Hao's Boredom

Author's Note: I'm over my writer's block so here's chapter 6! Read & Review!

Disclaimer: Nope, don'y own it! But, if I owned Marco, he'd be in little pieces. Lol.

Chapter 6: Target: Marco

Hao Asakura was in a really bad mood at the moment. It was almost nightfall and where was he? Out at the park watching an idiot. Hao sighed mentally, promising himself he'd get an aspirin for the headache the midget had given him. (A/N: Evil dictionary!)

While his head throbbed, he tried to figure out how to bug his next target. This one would have to last considering who it was. Oh yes... people thought Hao was evil? Nope. Evil was his next target. Evil was Marco.

The blond four-eyed shaman was resting under a tree, sleeping. Why he was under a tree, Hao really didn't care. All that mattered was that now he could bug the hell out of him. Hao scanned the area to be sure that no one was around. With no one around Hao strolled up to the X-Law.

He stood there, balancing on the balls of his feet before he shot a particle at Marco. (A/N: Don't ask.)

When the particle had no effect on him, Hao brought it up a notch and shot an atom.

Still getting no reaction from the sleeping X-Law, Hao decided to come back to the real world. The smallest thing? Dust.

Not even a sneeze. Hao threw a small rock next... with no reaction. Hao sighed mentally; Marco slept harder than Yoh.

A bigger rock... with no reaction.

A brick... still no reaction.

Ok then... a sink? That had to make anyone wake up, right? Wrong! Not with Marco.

A bathtub maybe? Marco still didn't wanna wake up.

Yaoi Hunter Extrodannaire... how did she get there? Oh well, point was, Marco was still asleep. (A/N: YHE: AHHHHHHH!)

Hao was now in a really rotten mood. The damn idiot was a log! He just wasn't waking up!

Then Hao saw the light... the last random thing lying around him. An old fashioned bomb just lying there. Convinient ne?

Anyways Hao picked up the bomb, but before lighting it and throwing it, kicked Marco on the bottom of the foot to wake him up. Needless to say the X-Law was less than happy to see the elder Asakura.

"HAO!" he yelld standing up and fixing his glasses. "What the hell are you doing here?" he glared, summoning his angel.

During the time that Marco was yelling, Hao lit the bomb.

"Just giving you a little present." he said innocently blinking and tossing the bom at Marco.

Marco leaned closer to it, adjusing his glasses. "What the..." he began asking before it dawned on him. "Uh oh..." was all he managed to say before it blew.

Hao by that time, was already a few miles away, watching him go flying. He smirked.

"X-Laws blasting off agaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiinnnnnnn!" Marco yelled as he was blown away.

Ping! was the only sound heard before he blew up into a large smoke X.

Hao grinned as he walked away. His next prank would play out while he was asleep. Everything was ready.

A/N: My best friend, Yaoi Hunter Extrodannaire, is too be thanked for most of the ideas. Thank you! The last parts from Marco were an adaptation from Pokemon, when Team Rocket blasts off, and Mon Colle Knights, when that idiotic prince is defeated. Next up is Ryu! Read & Review!