Chapter twenty-one: Versus the Ravenclaws

Andy jumped out of the doors to pitch from the changing room, as Barry pulled her back in with a crook for sheparding.

"Where the hell did you get that!" Andy asked rubbing her bruised neck.

"I was with the school broomsticks..." Barry answered shrugging, as Don exclaimed,

"Yee hah!"

"What the fuck?" Emo asked giving Don a concerned look.

"You know...isn't that what the muggle cowboys use?" Don asked, now unsure.

"Uhh...no!" Andrew said shaking his head.

"Oh, my bad..."

"Ravenclaws, step out onto the pitch! Ian...Parnapa... Purararararararararararararararararararararararara ...Ranchester...Sheep...Valentine...! Opps...I think I may have put a little too many-" but Bonny's words were drowned out by the Ravenclaw's screaming out their support.

"And now the Gryffindors! We have Finnegan... Parker... Roberts... Rose... Saucepan... Watson... Weasel! (God that name really bugs me!)" Gryffindors made more noise than the Ravenclaws.

Madam Hooch blew her whistle and all the players gathered around,

"Shake hands..." she instructed.

Barry shook hands with the Cesciller girl with the long last name.

"Play ball! - Nicely" Hooch added as she released the balls.

"Gryffindor, don't miss a beat immediately they take possession...dunno how they could improve, didn't exactly have enough time, since most of Gryffindor was in the hospital! 'Cause Malfoy the little weasel, drugged the pumpkin juice! Watch your back asshole...Sorry Professor! Oh! Would you look at that Gryffindor scored! Ravenclaw in position, Sheep (ha! that's sounds funny!), has the Quaffle, who passes to Ian, who passes to Valentine, who passes to Ian waiting at the goal posts...is he going to shoot? No! He passes yet again to Sheep who lines up her shot, about to throw- AND WHAT IS GRYFFINDOR KEEPER BLOODY DOING! YOU DUMB BITCH! SHE'S ABOUT TO BLOODY SCO-"

Everyone in the stadium gasped, when they noticed what Andy had become suddenly distracted with. Several metres above her, Barry's broom flew around in a continuous circle, as though trying to shake him off. In surprise Jub/Jalayna Sheep dropped the Quaffle,

"Fuck..." she murmured, as Andy tried to fly towards Barry to get him off the broom. Andrew, Seamus and Don rushed in to help as well, as Lemo looked around desperately.

"IS ANYONE GOING TO FUCKING HELP! SHIT! CRAP! FUCK! MY BOYFRIENDS IS GOING TO DIE AT THE YOUNG AGE OF THIRTEEN! SAVE HIM! SAVE HIM, YOU RETARDED ASSHOLES! BARRY! I DON'T REALLY LIKE WINSTON MORE THAN YOU! I SWEAR!" Lemo screamed frozen in fear, shaking slightly. Emo flew to her side to comfort her,

"Hey...It's going to be okay..."

"Wow! That's one paranoid girlfriend! But then again if your boyfriend is about to fall off a broom from that height..."

As Andy, Andrew, Seamus and Don tried to fly to help Barry, his broom would let out a squeaking noise and fly up higher, all they could do was circle hopefully underneath him - that if in case he did fall, they would be able to catch him.

In the stands, Nick looked through his binoculars with a worried expression, while beside him Mione chewed off all her nails,

"L-let me l-look..." she said shaking; reluctantly Nick passed her the binoculars. As soon as she looked through them she gasped,

"I c-can't l-look!" she then redirected the binoculars to somewhere in the opposite stands, trying to fight away the horrible view of Barry hanging by a hand on his broom. She then gasped again as she focused on Professor Snape, and not because of how greasy her new target was, but because of what he was doing...

"Nick! Snape! Jinxing! Kill! No!" She cried.

"What!"

Without another word, she leapt up and ran out of the stand.

"Chicks..." Nick muttered.

Racing up the stairs of the opposite stands' stairs, Mione thought about what she just saw: Snape was jinxing Barry's broom. 'Well there's only really one thing I can do to save Barry...break Snape's eye contact' she thought. Suddenly Mione remembered her jar of blue flame she always carried around, (as all teenaged book worms do...). When she reached Snape, he was still muttering his little jinx, quickly Mione opened her jar and set Snape's cloak on fire, Snape noticing he was on fire jumped up and began squealing like a girl. Mione stifled a laugh, Quirrell was nearby...'never really liked his bullshit classes either' Mione thought to herself as she set Quirrell on fire too, when she heard Quirrell give an unsteady shriek she knew it was time to leave. On her way down the stairs she heard the sound of hundreds of breaths let out, obviously Barry had gotten back on his broom. She poked her head out the stand to get a good view.

Barry's world spun around and around and around and around and around and around...he couldn't focus on a blasted thing, let alone the tiny Golden Snitch!

"I'm going to be sick..." he gagged.

"Gryffindor Seeker looks as though he's about to be sick!"

Desperately Barry flew, rather crookedly downward, hoping to get to the ground quick enough. Then suddenly about two feet from the ground Barry fell off his broom, flat on his back - looking very pale. He then sat up and began throwing up, all over himself.

"Yikes...I think the Gryffindor seeker is out of business for the moment..."

No one else on the pitch did anything, all eyes were on Barry, and Lemo flew down with a wrinkled nose, to give him a hand.

"Barry...? Babe...? You okay...?" she asked cautiously.

Barry burped, leaving a very distant smell of puke,

"I'll survive...but my ass! It's bloody hurts...I squashed something..." Barry moved his ass slightly and pulled out the Golden Snitch.

"Oh my god Barry!" Lemo cried excitedly.

"I know! I mean they're the smallest thing, what is the likelihood of me landing on one of these little buggers...bloody uncomfortable you know…"

"No, Barry! We won!"

"Oh yea..."

Lemo leaned over and kissed him, then gagged,

"Didn't think that through..."

There you go! Chappy 21! SHIT! 21 chappies! Where the hell did I get the time? Oh well, who cares? Read and Review, I'll give you a rubber chicken! and hell...I'm generous, I'll give you a rubber piggy too! I love you all! (well only the reviewers, if you read this and don't review, then SHAME ON YOU!) anyway...cya next chapter! xoxo

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note: it's school holidays! WOOOOOOOOOT! )