Chapter twenty-two: Finding Winston...

"Pssst...Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry! Pssst! Pssst! Pssst!" Lemo hissed into Barry's ear.

"WAKE DEAF EARS!" Andy yelled into Andrew's ear, Andrew and all the other boys in the dorm work with a start,

"What are you doing, Andy!" Nick talked into his pillow.

"It's one o'clock in the morning!" Seamus muttered, bleary eyed.

"Shit! Lemo you didn't say that was the time!" Andy said accusingly.

Lemo shrugged,

"You didn't ask."

"Why did you wake us up?" Barry asked, now sitting up.

"Winston's disappeared again!" Lemo cried tearfully.

"Again!" Barry exclaimed, as Andrew groaned and tried to smother himself with his pillow, a snore indicated Don had gone back to sleep.

"Please, Barry! Can you help me find him?"

"Well, I guess there's no need for me to stay awake..." Andrew said innocently rolling over, with every intention of falling asleep.

"Not so fast..." Andy said heaving Andrew out of bed, "I'm not going alone with those two...Who knows if I'll come back in one piece. Their both bloody accident-prone! You saw today at the Quidditch match! Bad things happen!"

"Noooooooo! Sleep for Andrew!" Andrew moaned in protest clinging to his bed, "I sleep naked! You don't want to do that!"

"No, you don't, you sleep in boxers, because of your irrational fear of frost bite."

"Bugger, you know me too well..." Andrew sighed and climbed out bed wearing boxers which said 'One hung high'.

"That is one thing you should never write on a pair of boxers..." Lemo said, "Now up you get!"

"I've got nothing on!" Barry exclaimed desperately.

"I'm not as sure as Andy...but I think it's a risk we're going to have to take..."

"Ewww! Lemo! I don't-"

"Winston needs us!" Lemo whispered, determined.

"I'm cold!" Andy complained.

"Hey, I'm only in boxers - be grateful!" Andrew said shivering slightly.

"You could've put a dressing gown on you know!" Andy said giving him a hug to try a warm him up.

"Well, I didn't think of that did I?"

"Then it's your own fault!"

"Thanks for your sympathy..."

"No problem. Do you think Barry and Lemo are having any luck?"

"Dunno, maybe they've gone back to the common room already..."

"Drew, it's been only five minutes! Lemo's more determined than that!"

"Maybe they went and found the suit of armour Lemo created a room in, to have a little fun," Andrew said laughing and nudging Andy.

"Oh god, you really are a horny teenage guy! Your sick minded! Lemo wouldn't be doing that either! She's definitely looking for Winston..."

"Awwww...but you love me!"

"Yea...sure I do..."

Andrew pretended to look put out,

"You hurt my feelings!"

"Awww...poor baby!" Andy said ruffling his hair.

Andrew suddenly froze,

"Hey Am..."

"Ya?"

"Did you hear that?"

"Hear what?"

Suddenly, what sounded like Malfoy's voice spoke from the end of the corridor, he was speaking to a mirror,
"I'm not bullshitting you, father! I did drug the pumpkin juice and the school did nothing about it...Yep nothing...No…Yes...Perhaps...About quater past one...Yea Barry and his girlfriend are wandering the corridors...Not much really, kind of the Goth type...Yea, they're friends with the tall asshole and his chick...He's got a mouth on him like a trooper and is lethal with his beater bat...she's a politically correct con-artist when she wants to be...No...Probably only a detention...I dunno..."

Malfoy walked into a nearby classroom.

"C'mon..." Andrew said dragging Andy after him.

"What are doing? Are you nuts!" Andy hissed.

They were now beside the door Malfoy had just walked through; Andrew raised his finger to his lips, then grabbed the door knob and shut the door, then whispered "Colloportus". From inside they heard Malfoy say,

"Talk to you later father...No its fine just tired after all the evil plotting..."

They heard footsteps as Malfoy walked towards the door, then tried to turn the door knob,

"What the hell? Who's there? Saucepan? Roberts? Did you lock the fucking door? Unlock it now! I demand you!"

Andy and Andrew cracked up laughing, and then turned to leave, when they came face to face with Filth, I mean Filtch...

"Well, well...Out of bed now are we? What are you up to, love birds? Innocent I hope..."

"Well what we were doing has nothing to with actually..."

"Well, that doesn't sound innocent," Filtch said with an evil smile, "And doesn't look innocent either..." he said eyeing Andrew's boxers and no t-shirt state.

"Who said it was innocent?" Andrew said, returning the evil smile.

"Step aside," Filtch said, ignoring Andrew.

"No."

"Move."

"No."

"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!" Malfoy yelled from inside the room.

"Never keeps his bloody trap shut..." Andrew said shaking his head, while stepping aside.

Barry sighed,

"Lemo, we have looked everywhere! I say we go to bed and look for him again in the morning. Hey! Maybe Drew and Andy have already found him and are waiting for us back in the common room!"

Lemo sniffed,

"I don't think so..."

"Maybe Winston's in your bed waiting for you now?"

"I don't think so..."

"Hey, c'mon Lemo! I'll help you look in the morning. We're both tired and it's getting us no where...lets go back to the common room-"

"Winston!" Lemo cried excitedly, spotting Winston tucked away cosily at a suit of armours feet, "Baby! Mummy missed you!" she said happily scooping the alarmed Weasel into her arms.

"Yay! Winston your back! Now let's go celebrate in the warm common room..." Barry said trying to push Lemo in the direction of the Gryffindor common room.

"No! Barry, we gotta go find Andy and Andrew!"

Barry sighed,

"Lemo, they've probably already given up!"

Lemo shook her head,

"Andy wouldn't give up after only ten minutes! We have to go find them!" Lemo grabbed Barry's hand and pulled him in the opposite direction to the common room.

"Oh! This night gets better and better doesn't it?" Filtch sneered, "Another pair of lovebirds? Gone for a romantic midnight stroll, have we? Or were planning on doing what I caught the other pair doing?"

Barry and Lemo exchanged confused glances,

"Andrew and Andy? I wouldn't think..." Lemo muttered.

"What was that? You can tell me on the way to the nearest teachers' office..." Filtch laughed a rusty laugh.

"I can't believe it! Five students out of bed at one in-"

"I believe it's half past Minerva!" Filtch corrected gleefully - he looked as though Christmas had come early.

"One thirty in the morning! That's appalling! And according to Filtch, a pair of you were-"

This time Andrew interrupted,

"Professor McGonagall, we weren't doing anything like that! Filtch has a sick mind! He used his pathetic logic skills to come up with the wrong bloody conclusion!"

"Watson, that's enough!" McGonagall said sternly as Filtch growled at Andrew, "I have to say the situation does look dodgy, I mean Watson you don't have a t-shirt...and Rose your hair is unusually ruffled..."

Andrew looked furious,

"Professor, I swear, we didn't do anything!"

"Yea, Andrew and Andy aren't the type!" Barry said helping defend them.

"Well," Malfoy spoke for the first time, "I have to say when I walked into a classroom ten minutes before you found me, and they looked awfully cosy. Being on top each other and everything. As for Saucepan and Roberts, they didn't even bother to get a room..."

Andrew and Lemo instantly grabbed Barry and Andy as they tried to attack, (or more accurately, kill...) Malfoy.

"Is that true? You four?"

"NO!" Lemo, Barry, Andrew and Andy all cried in disgust.

"What were you really doing then?"

"Well, Professor, I have this Weasel..."

Filtch perked up,

"Minerva, I believe we only allow cats, frogs and owls as pets here at Hogwarts..."

"Never mind that now, Filtch. Carry on Roberts."

"Yea...Well he always escapes. And he escaped earlier and I asked my friends to help me find him, and that's what we were doing...looking for Winston!" Lemo said clutching Winston, almost strangling him. Barry gently loosened Lemo grip on the poor Weasel's neck.

"That wasn't what I saw Professor..." Malfoy drawled.

"You obviously don't wish to live do you!" Andy yelled glaring at Malfoy as Andrew restrained her, "Telling a load of bullshit, just to take the heat off why you were out of bed! Go on tell them! Tell them, that you were gloating to your father how you drugged the pumpkin juice and getting off scot free. You no what Dracola Malfoy? You are a sad pathetic asshole! YOU MAKE ME SICK!"

"You all will be receiving detentions. Since we have no proof that any of the stories are true, you will each receive only one...be grateful!" Professor McGonagall said nostrils flaring.

"But, Professor I saw them! All of them were doing it!"

"Are you accusing us of having a quadruple-some or whatever it is, now?" Barry said furiously.

"ALL OF YOU ENOUGH! INCLUDING YOU, MALFOY. YOU DON'T SEEM TO THINK THE RULES APPLY TO YOU BUT I BELIEVE THEY DO!" McGonagall yelled chest heaving, "NOW GET YOUR ASSES BACK TO BED!"

All the students exchanged looks and walked out the door.

Once out earshot of the people in the office, Malfoy smiled a triumphant smile,

"Well, that was fun wasn't it?" His expression suddenly changed as Lemo yelled,

"Back me up Andy!" as she and Andy threw themselves at him, tackling him and pinning him to the ground. They then proceeded to yell at him.

"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!" Lemo screamed in an educated way, as she went to pack a punch, but out of shear fustration, missed.

"Hey, McGonagall said asses!" Barry said giving a nervous laugh from the sidelines.

"Shut-up about McGonagall! Barry, our girlfriends will be up for murder if we don't stop them!" Andrew said, as he tried to pry Andy away from Malfoy.

Barry yanked Lemo off Malfoy,

"Let him go..."

"Bugger off Barry!"

"Lemo don't talk to me like that!"

"Piss off sweetheart, while I kick this asswipes behind!" Lemo said sweetly.

Barry tugged once more, at the same time as Andrew, giving Malfoy enough space to run. At super human speed Malfoy turned and ran, giving them a back glance with a panicked expression.

"Argh fuck!" he screamed running squarely into a wall, he quickly recovered and ran faster - if that was possible.

"Wow, he was eager to leave..." Andy muttered.

"Lemo...you were scary..." Barry said looking at her in a mixture of admiration and fright.

Lemo blushed,

"He really pushed me to far..."

"Barry, you have your hands full looking after Lemo! All Andy does is hold em down!" Andrew joked.

"I hope your joking buddy; I could kick anyone's ass if I wanted to!" Andy said laughing.

"C'mon guys, I'm cold let's go to bed..." Barry said walking in the direction of the common room.

"Hey...guys...?" Lemo asked, looking at Andrew and Andy, "You weren't really doing anything were you?"

"Hell no!" Andy exclaimed.

"Or were we?" Andrew said shifting his eyes, Andy gave him a playfull hit on the shoulder,

"He's really starting to think dirty! I might have to drop him!" Andy said.

"Nooooooooooo! I'll change! I'll keep my rude comments to myself from now on!" Andrew said pretending to zip his mouth.

"Yea...you better pigboy!" Lemo said trying to look stern, "'Cause if Andy doesn't tell you off, I will! And you just saw what I can do!"

Hey again! Made it pretty long this chappy! Thanx to: hermionebabe06I am a Banana (thanks 4 the marshmellow btw...hehe) and Of course my dear friends 4eva-lost and Lemo The Lemon...!