Random
A/N: Everyone is a little tiny bit OOC in this story. Hope you enjoy!
Disclaimer: ((Done by Inoure)) Oh and we own nothing, except a couple of buttons and a half eaten piece of pocky….--U
Alex: Where am I?
Mimiyu: You're at the blue moon hotel!
Psycho: I...
Alex: HEY! I own the blue moon
Psycho: HI!
Mimiyu: You were here with a whole bunch of girls...'not me though'
Alex: That explains the headache.
Shadow Lord: Hello Alex
Alex: Go away
Mimiyo: You all go away except some people like Alex and my sister
Tala: HEY EVERYBODY! I BROUGHT THE CHARDONY!
Psycho: Hi
Terry: Shut up Psycho
Mimiyu and Mimiyo: HI TERRY!
Psycho: Hi
Terry: I HEARD THAT THOUGHT!
Psycho: Asshole
Mimiyu: DONT CALL PRETTY BOY TERRY AN ASSHOLE YOU ASSHOLE BASTERD!
Terry: THAT'S IT IM LEAVING! I DECIDE TO COME BACK AND YOU PEOPLE ACT LIKE THIS!
Mimiyu: TERRY NOO DONT LEAVE ME WITH THESE IDIOTS!
Psycho: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Yeah you better leave!
Kai: Tala I brought the alcohol like you asked
Tala: YEAH! Bacardi All Around!
Dr. Psycho: Pass the pure alcohol and maybe some blood please.
Naraku: Where am I?
Shadow: Where's my sister?
Inuyasha: DIE NARAKU!
Sango: Inuyasha wait for the others to come
Jesse: Why don't we all just get...is that beer?
Kagome: Sit boy Inuyasha collapse into the ground after attacking a drunk Tala
Sango: Eeep smacks Miroku HENTAI!
Miroku:sigh It was worth it.
Psycho: Hello everybody.
Tala: HEY DR.NICK!
Dr. Nick: Did someone call me? Stop the voices! AHHHHHHHHH!
Dr. Nick runs into the street light yelling and gets hit by a car
Yugi: Let's duel!
Sesshoumaru kills Yugi with a butter knife
Inuyasha: YEAH!
Joey: WHAT DID YOU DO TO YUGI?
Naraku: You're annoying I curse you.
Naraku mutters some incoherent words and Joey grows a tail and floppy dog ears
Inuyasha, Naraku, and Sesshoumaru burst out laughing
Vash: What's so funny?
Miroku: Yes do tell.
Joey: Looks around Yeah what? Notices ears and tailHOLY SHIT IM A MUTT!
Inuyasha: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT! Chases Joey.
Tea walks in and Joey runs into her pushing them both into the street where they get hit by a bus.
Kai: Where'd all of you come from?
Tala: WHO CARES, HEY YOU WITH THE AWSOME EARS points at Inuyasha HAVE SOME OF THIS!
Inuyasha takes bottle and takes a sip
Inuyasha: Bleh! What is this?
Tala: VODKA!
Sesshoumaru: Let me try. Takes sip of vodka This is good.
Inuyasha: No its not it tastes like that stuff Kagome used on her fingers to take the paint off them.
Kagome: INUYASHA YOU DRANK MY NAILPOLISH REMOVER!
A group of 7 people walk in.
Person 1(boy with orange hair): What is this place?
Person2 (girl a brunette): I'm not sure...
Person 3(boy with silver hair): Baka neko, it's a party
Person 4(girl with black hair): Hey don't call him that!
Person 1: I can see that…
Person 5(boy has black hair): Let's see if we can join them.
Person 6(boy a blonde): Yea a party.Starts to snore.
Person 7(boy has black and white hair): Wait we're not even invited.
Tala: HI WELCOME TO THE PARTY!WHAT ARE YOUR NAMES?
Person 3: Must you shout?
Tala: YES I MUST! NAMES PLEASE!
Person 5: I'm Shigure.
Person 2: I'm Tohru.
Person 6: HI! I'M MOMIJI!
Person 4: Hiya! My name's Kagura
Shigure: Those two over there are Kyo points to boy with orange hair and that points to boy with dual colored hair is Haru.
Tala: HI! NICE TO MEET YA!
Vash: Hi who are you people...Wait I don't need to know anymore
Yuki: Why's that?
Vash: Cause, the author says I know your names.
Yuki: Ok…. --U
Tala: COME ON IN FREE DRINKS!
Legato: What's this? points to unknown foreign liquid
Tala: I don't know.
Kai: Wow. Tala didn't yell for once.
Tala: HI KAI!
Kai: I spoke to soon…
Tala: EVERYONE JOIN THE PARTY!
Momiji: YEAH!PARTY! runs towards Naraku and Knives
Haru: Momiji wait! runs after Momiji
Tohru: Come on Shigure pulls Shigure over towards Sango and Kagome
Yuki: Miss Honda wait!
Kyo looks around to find four people glaring at him (Sesshoumaru, Inuyasha, Tala, and Kouga)
Kyo: Ummm...Can I help you?
Kouga: You're a cat.
Kyo: And you are a wolf the two there points to Tala and Inuyasha are mutts and he points to Sesshoumaru is a dog any questions? Uhhh…It suddenly hits him what's going on.
Inuyasha, Sesshoumaru, Tala, and Kouga: Must chase.They say like in trance.
Kyo: SHIGURE HELP!
The four dog/wolves chase Kyo around the complex.
Kiome and Mirokie: HELLO PEOPLES!
Tala: HI SEXY LADIES!
Kiome: What did you say red head?
Tala: THATS NOT IMPORTANT! WHAT IS WE GOT BACARDI, VODKA, MUDSLIDES, RUM, ZIPPERHEADS JELLO SHOTS, BEER ,WINE, CHAMPAGE, BLOODY MARY'S, MARTINI'S, AND A BUNCH OF OTHER CRAP!
Mirokie: says in a shy voice I don't drink.
Kai: Now this is someone I can get along with. Points to Mirokie
Miroku: So can I. Grabs Mirokie
Mirokie: WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM! MABE IF I WAS DRUNK BUT, IM NOT SO IT'S A DIFFERENT STORY!Goes and smackes Miroku and leaves a nice big red mark
Tala: THEN HAVE SOME SAKE!
Mirokie: I DONT DRINK!
Tala takes bottle of alcohol and drinks some. Than he kisses Mirokie forcing her to drink it.
Kiome is standing there with a pale face full of horror as her sister Mirokie got a horrible kiss from the drunken red head.
Miroku: NOOO! MY MIROKIE!If looks could kill Tala would be dead ten times over.
Mirokie pulls away from Tala and ran to Miroku and Kiome to hide
Mirokie: STAY AWAY YOU ASS HOLE! Mirokie starts to hiccup from the alcohol
Sango: Oh Miroku! she says sweetly (evil scary look on face)
Miroku: Yes Sango. He twitches then runs away knocking into Kouga and Inuyasha
Mirokie: Mirokie wait I need you! runs even farther away from tala and graps miroku and holds him in till tala comes around the corner.
Tala: GET A ROOM YOU TWO!AND LET ME COME!Kai drags Tala away. Then Sango appears
(Money hahhahahaha monkey funky monkey hahhahahaha... Hello? I am alone? Whahwhahwha... party! Hello? Someone ...anyone... I am lonely... I need a hug...goes in corner and suck thumb)
Everyone: there's a voice in my head...MAKE IT STOP! everyone blows up
THE END! (Literally.)
Inoure: Well that's it for now.
Black rose: -Nods head- Yup, but please review and let us know what you think. Oh and flames will be used to fuel my flame thrower! Mwhahaha….