Author's note: I'm very sorry about the delay, but I've been busy with
school and acting.
Disclaimer: I do not own Survivor, Warcraft, or any of the characters and places in Warcraft.
*Survivor theme song plays as the scene comes up on Kel'Thuzad and Jaina in the forest clearing* Kel'Thuzad (KT): Welcome back to Survivor! When we last left our teams, they were trudging through the forest toward their respective campsites. They should have reached the areas by now, so let's take a look.
*Scene switches to a beach which has a red flag posted in it*
Varimathras finishes ripping a path through the jungle and the team stumbles out onto the beach. All of them (except Varimathras) are sweating from the heat.
Varimathras: Finally, I thought we'd never get here. I was beginning to wonder if I'd have green nails for the rest of my life.
Everyone else completely ignores Varimathras, and he shrugs and goes to sit under a tree. Vashj slithers into the water to cool off, and is quickly joined by Kael and Tyrande. Arthas looks over Frostmourne and walks off to the water's edge to begin cleaning it. Those near him hear him mutter something along the lines of "my precious". Thrall walks up to the flag and tears down the note that is posted on it. The note reads:
"Congratulations on reaching your new home for the next 36 days. You have the rest of the day and most of tomorrow to get settled in. At 7:00 P.M. tomorrow you must be at the location marked on the map included with this note. By that time you must have chosen a team name for yourselves. And remember, your entire team is expected to show up for the challenge." A smaller version of the map they had been given was printed on the bottom of the note with an X marking the location of the first challenge.
Thrall: Listen to this everyone. Thrall lets his sentence trail off as he observes the scene before him. Varimathras has fallen asleep under the tree, Tyrande is no where to be seen, and Arthas, Kael, and Vashj are fighting.
Vashj: You cut my tail! I'll kill you, foul undead!
Arthas (Lich King): You swam too close to us! It's your fault you got cut!
Kael: How dare you hurt the only friend I've got on this team!
Varimathras: *snore*
Thrall charges over and pulls the fighters apart. He then shouts so loudly that Varimathras wakes up and Tyrande comes charging out of the trees to see what the problem is.
Thrall: THAT'S ENOUGH! I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU THREE ALWAYS FIGHTING! I don't care if you've been enemies in the past; we're going to work together here! Understand? The menacing gleam in Thrall's eyes prompts the three battlers to nod enthusiastically. Thrall then continues to speak.
Thrall: Ok, here's what we're going to do. We're all going to get to work so we are too busy to fight. Arthas, you help me set up the tent. Tyrande, please go to the freshwater spring marked on our map and bring back some water. Vashj, go swim around and catch us some dinner. Kael, get a fire going so we can cook the fish. Varimathras, you can rest.
Kael: Why does he get to rest?
Thrall: Because he cut a path through the jungle. Now get going.
Grumbling, except in Tyrande's and Varimathras' cases, the team moves off to start working.
*scene changes to other side of the island, where Maiev's team is gathered around a blue flag reading the note*
Furion: Ok, so we have a day to build our campsite. I think that right now we should decide who's sharing a tent with who and get the tents set up.
Maiev immediately speaks up.
Maiev: Illidan. I'm sharing a tent with Illidan. I'm not letting him out of my sight again.
Illidan looks around pleadingly, and is met with glares from Garithos and Sylvanas and smirks from Furion and Grom.
Furion: Grom, if our people are going to be sharing Kalimdor, we might want to find out more about each other. I don't think I could share a tent with Maiev without killing her for what she did, and I don't think either of us wants to get stuck with the racist human or the rotting corpse, so it works out perfectly.
Grom: I think you're right, Furion. It does work out well.
Sylvanas and Garithos take one look at each other and then turn back to the group and speak at the same time.
Sylvanas: No! I refuse to be treated this way!
Garithos: Absolutely not!
Furion (grinning): I'm sorry, but you're the only two without a tent. Unfortunately for you, you'll be sharing. Now, let's all get our tents up.
Everyone unpacks the tents and begins to set them up. Illidan works on the opposite side of the tent from Maiev, and Garithos and Sylvanas carry on a steady conversation made entirely of vitriolic curses directed at each other, but the tents are set up in good time.
Furion: Well then, now that the tents are set up we need to get some food and water.
Garithos: I'll get the water. It will keep me away from you part- humans if nothing else.
Garithos walks off with the canteens.
Furion: Now that we have someone getting water, all we need is food. Who's going to get that?
Nobody moves.
Furion: Sylvanas, go hunt for food.
Sylvanas curses under her breath as she takes her bow and heads into the forest. Once she's gone, Furion addresses the group again.
Furion: Since I don't trust her to bring food back, let's go fishing while she's gone.
The rest of the team gets out the fishing rods they brought from the crates and begin to fish. Garithos soon returns with water and, with the fire that Illidan made earlier, begins to boil the water. Sylvanas eventually returns with a few very small, sick-looking rabbits. Fortunately, the rest of the tribe caught enough fish to make a decent meal.
*Scene changes to show clearing in woods*
Jaina: We'll be right back after this commercial break, that is, if Kel'Thuzad doesn't kill the commercial first.
Behind Jaina, Kel'Thuzad can be seen angrily shouting at a goblin. There is a smoking pile of rubble with a sign sticking out that says "Okk's Potion Emporium".
