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No seriously though. Read all my stories and be happy!

Chapter 1 – The One Letter

Dear Weird and Obsessed Girl,

It good to hear from you again. But please don't write back to this address. I like the fact I have a fan (actually I was quite shocked I had a fan come to think), but it has gotten annoying. I have at least 24 letters from you and even that weird chocolate that was 3 dimensional and almost killed me. Literally, I couldn't eat it. Thank for the letters and chocolate. I hope this will be the last letter between you and me.

Sincerely Yours,

Edward Elric

Edward quickly stuffed the letter into the mailbox, and took a step back as if admiring the fact that it would be the last letter he would ever get. He remembered the other 26(1) letters he had gotten from her.The girl from the other dimension, who some how was able to send him letters, messing up the series.

Not that Edward didn't mind the break, it felt good when the writers couldn't come up with a story soon enough for Edward to get back to work on. He just didn't know that the same dimension that the weird and obsessed girl came from was the same of his authors. Were the authors also drooling over him as they drew his picture?

Was he's creator drooling over his butt as he drew him?

Edward felt deeply exposed, as he walked back to the hotel that he and Al were staying in. When he opened the door, he was attacked by extremely hard metal person.

"GAAAAH!" Edward yelled as Al pulled his body and Ed's body close together in the worst bear hug in the century (2).

"Big brother! I bring good news!"

"W-what…"

Al just couldn't suppress his excitement in his voice.

"I saved a bunch of money on car insurance, by switching to Geico!"

"What the hell is that?"

"I don't know! I just have to say it like that so you would be shocked!"

"Another commercial?"

"Yep! Another commercial."

"Al, I have lost you haven't I?"

"Yep!"

"Aaaah."

-Zip-

Sooo, do you like it? I do! I know it matters too! Sorry for the shortness. I kinda ran out of ideas, plus my stepmom is breathing down my neck as we...read!

1 – He really has 26 six, the extra two were from me. Fufufufufufufu…

2 – I have been in the worst bear hug in the century, and it hurts like hell… Nonetheless, I haven't been hugged by metal -o-;;;

Tune in for the next installment!