Why mutants shouldn't watch the power puff girls
What happens when Forge watches PPG? You get mutants switching bodies every 2 days! . What will Mystique discover when she switches bodies with Logan? What will Pietro do when he discovers that the Professor uses shampoo!
Chapter 6
Dis is all about JAY HUDSON (DRAKE)
ok AND rei has empathy rolls eyes
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"So how was chemistry, petite?" Rei asked Jay on the way to their next class. This time all the girls in BAYVILLE HIGH had health class Chibi Jay going 'whoopdeedoo' sarcasticly Jay had finally decided to talk that weekend after Bobby had froze her teddy bear. 'psycho' music
"We were..." she goes into an endless babble of atoms, chemicals and ... BIG words. Rei: oo blink "Anyway, Rei thinks its time to go to health class..."
Meanwhile, not so far away, Kitty was talking to John about what Lance and him were talking about in Art. "Well, the bloke wants ya to join the brotherhood" Kitty raised her uncle's eyebrow, "The brotherhood? What part of BROTHERhood makes you think Kitty ALLERDYCE would want to join?"
John blinked his neice's eyes. dot dot dot... "What?" Kitty sighed, "The brotherhood is probably some loser guy club that I am so not joining!" John rolled his eyes, "Whatever, mate, it's time to go to class... have fun in health!"
Just then, Kitty stopped. Hold on... if I have health... and I'm in John's body... that means...
"REMY! BOBBY! GET OUT OF THE GIRL'S HEALTH CLASS!" Someone screamed. Kitty rolled her eyes, "Those idio- " just then she paused. Speaking of idiots... She lunged towards the male health class, "John! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
(Dot dot dot)
Jay shook her head again. She couldn't decide what was more embarassing. Walking into the female health class, so all the girls thought Bobby was a gender-confused person, or Kitty landing on top of her screaming uncle as the whole male health class burst out laughing, or being stuck next to her crush while listening to some anti-hormonist teacher talk about puberty.
"And where is the testosterone produced? Someone tell me... ah! Yes, Mr. Drake?" Jay just ignored him. It was hard getting used to having a last name that sounds like a duck. She continued doodling on her schedule as the teacher continued,
"Mr. DRAAAAAAAKE- Bobby? Bobby!" The teacher calling Bobby turned into Ray calling Jay as Jay finally snapped out of her little trance. "Uh... what?"
"Where is the testosterone produced, Mr. Drake?" "I don't know... your foot?" Jay mumbled sarcastically as the whole health class started laughing again. Jay smirked as Ray high-fived her. Maybe being Bobby isn't so hard after all...
(Dot dot dot)
That evening, Jay yawned as she walked up the long halls of the mansion. Finally, tomorrow I'll get my blue-eyed body back... She smiled at all the switches that had been made yesterday.
Logan finally remembered what it was like to be a teenager... and a girl. Poor X23 probably didn't see that coming. Kitty got seriously freaked when she found out John had tattood her back. Remy had fun flirting with boys all day, using Rei's silky hair. Meanwhile, Ororo had gotten fed up by teachers lack of support on Evan at school and the professor had gone to buy a 3rd wheel chair.
Wanda kept threatening Pietro that she would kiss Toad in his body - Too bad for Toad she was only kidding, while Rogue was also in the threatening mood, especially since she had all that blue fur to take care of- and since no one would dare take a shower in their switched bodies (except Remy, that perv) the stench of the blue fur (a.k.a. unwashed laderhosen - just kidding, just kidding) was seriously killing her.
She yawned again as she opened her bedroom door when she saw a piece of paper on the down. She bent over to read it. Mutant dance this weekend, up for it? -Bobby "Whatever..." Jay yawned again - man this girl is sleepy, as she crumpled the paper and threw it behind her. "Tomorrow... yawn I get my body and I can decide then..."
(Dot dot dot)
That night was one of Forge's peaceful nights. Finally, some rest... DIIING, DIIING, DIIING, DIIING, DIIING, DIIING, DIIING, DIIING, DIIING, DIIING, DIIING, DIIING... He looked at his hands, but this time no gasp, "Ha... I knew it, I... zzzzzzz"
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I didn't update a lot cuz I was a bit sick and the storm was annoying me . STUPID DAMREY STORM! how come our storm gets a weird name? the others are ordinary lyk rita and katrina .
OK and now at the end of every chapter I am adding a fun poll, this chapter's poll is:
WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE NEW RECRUIT?
Cannonball?
Sunspot?
Iceman?
Multiple?
Berzerker?
Beast(I guess he counts)?
Magma?
Jubilee?
Boom Boom?
Wolfsbane?
Sorry if it's short, once again, i am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sleepy . O.o? o yea nd what other couples should i put... sorry no Jott for me, that's jsut too - quote Katya - 'you have such a way with pastry'-ish for moi
!SAYONARA SUCKERS!
