Chapter fourteen: Holy Crap! - Fluffy Makes Her Debut...

Sadly the Christmas holidays came to an end and the students that had gone away for the holidays came back. All couples holding hands, (Awww or ewwww however you think...) Andrew, Andy, Lemo, Barry, Jub and Don waited in the Entrance Hall for everyone to arrive. Finally a rather tanned and grinning Emo came in, deep in discussion with a Hufflepuff,

"Hey guys this is...um...Joel!" Emo smiled indicating to the Hufflepuff she was talking to, "And this is Andrew...Andy...Lemo...Barry...Jub and Do-" Emo noticed Don's arm around Jub and gave a knowing smile, "That's Don..."

"Sup!" Andy said cheerily, then grabbed Emo into a hug, "Have a good Christmas?" she grabbed embarrassed Joel into a hug.

"Yep, it was great! By the way Lemo...what the hell was that thing you gave me!"

Barry laughed,

"Did you get a smuggleypoo too?"

Lemo cackled.

"Oh god," Andrew said rolling his eyes, "everyone got one! Mine was a lazy bugger, poke him with a quill and he still wouldn't move...Now Andy are we going to go the library now or what?"

"Yea...sure!" Andy said grabbing his hand once more and directing him to the library.

"School hasn't even started again yet!" Emo said amazed, "Hey, their holding-" she gasped. Lemo nodded. Emo smiled and shook her head, while Jub nodded understanding. Barry, Joel and Don exchanged confused looks.

"Nick! Mione!" Lemo cried as Mione and Nick walked in, she ran to greet them in a hug...

Soon the school was busy and bustling again. Homework was set and avoided. In the first week Temmo, Jub's older brother, managed to blow up Flitwick's Charms classroom, so the classroom was relocated. Unfortunately Andrew, Andy, Lemo, Barry, Mione, Nick and Emo got lost on their way to their temporary Charms classroom.

"Oh, fucking hell!" Lemo cried in frustration.

"Shit. Fuck. Crap." Andrew cursed.

"God guys! The language, just because we can't find - Holy mother fucker of shit!" Andy screamed stubbing her toe.

"At least our swearing made sense..." Andrew said with a laugh.

"You want to remain living?" Andy said glaring.

"Yes."

"Well I suggest you fuck up..." then feeling bad she gave him a peck on the cheek.

"Hey people. I think this is it..." Mione said pointing to the door in front of them; she went to turn the knob - only it was locked.

"Don't think that's it Mione..." Barry said.

"Well it is our Charms classroom, so maybe we have to unlock the door!" Mione argued.

"But we don't have a key do we?" Lemo said patting Winston the weasel.

Mione sighed,

"We have to use charm!"

"Charm? You say? Let me do it..." Andrew said he marched up to the door knob, bent down so he could look at properly, "So...You come here often?" He said to the doorknob, winking, the doorknob giggled.

"Oh god, my boyfriend is flirting with a doorknob..." Andy said highly embarrassed.

Mione sighed yet again,

"Not that kind of charm! Idiot! Move over..."

"I'll do it!" Lemo cried excitedly, "Expelliarmus!" she said waving her wand enthusiastically, everyone else wands flew out of pockets and hands and hit her on the head,

"What the fuck?" Lemo said rubbing her head.

"Mione rolled her eyes and grabbed her wand back,

"Dumbarses...all of you...except maybe Nick and Emo...Alohomora!" They all heard the lock click and hastily grabbed their wands.

"We are sooooo late..."

They all pushed their way through the door and shut it behind them, then turned to face the room. Half expecting to see a classroom full of first year Gryffindor and Ravenclaws, but instead saw a huge dog. With four heads. And smelly feet.

"Holy crap! He smells like pickle!" Andy screamed clinging to Andrew, who muttered "Fuck..."

"Actually I think 'he' is a 'she'..." Nick said, trying to get a better view.

"No time for discussing the sex of the four headed beast, I-"

"Now, beast is just a hurtful..."

The dog, only just noticing the had arrived shook it's heads wildly, trying to do god knows what...but it was getting a tad pissed that these people were being mean...Suddenly one of the tags on one of it's collars came off and flew to the ground, landing with a loud thunk inches away from their feet. It said:

Fluffy Hagrid

If found, please return to,

Rubeus Hagrid

Keeper of keys and grounds at Hogwarts

Wooden residence on Hogwarts Witchcraft and Wizardry grounds.

"RUN!" Andy yelled as the 'dog' began to growl. Not needing to be told twice, the group turned and ran out of the room and didn't stop running until they had put a good distance between themselves and the dog.

"I...swear...that...was...the...most...scariest...beast...I...have...ever...seen..." Barry puffed.

"You've...never...seen...Emo...in...the...morning..." Lemo said as she leaned heavily against Barry.

Emo whacked Lemo over the head as Andy nodded, agreeing.

"What the hell are they doing keeping that thing locked up in a school?" Nick asked slowly catching his breath.

Mione sighed, (yes she seemed to do that a lot...)

"Didn't you guys see what it was standing on?"

"The floor?"

"Magic carpet?"

"Wasabi!"

"No! Wasabi?"

"Never mind, carry on pickle..." Lemo said waving her hand at Mione.

Mione eyed Lemo,

"It was standing on a trap door, so it was obviously guarding something. I have no idea what, but I bet you anything, Rubeus Hagrid knows..."