Chapter nineteen: Undoing Malfoy's Work...
Abnormality Potion
(see over for ingredients and method...)
Abnormality Potion, used to change the normal, was used by Russians in the war, for confusing the enemy. Side effects: Love potion-like reaction, opposite behaviour than usual, possible break-out of hives and other random things...
Victims may also develop irrational fears and forgetfulness. They may go about their usual busieness, with an odd twist or perhaps completely forget who they are, both extremes can be reversed in the same way. The potion may react slower on some people.
The most famous example of this was in 1958, The potion took a number of years to kick in, the potion was brewed and fed to a child, the potion didn't effect him until he was an adult. He went through a number of surgeries and bleached his skin. The reason for this extreme reaction was because the person was a famous muggle performer: Michael Jackson.
Properties:
The potion has no smell, no texture, no color or taste. the potion can be very easily slipped into food or drink and is undetectable even with the use of magic, the only way of detecting the potion is once it digested. This form of detection is well known amongst magical health professionals.
Barry finished reading the paper, his mouth dropped open. This potion was crazy, and what was worse is that he couldn't tell if it would wear off over time, he slapped himself on the head. Of course it didn't wear off, look at Michael Jackson. What also puzzled Barry was the fact that he was normal, (for him anyway...), suddenly Lemo/Leah's words floated into his head,
'I can't believe you don't like pumpkin juice! Everyone loves pumpkin juice!'
"The pumpkin juice!" Barry exclaimed aloud, "Malfoy that little..."
"Juice where?" Nick asked looking around.
"Whats that got to do with the price of fish?"
"Gotta go guys! Nick kept an eye on Drew and Thomas..."
Barry dashed out of the dorm, down the stairs and into the common room. He had to go to the hospital wing and tell Madam Pomfrey, she'll know what to do, she was a 'magical health professional'. Only problem was he needed proof... Looking around desperately, he then spotted Mione in the corner crying.
"Hey, Mione what's the matter?" Mione looked up to Barry with tearful eyes,
"I can't commit to Henry!"
"Henry?"
Mione started crying all over again. Barry wondered if maybe she was abnormal too...
"Mione, who's Henry?"
"Second floor opposite charms!"
"What?"
"His strong iron arms, his mysterious face..."
Barry looked at her puzzled,
"Opposite charms?"
"I'll show you!" Mione said jumping up and dragging Barry to the portrait,
"Mione, I'm kind of busy..."
Mione took Barry all the way to Charms, opposite the door was,
"Mione, this is a suit of armor!"
"Isn't he handsome!"
"Um..."
"Oh! So sorry Barry, you're not gay, you wouldn't understand..."
"Yea...you could say that..." Barry said shrugging, "C'mon Mione lets go for a little walk."
Mione started sobbing again and waved mournfully in the suit of armors dirrection,
"Henry, it's not like that! We're just friends!"
Barry shook his head and led her to the hospital wing.
When they walked in Madam Pomfrey was making the beds,
"Madam Pomfrey?"
"Yes, Barry dear?"
"Madam Pomfrey, I think Mal- I think someone has slipped some abnormality potion into the pumpkin juice, last night!"
"Barry! How did you know about- never mind that now! Do you think she's been affected?" Pomfrey said indicating to Mione, who was crying about how Henry had give her the cold shoulder, (he's made of iron what did she expect!)
"She's crying about a suit of armor, Madam..."
"Well, that answers it doesn't it...Better check just in case...Abnormal le poulet!"
At Pomfrey's words a pink cloud rose above Miones head:
'Au hasard'
Pomfrey grimly shook her head,
"Barry, you were right!"
"Huh? What?"
"You were right!"
"Crap, hoped I wasn't...Can it be fixed?"
"Course it can! Abnormality-kicks-ass," Pomfrey waved her wand, "Bring me the rest immediately!"
"But...That...What?"
"Stop, mucking about! Off you go!"
"What the hell! What am I doing here?" Mione said, looking around shocked.
"C'mon, we've got- Andy? Pierce?"
"Are they effected?" Pomfrey hissed, as if it wasn't obvious! I mean who would wear dangley feather earrings all over their body?
"Yea...What are you guys doing here?" Barry asked turning back to Andy and Pierce.
"Well, Pierce, (the dumb motherfucker...) has managed to rip- Don't raise your fucking wand at me!" Andy exclaimed angrily, while at the same time still looking slightly bored, looking at Madam Pomfrey.
"Abnormal le poulet!"
'Au hasard'
Appeared above each of their heads, Pompfrey muttered the counter curse again,
"What the fuck am I wearing! What the fuck are you wearing!" Andy exclaimed looking at herself, then Pierce.
Pomfrey went to raise her wand again, but Barry stopped her,
"She's normal again...well for her anyway...C'mon guys, you got to help me round up the rest of the pack..."
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