

"'Guess..."

"Are you excited to go to school?"

"Sorta..."

"I bet you'll make a lot of new friends"

"Sure..."

The conversation started to fade off, Jay was scared Jean would resort to asking what her favorite color was. When they got off the car Jean called Jay, Rei and Kitty.

"Hey you guys, I know it's tough being new students but if you ever need anything- " "We'll go ask a teacher" Rei butted in and dragged a smirking Jay and confused Kitty away from the fuming Grey.

A couple of students blinked at the weird sight of a mushroom-hair-cut guy dragging Bobby and a confused red-head up the stairs to Bayville High.

"Rei knows it's going to be a loooooong day"

(Dot dot doT)

It was art class for Rei and Kitty but Jay had Chemistry. Rei sat in the corner of the room - that way she could scan the place for any might-be friends and any might-be foes. Kitty, however, sat in the middle back - the way she could also scan for a friend and throw spitballs at people.

Rei would've loved to join Kitty but unlike some people, Rei knew that John would like his first impression to be a good one.

The room started filling up and soon their teacher walked in. (If anyone knows the Art teacher's name, fill me in) Mr/Ms/Mrs (I donno, I'm gonna say Mr for now) walked in and flourishly waved at teh class room with his manicured fingernails.

Rei heared Kitty sneeze 'gay' and chose to ignore it. Think of Remy... Think of Good First Impression... Think of- REI'S ART TEACHER IS GAY!

"Now," the teacher started, "As you all can see, I have put up a list of the top 10 most influential painters of the Renaissance, can anyone tell me what that means?"

A nearby boy put up his hand and said something about Renaissance being a FRENCH word and how it means rebirth... bla bla bla...

A huge sweatdrop practicially formed when Kitty saw a nearby boy with long-ish brown hair lean over to her old body (that Pyro not inherited) and whispered something. NOOOOOOO DO NOT SAY ANYTHING STUPID!

She saw her body answer something back, making the boy laugh. That better be a good laugh, you moron! She mentally screamed.

Rei also noticed this and inched a little closer to their conversation.

"So... you interested in joining us... Kitty?"

"I don't know... I'll tell you the day after tomorrow"

"Huh, why then?"

"You know, mate, there's this thing going around where you swap bodies- "

Rei immediately started fake-choking on an imaginary hairball. John quickly turned around and looked at the gagging Cajun. She gave him the "SHUT UP!" signal and John quickly shut up.

"Like, you swap bodies... with... famous people and I have this article due so I kinda have to think about that!" Rei and Kitty's mouth fell open as they slapped their cheeks.

John is smart!

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Sorry guys but I'm incredibly tired and lazy right now so keep reading! Next chapter will be out soon! Oh yeah here's the answers to last week's questions.

WILL THEY GET THEIR BODIES BACK? WHAT IS LANCE'S EVIL PLAN? WHY DID FORGE GASP? WILL KITTY AND KATYA BE FRIENDS? WHAT DID KATYA DO TO JEAN'S SUV?

THEY DID GET IT BACK FOR A FEW MINUTES! FIND OUT NEXT WEEK! FORGE GASPED CUZ HE GOT HiS HANDS BACK! KITTY AND KATYA ARE FRIENDS! KATYA DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO JEAN'S SUV!

Sucky answers but whatever. ;;;

SAYONARA SUCKERS!