Inoure: Its the story that never ends!-laughs evily- You all are very lucky people because you get two chapters in one day!-sticks out tounge- Blah!
Black Rose: -Smilies and sings along- yes well were back with another instalment of Random!
Random Chapter 2: The Story that never ends!
Sesshoumaru: That was fun.
Kiome: Fluffy! Your still here not in million pieces!
Sesshoumaru grabs her and kisses her in a fiery kiss.
Tala: HEY EVERYBODY!stares at them and eats popcorn
Mirokie: Goes up and grabs Tala I need to repay you for before Tala. She kisses him in romantic way that he couldn't dream of.
Kai: What did I miss? Sango (still mad at a very red Miroku) kisses Kai
Mirokie looks up from the dazed Tala and looks for Miroku
Mirokie: Wake up MirokuMirokie shakes Miroku than goes down and kisses him.
Miroku: Miroku eyes open to see that Mirokie was kissing him
Terry: THE FUCKING WORLD HAS COME TO AN END! AND WORSE OF ALL IT HAPPENED AT MY HOUSE!
Mirokie: Terry! Runs and hugs him. Tala and Miroku's' jaw dropped from the, lovely Mirokie's kiss, but now has been taken away by Terry.
Kit: Button, button, button, button, button, button, button, button, button, button, button, potatoes!
Kai: What is with the potatoes?Stares at Kit whom is now poking a potato with a button
Terry stares at Mirokie wide-eyed trying to pull away while turning a lovely shade of blue
Kiome and Sesshoumaru finally pull away then start up again
Mirokie goes mad at all the people that are not kissing. She goes back up to Miroku and sits on him, and starts kissing him again.
Tala: Wow I'm lonely kisses Terry
Terry hits him on the head only to be attacked and kissed by Jakotsu. Who gets hit on the head by Bankotsu, and dragged to a far away dark corner where people start to hear disturbing noises
Sakura: Oh shit! Spots Tala and ducks behind a table so he can't see her.
Tala: Who was that?Looks in direction of girl hiding in plain sight behind an invisible table.
Terry walks into the picture with a naked Rankotsu hugging his leg.
Terry: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?
Sakura thought she saw Tala behind her but; it was only a red cat that just looked like his head but clearly not him. She got up and run smack in to the real Tala, not the cat.
Sakura: What the...…?Looks up to see something that she didn't want to see.
(((CARTOON CHASE SENCE) Terry is running away from the final three (and very naked) Band of Seven members))
Sakura starts to cry while still in front of Tala.
Tala: w-what's w-wrong? Tala looks around for the cops. Umm...don't cry and lets say you never saw me! How about that. Please just stop crying! Runs away after seeing Boris.
Sakura: I am blonde! Why do you think I'm crying for! Goes after Tala and smacks him over the head with an empty rum bottle.
Tala: But why is the rum gone? That takes care of you!Looks at Tala. What have I done! Starts to cry even harder than before
Boris: Are you ok miss?Hugs Sakura then looks at Tala. We'll take this mean heart-breaking bastard, far away from you! Grabs Tala and smiles lustfully at him.
Sakura: Nnnnnnoooo don't take Tala away from me! Grabs Tala from Boris and runs off with him (Tala) in hand.
Kiome appears behind Boris
Kiome: Hello Boris. She says in an evil sing song voice. I have a present for you.
Kiome holds out a toothpick. Her demented malicious thoughts glinting in her dark eyes
Kiome: TIME TO DIE! Leaps on Boris and stabs him multiple times with the wooden stick. And to finish it off pulls out a vicious man-eating poodle and locks them in a cage.
Mirokie comes out from under a table leaving a naked Miroku still under it.
Mirokie: I am missing a good fight because I was making out with Miroku under a table and now I missed the poodle attack on Boris ...That is not fair! Mirokie is still putting on her clothes
Terry: Finally I got rid of those gay freaks. Yay for me!A naked Miroku and Inuyasha jump at him.NOT AGAIN!
Tala: Where am I? Why am I naked? Who is the blonde girl giving me a blow job? HOLY SHIT!THERE'S A HOT CHICK RAPING ME!
Kit: What the fuck is going on here?Standing in front of Tala and Sakura.
Psycho: I feel hhhhhhiiiiiigghh! Yay!
Terry steps over an unconscious (and nude) pile of people.
Terry: I hate my life I hate you people, and I especially hate the fucking author.
Tala: I love moan author!
Mirokie walks over to the people where talking non-sense.
Mirokie: I have something to do and say. Evil smile on face.
Sakura: What is that? Damn it.
Mirokie: This is what I wanted to show you guys. Mirokie holds up a piece of paper.
Sakura: What the fuck is with paper?
Mirokie: What I will kill you all with!
Psycho: I got the phone number of where Jizzy works! It's 1-800-ME-HORNY.
Kamakazi: Who the hell are you people?
Mimiyu: That's weird I was right here, and yet heard nothing at all…
Kamakazi: KILL ALL HUMANS!
Sesshoumaru: Hmmm...what was I doing again?
Inoure & Black Rose: Well thats the second chapter for you! Please review!