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Survivor theme song plays as the scene fades to a clearing in a forest
Kel'Thuzad is standing in the middle of the forest clearing in front of two large wooden crates. He is looking around impatiently.
Kel'Thuzad (KT): Welcome to another exciting episode of Survivor! I'm your host, Kel'Thuzad, and my assistant Jaina is on her way here with the contestants.
At this moment, several goblin zeppelins following Jaina, who is riding on a dragon hawk, appear in the distance. They fly over to the clearing and touch down. The contestants exit from the zeppelins and form up into their teams.
KT: All right, I'm now going to explain to you all what you are going to do. Behind me, as you can probably see, are two crates. These crates contain supplies that you can use in your stay here. By the way, don't think of trying to escape, as this is an island off the Kalimdor coast and you will not get far before you're spotted.
Some of the contestants (like Kael) curse under their breath or show other signs of disappointment.
KT: Anyway, these two crates contain basically the same supplies, but there are a few differences. Each contains a different map, some supplies that differ from the ones in the other crate, and a different set of tents. This one on my left contains three small two-person tents, while the other one contains a single large tent that can hold a whole team. When I say go, you will have five minutes to discuss with your team and decide on a crate to take. Ready? Go!
Both teams immediately begin talking quickly. Arthas' team, as usual, is arguing. Arthas and Varimathras want the large tent, while Kael and Vashj want the smaller tents. (Thrall and Tyrande are looking on, shaking their heads)
Kael: We need to take the smaller tents. I don't like the smell of the dead, and I'd prefer not to sleep in the same tent as a vampire.
Vashj: I agree.
Varimathras: What are you talking about? I can't stand the taste of elf blood anymore. I prefer humans.
Arthas: I do not smell!
Meanwhile, Maiev's team has come to an agreement and they follow the warden over to the crate on Kel'Thuzad's left. At the end of the five minutes, Arthas' team is still arguing and does not appear to have noticed that the three-tent crate is taken.
KT: Time's up! Arthas' team, you have no choice but to take this crate, which contains the large tent.
Kael and Vashj look like they're ready to kill Arthas, but Kel'Thuzad steps in before they can actually do anything.
KT: Now, both teams, you have exactly five minutes again to break open your crate, look at your map, take whatever you can carry, and get out of this clearing and on your way to your campsite. You may not take the crate with you. Got it? Good, now go!
Both teams savagely attack their crates. Grom and Arthas take charge and smash the tops off of the crates with their weapons.
Kael: I'll take the map, since I can't carry much.
Arthas mutters something about "stupid elves" and then grabs the six-person tent. The rest of the team squabbles over what to take, but in the end they grab as much as they can carry and vacate the clearing. Maiev's team, meanwhile, under the direction of Furion and Maiev, take the most important items. They can't carry as much, as they have three tents rather than one, so they take only what they need. Garithos gets stuck lugging around two of the tents.
Garithos: I will not be treated like a pack mule!
Grom: Quiet! I'm carrying more than you.
This was true. Grom was burdened with the third tent, as well as numerous other metal items such as cooking pots and a grindstone for weapons.
At the end of five minutes, Kel'Thuzad and Jaina are the only two left in the clearing, along with a few goblins making repairs to the blimps.
KT: Let's see how our teams are doing, courtesy of our special Shadecams.
Arthas' team is shown. Arthas, with the tent over his shoulder, is second in line behind Varimathras. Varimathras is using his claws to cut a path through the foliage. The team, miraculously, is not arguing. This is probably due to the sweltering heat, which is affecting everyone except for Varimathras and making them sweat under their heavy loads. Varimathras, who is used to heat, is calmly slicing his way through the forest, pretending that the shrubbery is really a bunch of humans.
Maiev's team, on the other hand, is making very quick progress through the forest. This is due to Furion, who has managed to persuade the jungle to make a path to their campsite. Illidan, who has convinced Grom to keep Maiev away from him, is chatting with his brother like there had never been any problems between them. Maiev is still staring at Illidan. Garithos and Sylvanas bring up the rear, completely ignoring each other's presence. The scene switches back to Kel'Thuzad and Jaina. Jaina has summoned a water elemental which is dousing her with water to keep her cool.
KT: We'll be right back after this commercial break!
fade to Goblin Potion Emporium commercial