Hey what's up everybody this is my second fanfic well it's not actually a fic it's more random funny jokes about Xenosaga so read and review!

I don't own Xenosaga any of it's characters or even most of the jokes there just jokes iread on another site and i just couldin't resist putting it up there so funny

so if you read and it's your joke that's there sorry in advance.

1: Momo and shion's conversation

Shion and Momo are in the girls room on the elsa and Allen,Jr,Chaos and Ziggy are standing at the door and listening to there conversation.

Thwru the door you hear Momo

- When did you get thoses are they new?

-Yeah i just got them today what do you think Momo?

-Arent they a little big?

- When you have these they can never be to big!

- What did you get inlargements?

- Yup! There huge now!

-Isin't it hard to walk with them?

-No you just have to hold them a bit higher with your hands, see like this.

-Oh i see like this?

-Yeah! You got it Momo you'll have everyone looking your way in no time!

Outside the room you see allfour guys with perverted looks on there face when they see that the door opend and Momo and Shion

come out of the room holding two huge! A.G.W.S's.

2:Chaos,Ziggy and Momo are in a battle and then they win

Chaos: May all your souls re . . .

Ziggy: Hey! It's my turn to say something!

Chaos: Oh ok sorry my fault go ahead.

Ziggy: Ok well here it goes. My cyborg sences are tingaling.

Momo: What? Ziggy really you should stick to your original lines!

Some things you'll never hear in Xenosaga

Momo:ZiggyI think your names sound like a puppy's name.

Jr to Chaos

Jr: Chaos are you gay i mean really what's with the tight shorts

Chaos: Well actual i am gay Hehe!

Allen: Shion i love you!

Shion: What's that Allen?

Allen: Oh i said Shion thank you.

Shion talking to Allen:

Shion: Hey Allen i think your hot lets go to my room (winks to Allen)

Just something i think about Xenosaga 2

Momo: Hey what's the deal with the barret?I liked my old hair a lot better.

Jr: What were they thinking we were much better looking in the first game then the second they tried to make

us look older but instead they made us look crappier!.

Anyways that's sorta what i got for you guys about Xenosaga Pleas read and review Oh yeah and if anyone has

Xenosaga jokes email me them and i'll add them and tell everyone who's joke it is thanks bye!

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