Only one person tried to guess the answer to my trick que- err… my question?
IMPORTANT!- (I've said it, and I'll do it again…) If you are under 17, you may wanna get parental consent… guardian permission… your older sib watching your every move, anything!
"Well… how will we do that?" Ghost asked Kai.
"Well… remember school? Who got a perfect score plus extra credit on their sex ed final exam?" Kai asked.
Ghost thought for a moment… then gasped. "It's Knuckles!"
"Wait! I can't go over there! What if… he's the father?" Rouge asked.
Kai and Ghost exchanged glances. Ghost snorted and started cracking up. Kai stifled a laugh. Then, they both fell to the floor, laughing their guts out…
"SHUT UP!"
The two got up immediately.
Later… on Angel Island…"Sooo… tell me again why you need this info…" Knuckles asked Ghost and Kai.
"Umm… err…" they both mumbled, not knowing what to say.
Kai knew that they'd be killed if he found out Rouge was pregnant… and they'd be overkill if Knuckles was the father…
"Umm…"
"Lie!" Kai whispered to Ghost.
"Err… SHE'S PREGNANT!" Ghost said, pointing to Kai.
Kai had her mouth wide open and was giving a death glare to Ghost. Ghost swallowed a hard lump in his throat.
"Whatever… I don't need a reason…" Knuckles said.
Kai's mouth was still open.
"Well, who's the father… if Kai's pregnant?" Knuckles asked.
Kai thought that it was a perfect chance for revenge.
"HE RAPED ME!" she said, pointing to Ghost.
"What? I am 15 and I am a virgin, thank you very much!" Ghost snapped at her.
"WELL, I'M 16… and… umm… nevermindlet'sforgetaboutit…" she mumbled quickly.
Ghost looked at her with an eyebrow up.
"I don't know what kind of evil thing possessed you two to have sex with each other… but-"
"WE DIDN'T!" Ghost yelled.
"Whatever… you may wanna write this down…" Knuckles said with a smirk.
Kai shuddered. "Well, it pains me just to hear it… so I'll give Ghost the privilege to listen to all your wise words of… sex ed…" Kai laughed out.
Kai walked away from them and used a Chaos Control to get off of the island.
Ghost cursed under his breath. He took out a notebook and a pen. He swallowed harshly.
"Well, let's get this over with…" he muttered.
Knuckles sighed. He was sitting in front of the emerald… while Ghost sat at the steps.
(The perv- I mean… the perfect time for an A/N… Ghost… sorry for the grossness!)
Later…Ghost's eyes were wide open with fear… while Knuckles looked perfectly calm.
"I… Am… Never… Looking… At… A… Girl… Again…" he said softly.
"Well, it's not that bad…" Knuckles said.
Ghost shivered. "Gross! Don't say the words sperm and girl in the same sentence again!" he yelled at Knuckles. "Okay… and not the words orgasm and-"
"You're the one that told me to tell you this stuff…" Knuckles said.
"Okay… fine… umm… answer… my very random, curious questions… 'kay? Umm… don't think that I'm talking about someone but… do bats lay eggs?" Ghost asked.
Knuckles immediately looked up. His eyebrow slowly raised. "Why… do… you ask?"
"Umm… just… curious…"
"No…"
"Oooookkkkaaaayy… umm… if… let's pretend an echidna impregnates a bat… what will their kid look like?" Ghost asked, trying his hardest not to be suspicious.
"Well… whosever's genes stick out… like if the dominant gene of the parents' combined is… white fur, the child will have white fur…" Knuckles answered.
"Umm…" Ghost shuddered as he pictured many different ways Rouge's baby can look.
Meanwhile…"C'mon, we can get some information from Shadow right now!" Kai said.
"B-b-b-but… what if he's the father?" Rouge asked.
Kai narrowed her eyes. "IF… HE IS THE FATHER… YOU AND YOUR NEWBORN SHALL DIE THE MOST PAINFULL DEATH KNOWN TO ANIMAL… my way…" she muttered threateningly.
Anyway… do you guys think that they'll have better luck at Shadow's? ANSWER ME! I was kidding… I was just upset that only one person answered my question last time… Ghost…
SOOO SORRY FOR THE PERVERSION, GHOST!