Hao's Boredom
Author's Note: Yay! Chapter 3! Oh my god, thank you for all the wonderful reviews! I can't believe how much you all like this story. I really hope this can be good enought to replace "How to bug the crap out of Hao" Thanks!
Disclaimer: Unless everything magicallygoes my way in the next 30 seconds, I still won't own Shaman King. :30 seconds passes: Nope I still don't own it.
Chapter 3: Target: Horokeu Usuei
Horokey Usuei a.k.a Horo Horo. Most like ly the only person in the Asakura house to try and beat the four hour eating record. He could eat out the whole Asakura house twice. He was Hao's next target. He was... in the kitchen of course!
He was sitting at the table, a giant pile of food in front of him. Everything from cake to old Valentine's Day chocolates were piled on the table in front of him.
Hao peeked through the window and smirked. For some odd and unknown reason there was a cord that went from Horo's pile of food to where Hao was. The god of practical jokes was definetely on Hao's side that day.
Horo reached for the pile again and Hao pulled on the string. The pile went zooming away from Horo's hand, causing the Ainu to screm in horror. Hao just managed to stop himself from laughing as Horo went jumping over the table to catch up to his buffet. Hao kept the string moving around the kitchen watching as Horo tumbled oevr everything trying to get to his food.
"Noooooooooo! Please come back food. My stomach needs you!"
Hao stopped the cord right in front of the window and put on a mask (A/N: Very scary so I win't explainit. Imagine it yourself.) Horo went to his food and hugged it happily when a shadow came over him. He looked up and screamed, sliding backwards away from the freaky thing at the window.
The thing started laughing.
"Hey!" yelled Horo. "I know that laugh. HAO!"
"Ahahahahahahaha! Oh god! You should've seen your face. That scream was priceless!" he laughed removing the mask, letting his hair flow again.
"The fuck was that for!"
"I'm bored. Do you get it yet?"
"Whatever! Can I go back and eat?"
"Yeah. Sure." said Hao while walking towards the back where the library was. "Thanks for the laugh!" he waved back at Horo still laughing.
Horo sweatdropped before picking up his pile of food and returning to the table to eat.
A/N: For Nirah-chan, this chapter is short. I don't wanna bug someone she likes. Lol. Next target is Manta. Thank you to Jenn for the suggestion of using Horo. Read & Review!
Horo Horo: Thanks Hao! I almost got a heart attack!
Hao: Oopsie.
Nirah: DIE :chases after Hao with baseball bat: