Song: To the Tune of "Hot" By Smash Mouth

Hey, my name's Dorian Gray

You see, I'm hot as fire and

I'll always stay the same way.

You'll see I'm as greedy as I am mean,

And conscience means nothing to me.

So if youth's your desire,

We'll get along famously.

But one thing I must concede,

Refrain:

I'll never age, although this picture does,

It ages fast and it will never stop

Look at my face and you will know what I got,

I'm a living violation who is

Hot, hot, hot hot!

Out clubbing, that's my scene,

I will look so cool when you see me,

Although I feel like a disaster is about to impede,

I'll go faster, I'll quickly hide my picture away.

But oh, you've found it, and that's hard to do,

But you'll tell my secret so I'll kill you too.

No one must know of my ugly soul,

so I'll destroy the proof,

Hey arn't I Dorian Gray?

Refrain:

I'll never age, although this picture does,

It ages fast and it will never stop

Look at my face and you will know what I got,

I'm a living violation who is

Hot, hot, hot hot!

Refrain:

I'll never age, although this picture does,

It ages fast and it will never stop

Look at my face and you will know what I got,

I'm a living violation who is

Hot, hot, hot hot!

Refrain:

I'll never age, although this picture does,

It ages fast and it will never stop

Look at my face and you will know what I got,

I'm a living violation who is

Hot, hot, hot hot!

Hot, hot, hot HOT!