Hao's Boredom

Author's Note: Sorry for the short chapter 1. I'll try to make this one longer. Thanks for all the reviews.

To DarkDaughterofDestruction: I get my inspiration from almost anywhere, especially when I'm bored. I can't really help you on story ideas, sorry, but they have to come from the writer or it's not really authentic. Yes Chocolove is going to be here, and just for you I am going to really bug him. Thank you very much for your review and I hope you keep reading.

To Asakihe: Thank you for your review and here's your update!

Disclaimer: looks around before shaking head Nope. Still don't own Shaman King.


Chapter 2: Target: Tao Ren

The Asakura house had a wonderful set up with a courtyard on the inside and everything. It even had two floors (A/N: Only one floor in the anime and manga but who cares).

Ren's room was on the second floor near the back of the house, slightly hidden by a sakura tree that was thick with blossoms at the moment. (A/N: All good guys + Hao live together). The blossoms were thick enough that if someone were to hide in them they would not be spotted.

Hao quickly went to the back of the house and climbed up the tree until he was level with Ren's room. Silently he peeked into the room looking to see what the spike haired shaman was doing.

The chinese shaman was sitting on his bed silently sharpening his Kwan-Dao. He was completely unaware of the annoying things the older Asakura twin had planned as he continued what he was doing.

Hao readied himself on his branch before tapping the window a few times and hiding in the cherry blossoms.

Ren came up to his window after hearing the tapping noise, opening the window and looking around. He muttered something Hao did not catch before closing the window and returning to his task.

Hao just laughed to himself at the fact that all this "annoying the hell out of people" might actually prove to be fun. He tapped on the window and hid again.

Ren sighed before standing up and walking to his window. He opened it and looked to both sides, up and down, before shaking his head.

"Stupid birds." he muttered under his breath before closing his window and continuing.

Another tap on the window from Hao, found Ren at his window with an annoyed look on his face.

Ren muttered something in chinese. Even though Hao's understanding of the language was limited, he could tell by the tone of voice that Ren had just said "Fuck" in his native tongue.

Hao sighed. Ren returned to to what he was doing after closing the window and curtains.

"How easy Tao's are angered." he said to himself laughing slightly.

He was about to tap on the window when it opened and he was confronted by a pair of golden eyes.

"Oh... hi Ren!" he smiled happily acting innocent. (A/N: Him? Innocent? Maybe next Shaman Tournament there buddy)

"Go bug someone else."

Hao pouted. "Awwww. But it's so much fun to bug you, my easily angered Tao."

"Hao Asakura I am not yours! Now go!" he said deathglaring him.

"You're no fun." he sighed before jumping down and walking away.

Ren watched him go, making sure he left before sighing and returning to what he was doing.

"Now I need someome else tobug. But who?"

He looked at the house as he pondered who would be his next target.


A/N: Yay! A nice long chapter. By the way this story will be quite long due to the fact that I will make Hao bug every Shaman King character out there. I will not be changing my username anymore. Tell me who he should bug next. And for god's sake don't tell me to bug Yoh. I am bugging him last so don't even ask. Anyone but Yoh and put a suggestion also please! Next chapter could take a while since first I must find a list of all the Shaman King characters. If anyone has a useful link with all the characters on it that would be nice, and I will mention you in my next update. The more help I get to find the character list the faster I update. Your reviews inspire me! READ & REVIEW!