*fade to commercial*
Disclaimer: I do not own Survivor, Warcraft, or any of the characters and places in Warcraft.
*Survivor theme song plays as the scene comes up on Kel'Thuzad and Jaina in the forest clearing* Kel'Thuzad (KT): Welcome back to Survivor! When we last left our teams, they were trudging through the forest toward their respective campsites. They should have reached the areas by now, so let's take a look.
*Scene switches to a beach which has a red flag posted in it*
Varimathras finishes ripping a path through the jungle and the team stumbles out onto the beach. All of them (except Varimathras) are sweating from the heat.
Varimathras: Finally, I thought we'd never get here. I was beginning to wonder if I'd have green nails for the rest of my life.
Everyone else completely ignores Varimathras, and he shrugs and goes to sit under a tree. Vashj slithers into the water to cool off, and is quickly joined by Kael and Tyrande. Arthas looks over Frostmourne and walks off to the water's edge to begin cleaning it. Those near him hear him mutter something along the lines of "my precious". Thrall walks up to the flag and tears down the note that is posted on it. The note reads:
"Congratulations on reaching your new home for the next 36 days. You have the rest of the day and most of tomorrow to get settled in. At 7:00 P.M. tomorrow you must be at the location marked on the map included with this note. By that time you must have chosen a team name for yourselves. And remember, your entire team is expected to show up for the challenge." A smaller version of the map they had been given was printed on the bottom of the note with an X marking the location of the first challenge.
Thrall: Listen to this everyone. Thrall lets his sentence trail off as he observes the scene before him. Varimathras has fallen asleep under the tree, Tyrande is no where to be seen, and Arthas, Kael, and Vashj are fighting.
Vashj: You cut my tail! I'll kill you, foul undead!
Arthas (Lich King): You swam too close to us! It's your fault you got cut!
Kael: How dare you hurt the only friend I've got on this team!
Varimathras: *snore*
Thrall charges over and pulls the fighters apart. He then shouts so loudly that Varimathras wakes up and Tyrande comes charging out of the trees to see what the problem is.
Thrall: THAT'S ENOUGH! I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU THREE ALWAYS FIGHTING! I don't care if you've been enemies in the past; we're going to work together here! Understand? The menacing gleam in Thrall's eyes prompts the three battlers to nod enthusiastically. Thrall then continues to speak.
Thrall: Ok, here's what we're going to do. We're all going to get to work so we are too busy to fight. Arthas, you help me set up the tent. Tyrande, please go to the freshwater spring marked on our map and bring back some water. Vashj, go swim around and catch us some dinner. Kael, get a fire going so we can cook the fish. Varimathras, you can rest.
Kael: Why does he get to rest?
Thrall: Because he cut a path through the jungle. Now get going.
Grumbling, except in Tyrande's and Varimathras' cases, the team moves off to start working.
*scene changes to other side of the island, where Maiev's team is gathered around a blue flag reading the note*
Furion: Ok, so we have a day to build our campsite. I think that right now we should decide who's sharing a tent with who and get the tents set up.
Maiev immediately speaks up.
Maiev: Illidan. I'm sharing a tent with Illidan. I'm not letting him out of my sight again.
Illidan looks around pleadingly, and is met with glares from Garithos and Sylvanas and smirks from Furion and Grom.
Furion: Grom, if our people are going to be sharing Kalimdor, we might want to find out more about each other. I don't think I could share a tent with Maiev without killing her for what she did, and I don't think either of us wants to get stuck with the racist human or the rotting corpse, so it works out perfectly.
Grom: I think you're right, Furion. It does work out well.
Sylvanas and Garithos take one look at each other and then turn back to the group and speak at the same time.
Sylvanas: No! I refuse to be treated this way!
Garithos: Absolutely not!
Furion (grinning): I'm sorry, but you're the only two without a tent. Unfortunately for you, you'll be sharing. Now, let's all get our tents up.
Everyone unpacks the tents and begins to set them up. Illidan works on the opposite side of the tent from Maiev, and Garithos and Sylvanas carry on a steady conversation made entirely of vitriolic curses directed at each other, but the tents are set up in good time.
Furion: Well then, now that the tents are set up we need to get some food and water.
Garithos: I'll get the water. It will keep me away from you part- humans if nothing else.
Garithos walks off with the canteens.
Furion: Now that we have someone getting water, all we need is food. Who's going to get that?
Nobody moves.
Furion: Sylvanas, go hunt for food.
Sylvanas curses under her breath as she takes her bow and heads into the forest. Once she's gone, Furion addresses the group again.
Furion: Since I don't trust her to bring food back, let's go fishing while she's gone.
The rest of the team gets out the fishing rods they brought from the crates and begin to fish. Garithos soon returns with water and, with the fire that Illidan made earlier, begins to boil the water. Sylvanas eventually returns with a few very small, sick-looking rabbits. Fortunately, the rest of the tribe caught enough fish to make a decent meal.
*Scene changes to show clearing in woods*
Jaina: We'll be right back after this commercial break, that is, if Kel'Thuzad doesn't kill the commercial first.
Behind Jaina, Kel'Thuzad can be seen angrily shouting at a goblin. There is a smoking pile of rubble with a sign sticking out that says "Okk's Potion Emporium".
*fade to commercial*