"The War of the World"

Disclaimer: I think you get it by now. I have nothing to do with the actual Artemis Fowl series. If I did, I wouldn't be here. SPOILER ALERT!

Chapter 3:

As Artemis walked down the hallway leading to the commander's office, he desperately wondered who it was. From what Foaly had told him, he was under the impression that after Julius died, Ark Sool took over as commander, but something wasn't right. Foaly seemed happy to show them the new commander.

It seemed to take an eternity to walk the length of the hallway. He was dying, just dying to know, to find out who it was. Even the teeniest, tiniest clue would suffice. Foaly said the commander's office was on level 100. They were now passing 92. He wanted so badly to know. 96, 97. Almost there, just a few more feet. 100.

"We're here!" said Foaly.

"Finally!" thought Artemis.

"Look! The commander is just stepping in now." Said Holly.

"Where?" asked Artemis, "I don't see anyone but us. …. OH!"

"You guessed it," said Holly, " It's one of us!"

"Well, congratulations Holly," Artemis said, "you deserve it."

"Nope," said Holly, "it's not me."

"Then who is it," Artemis roared, "GOSH DARN IT I WANNA KNOW!"

"A bit more modest then before, aren't you Artemis," said Trub, "who always saves the day for the fairies, who gets us out of trouble, it's all there, the B'wa kell, Spiro, Opal, twice!"

"Oh my god," said Artemis, "it's, it's"

"That's right Arty, it's you." Said Foaly.

"Me? You picked me?" stammered Artemis.

"Yeah, we literally did pick you," said Mulch, "even I voted for you."

"Me and Foaly nominated you." Said Holly.

"Wow, me LEP commander," sighed Artemis, "alright, first order of business, my mother!"

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