Umm... what to say... what to say... Uh... OH! Theres lots of singing.. much like in Daughters of the Moon Parody. We have this Disney theme goin on. Hope it dont leak into the normal RP.. although thats not even that normal thanks to some people. But i wont name any names. coughLaurencough
Catty stood up and snaped her fingers.
Amy came walking over "well i was going to bring you clothes anyways you didnt have to snap, besides what your wearing is descusting" she handed catty some normal clothes.
Catty changed into them "thanks" Catty mumbled
"oh and by the way Jenn" amy added "its And you'll never hear the wolf cry to the blue corn moon, For whether we are white or copper skinned"
"Thanks" Jenn said, her voice with sarcasm. "oh and by the way Jenn. its And you'll never hear the wolf cry to the blue corn moon, For whether we are white or copper skinned." Jenn said quietly in a high little voice, "God damn smart ass" she mumbled.
Lauren laughed and gave Jenn a few disney movies so she would never have to hear her sorry excuse for lyrics again.
Stanton dragged Jenn into a hole. "Um... oops".
Jenn came flying out of the whole and she glared down at Stanton. "Oops my ass bitch!" she exclaimed and then she bitch-slapped him. "MS: Male Singer
BS: Background Singer
FS: Female Singer (lead)
MS: Nants ingonyama bagithi baba There comes a lion
BS: Sithi uhhmm ingonyama Oh yes, it's a lion
MS: Nants ingonyama bagithi baba There comes a lion
BS: Sithi uhhmm ingonyama Oh yes, it's a lion
Ingonyama
MS: Siyo Nqoba We're going to conquer
BS: Ingonyama
Ingonyama nengw' enamabaal It's a lion and a tiger
repeats 5
Ingonyama nengw' enamabala (Se-to-kwa!)
Ingonyama nengw' enamabala (Asana)
repeats 1
FS: From the day we arrive on the planet
And, blinking, step into the sun
There's more to see than can ever be seen
More to do than can ever be done
There's far too much to take in here
More to find than can ever be found
But the sun rolling high
Through the sapphire sky
Keeps great and small on the endless round
It's the Circle of Life
And it moves us all
Through despair and hope
Through faith and love
Till we find our place
On the path unwinding
In the Circle
The Circle of Life
FS: It's The Circle of Life
And it moves us all
Through despair and hope
Through faith and love
Till we find our place
On the path unwinding
In the Circle
The Circle of Life"
"Oh, come on," Liz said, coming from no where in particular, dressed as Esmerelda from the Hunchback of Notre Dam. "Try doing this:" The lights dim and a spotlight shines on her
"I don't know if you can hear me
Or if you're even there
I don't know if you could listen
To a gypsie's prayer
Yes I know I'm just an outcast
I shouldn't speak to you
Still I see your face and wonder
Were you once an outcast too?
God help the outcasts
Hungry from birth
Show them the mercy
They don't find on earth
God help my people
We look to you still
God help the outcasts
We move by your will
(Background Choir)
I ask for wealth
I ask for fame
I ask for glory to shine on my name
I ask for love
I can possess
I ask for God and his angels to bless me
(Liz)
I ask for nothing
I can get by
But I know so many less luck than I
Please help my people
The poor and down trod
I thought we all were
The children of God.
God help the outcasts
Children of- Go-------------------------d."
"WOOT WOOT!" Cassandra called as she bled and was dragged around.
"BOOOOOOOOOOO!" Stanton threw tomatoes at Liz. "GET OFF THE FUCKING STAGE!"
Vanessa clapped.
Stanton butted Liz off stage and dragged Avery up.
"I can show you the world
Shinging shimmering splendid
Tell me princess
Now when did you last let your hear decide?
I can open your eyes
Take you wonder by wonder
Over sideways and under
On a magic carpet ride
A whole new world
A new fantastic point of view
No one to tell us no
Or where to go
Or say we're only dreaming"
"WTF Lauren! This isn't the parody! I play Vanessa in the Serena's Flying Adventure! Remember?" Lexi shook her head. She needed to fix this.
Vanessa clapped. She then began to sing with Stanton.
"A whole new world.
A dazzling place I never knew.
But when I'm way up here,
it's crystal clear
that now I'm in a whole new world with you.
(Stanton's part)
Unbelievable sights.
Indescribable feeling.
Soaring,
tumbling,
freewheeling,
through an endless diamond sky.
A whole new world.
(Stanton's part)
A hundred thousand things to see.
(S part)
I'm like a shooting star, I've come so far.
I can't go back to where I used to be.
(S part)
Every turn a new surprise
(S part)
Every moment red letter."
"WHY DIDN"T YOU LET ME DO IT! I WAS PERFECTLY CAPABLE!" Stanton wailed.
"Oh c'mon! You have such a baritone singing voice. How could you expect to do the high Es for Jasmine's part, besides its called a duet for a reason. Just be lucky I wanted to sing it with you." Vanessa tossed her head in defiance. Honestly, people just don't know how to appreciate my greatness .
Stanton grabbed Vanessa by the neck. "What the hell are you talking about! You're a fucking tenor!" he spoke the truth. It was almost unbearable to hear Lea Salonga's part butchered in such a way. He put the collar on Vanessa also and started dragging her around. He dragged Jenn into yet another hole.
