Disclaimer: I not gonna continually right here, what you all know! MADAMNMA!

It's been that long already? –shock- Well, because of the big break, I will write more, in this chapter, k?

Chapter 4 – Into Hell

"I don't wanna go to school!" whined the adolescent for the a-thousandth time.

"You have no choice!" Lola yelled back.

"Hey! Don't bully the cuteness like that!" yelled Chelly, standing next to Edward.

"Yeah! Don't make us hurt you!" said Nikki (1), joining them on the other side.

Lola rolled her eyes, this was getting out of hand, and annoying. Let's not forget annoying.

"Fine! I'm just saying. If the cops saw you outside, they'd take you to school. And who knows? You might be sent to some school, where none of us go." Lola suggested.

Nikki and Chelly exchanged glances of fear.

"I can always stay inside." Edward said plainly.

Nikki and Chelly nodded their heads in agreement.

"NO! We have to go to hell. You do too! I mean you can pretend to be in our class and everything, that way we won't lose you. And think about it! They always said that school romances were the best!" Lola added, turning to Chelly and Nikki. Their eyes widened.

"Please Edward-chan!" Nikki whined.

"I'll do your laundry for a week." Chelly suggested, happily.

"You already do my laundry (2)." Edward said.

"Well, I do it even longer."

"Hmm, I must think about it first." Edward bit his lip and looked toward the sky. "Hmm."

"EDWARD!" yelled Lola.

"What? Okay, I'll go, but I can't just waltz into a classroom and say 'Hello! My name is Edward Elric! I'm from an anime!'"

"Well, lucky for you Chelly had this all planned out."

Well to tell the truth Chelly didn't have it all planned out, she wasn't even ready for that particular statement, but she was always quick on the uptake.

"We can call him Edward Drawde." Chelly suggested.

"That's such a horrible idea. Even for you." Nikki said.

"Well, feel free to your own opinion!" Chelly snapped back.

"Never mind." Nikki mumbled back.

-At Hell, I mean school…-

"Remember, just wait for the teacher to ask you what your name is, walk up and say 'Edward Drawde, I'm Lola's cousin, and I'm spending sometime here.'" Chelly assured him, as he sat in the chair next to hers.

"No sweat…Agh!" he said, as his chair tipped backwards, but miraculously! He didn't fall.

Just then a graying teacher boomed into the classroom. A hush feel over the students, as their teacher, Mr. Rob (3), sat down in his usual haste.

"None, of you…are dead. Well, there is always tomorrow." He said grumpily.

The cold silence fell across the room.

"Well, let's get started on this long day." He said as he stood up, and then he spotted a blonde floating in a sea of brown, brunettes, blacks, and the unfortunate green haired people in his class.

"Boy! Who are you?"

"Who me?" asked Edward.

"No, the one sitting next to you."

Edward stood up. "What's your name?" Mr. Rob mused.

"Edward Drawde."

"Who are you?"

"Lola's cousin."

"Why are you here?"

"My parent's sent me here to get to know myself."

"Are you fucking me?"

"What?"

"What kind of shit is that?"

"What are you talking about?"

"-mock voice- My parents sent me here to know myself, blah, blah, blah. It sounds like something you'd here out of some corny show."

"Whatever."

"Awwwwww!" chanted the class(with the exception of Chelly and Nikki, that is)

Mr. Rob's face burned red of pitiless anger.

"Never sass me again!"

"I didn't sass you. More of the fact, I didn't even say anything to your face. It was more of a mumble."

"Well, why don't you get to know our prince-a-pal (4)?"

Edward didn't put up a fight, he just walked out.

"I don't expect to see you again, midget."

Edward paused at the door, his metal hand (yes! It's still there,) crushed the doorknob.

"Come on know! Don't plague us with your miniature-ness anymore."

"I am not a mini bean."

"What?"

If this was an anime, the Edward would have mopped the floor with the teacher. Since this is a fan fiction, Edward mopped the floor with the teacher. If this was an anime, the teacher would have some how, survived. Since this is a fan fiction, let me just tell you, that the teacher some how, miraculously survived.

"This is the teacher right?"

"Eddy-ward!" Chelly said, "Come on! We must go to the prince-a-pal, office."

"We'll take the teacher, to some help." Some other kid offered.

Well, Mr. Rob no longer looked like a human. Just a imagine getting beat up with pounds and pounds of metal? Hmm, not sweet.

Chelly and Edward walked down the hallway; class had not been ready to switch yet, so it was really empty.

"You coulda killed him, Edward-chan."

"Well, he deserved it. I find no shame in my fault."

Chelly laughed and eventually, Edward laughed too.

-The Anime World-

You wouldn't believe Al, when he saw Ed disappear in front of his eyes. At first he thought that Edward had just used alchemy, but after searching for him for the whole day, it turned out he was gone. And the first person that Al had went to see, (well, he really didn't go see the person, the person bombarded his door in) was Roy Mustang himself.

"Hello, Al. I have a notice for your brother that ended up at my house. I came to yell at him, and steal some pie."

"What?"

"Never mind. Just some military humor."

Al had a lost look on his face, as Roy floated into his house and almost burned it down looking for Ed.

"So, where is he? Did he leave, knowing good and well that he left his mini crap at my house?"

"Um, he disappeared."

"Very funny, but this is not the time for some military humor."

"I'm serious."

"So he just vanished into thin air?"

"Yep."

Well, unfortunately for Al, that wasn't the question he was looking for. Roy decided to do something he has always wanted to do…

"YOU CAN'T JUST BURN DOWN PEOPLE'S HOUSES!" Al yelled in mock anger.

"I've always wanted to do that." Roy said triumphantly, putting his hands on his hips.

"For some one who is extremely smart, you're pretty dumb." Al said.

Roy rolled his eyes. "So, where is the full metal midget?"

"Gone."

-FLARG!-

That's the end yep. What? Your were expecting a novel?

Forget it, . Anyway. The little number things;

1 – Nikki is the special character of Vivian! See, I'm nice. And reads reviews….

2 – It's just something.

3 – Mr. Rob is the name of meh, evil teacher. He's the reason why the fic's weren't coming in that fast! Blame hell! And Satan.

4 – It's the rent-a-principal! Yay! Only $14.99 on this amazing offer!

Ooh! I can't to write again!