"Tenors are for guys!" Vanessa went invisible and was freed of the collar. She appeared on the balcony of one of the sets. "I'm a fucking soprano, bitch! Besides I wasn't the one butchering Brad Kane's part."
"Hey,my singing is hot! Brad can't sing anyway!" Stanton said.
"Then you are saying that Disney is incompetent because they obviously thought he was great for the part. Besides why didn't you audition for the part, you were the same age that you are now when the movie was being made. Could it be that you didn't have that much confidence in your singing?" Unlike me, who knows that my singing voice is the shit, otherwise, why else would I be able to perform at Planet Bang with Michael's band?
"I had better things to do", He crossed his arms. "Why didn't you audition for Salonga's part. I';ll tell you why! CUZ YOU CANT SING, BITCH! Michael just feels sorry for you. Thats the only reason you're in the band".
Catty and Amy stood up and did a perfect rendition of candle on the water from Pete's dragon "I'll be your candel on the water..." When they were done Amy and Catty sat down and watched what was going on
"Dude, that movie sucks ass" He put a leash on both Catty and Amy.
Liz sang from Tarzan.
"I gotcha ya, I'll be right here. Listen
Come stop your crying,
It'll be all right
Just take my hand
Hold it tight now
I will protect you
From all around you
I will be here don't you cry
For one so small
You seem so strong now
My arms will hold you
Keep you safe and warm
This bond between us
Can't be broken
I will be here
Don't you cry
'Cause you'll be in my heart
You'll be in my heart yeahhh
From this day on
Now and forever more, for more
Why can't they understand
The way we feel
They just don't trust
What they can't explain
I know its different
But deep inside us
We're not that different at all
You'll be in my heart
Said you'll be in my heart
From this day on
Now and forever more...
you'll be in my heart
No matter what they say
you'll be right here in my heart always
Always! always, always(3)
Don't listen to them
'Cause what do they know (what do they know)
We need each other
to have, to hold
They'll see in time
I know, we'll show them together
When destiny calls you
You must be strong (you gotta be strong)
I may not be with you
But you got to hold on
They'll see in time
I know
We'll show them together!
'Cause you'll be in my heart (Believe me)
You'll be in my heart (I'll be there)
From this day on
Now and forever more
You'll be in my heart (you'll be here in my heart)
No matter what they say (I'll be with you)
You'll be here in my heart (I'll be there)
Always
Always!
I'll be with you!
I'll be there for you always
Always and always
Just look over your shoulder
Just look over your shoulder
Just look over your shoulder
I'll be there always."
Jenn flew out of the hole... once again. "ARGH! You have GOT to stop doing that!" she exclaimed then she found another song she could sing. She pulled Serena beside her. Serena sings Ursula and Jenn sings Ariel.
URSULA
The only way to get what you want is to become a human yourself.
ARIEL
Can you do that?
URSULA
My dear, sweet child. That's what I do. It's what I live for.
To help unfortunate merfolk like yourself.
Poor souls with no one else to turn to.
I admit that in the past I've been a nasty
They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch
But you'll find that nowadays
I've mended all my ways
Repented, seen the light, and made a switch
To this
And I fortunately know a little magic
It's a talent that I always have possessed
And dear lady, please don't laugh
I use it on behalf
Of the miserable, the lonely, and depressed (pathetic)
Poor unfortunate souls
In pain, in need
This one longing to be thinner
That one wants to get the girl
And do I help them?
Yes, indeed
Those poor unfortunate souls
So sad, so true
They come flocking to my cauldron
Crying, "Spells, Ursula, please!"
And I help them!
Yes I do
Now it's happened once or twice
Someone couldn't pay the price
And I'm afraid I had to rake 'em 'cross the coals
Yes I've had the odd complaint
But on the whole I've been a saint
To those poor unfortunate souls
Have we got a deal?
ARIEL
If I become human, I'll never be with my father or sisters again.
URSULA
But you'll have your man, heh heh. Life's full of tough choices, isn't it? Heh heh.
Oh, and there is one more thing.
We haven't discussed the subject of payment.
ARIEL
But I don't have-
URSULA
I'm not asking much, just a token really, a trifle!
What I want from you is - your voice.
ARIEL
But without my voice, how can I-
URSULA
You'll have your looks, your pretty face.
And don't underestimate the importance of body language, ha!
The men up there don't like a lot of blabber
They think a girl who gossips is a bore!
Yet on land it's much prefered for ladies not to say a word
And after all dear, what is idle babble for?
Come on, they're not all that impressed with conversation
True gentlemen avoid it when they can
But they dote and swoon and fawn
On a lady who's withdrawn
It's she who holds her tongue who get's a man
Come on you poor unfortunate soul
Go ahead!
Make your choice!
I'm a very busy woman and I haven't got all day
It won't cost much
Just your voice!
You poor unfortunate soul
It's sad but true
If you want to cross the bridge, my sweet
You've got the pay the toll
Take a gulp and take a breath
And go ahead and sign the scroll
Flotsam, Jetsam, now I've got her, boys
The boss is on a roll
This poor unfortunate soul
Beluga sevruga
Come winds of the Caspian Sea
Larengix glaucitis
Et max laryngitis
La voce to me
Now, sing!
ARIEL
Aah...
Keep singing!"
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