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commercials end to show Kel'Thuzad and Jaina in a large clearing in front of two large holes in the ground
KT: Welcome back to Survivor! We're about to begin the first immunity challenge, so let's bring in our two teams!
The two teams walk in holding their banners and stand next to the holes.
KT: Now, have you chosen names for yourselves yet like the notes asked you to?
The team members look blankly at one another.
Kael: Err... Um... Well, you see... We've had a few arguments and we've been trying to get settled into our new home, so we don't have a name yet.
Furion: We're in pretty much the same situation. Can we get back to you on the name thing?
KT looks extremely irritated.
KT: Fine. But I expect you to have a name for your team by the next challenge. If you don't, there will be consequences. Now, let me explain the challenge to you. These two holes lead into opposite sides of a huge underground maze we've created. Within the maze are five magic orbs. These orbs are keys to a giant door which leads out of the maze. There is a catch, though: the door needs three of the five orbs to open, so only one team can get out. Whichever team gets out wins immunity, which will be represented by this idol.
KT looks around for the idol, but can't find it. He looks at Jaina, who doesn't have it either.
KT: Ok, who has the idol?
An acolyte comes running up to KT holding an object covered in a cloth.
Acolyte: Here it is, master. I'm sorry. It wasn't quite finished until just a minute ago.
KT: I see. What is your name, acolyte?
Acolyte: Me, master? My name is Bob. Bob suddenly seems to realize who he's talking to You... You're Kel'Thuzad! I've always wanted to meet you! You're the reason I joined the Cult of the Damned! I wanted to be just like you and this is the greatest honor of my life! I can't believe I'm actually standing in front of the great, mighty, powerful...
Bob continues rambling on and on to KT, who doesn't seem to be paying attention. He calls Jaina over and whispers something to her. She hands him a piece of paper and a pencil. KT writes something on the note and turns back to Bob.
KT: Listen, Bob, how would you like to do a favor for me?
Bob: The great Kel'Thuzad is asking me to do a favor for him? I would be honored! Just tell me what needs to be done! I will do anything you need me to do, whether it's cleaning out the ghoul pens or clearing the remains of the Crypt Fiends' breakfast, or...
KT interrupting him: Good, good. This is a very very simple task. All I need you to do is take this note to the initiate who runs the pool. You know, the one that sometimes has lost souls floating out of it?
Bob: I know that building! Great Kel'Thuzad, I shall deliver your note as though it had come from the Lich King himself!
Arthas (who has glowing eyes at this point) perks up at the mention of the Lich King. Bob hurries off into the distance with KT's note.
Arthas (Lich King): YOU SHOULD HAVE THAT ACOLYTE PROMOTED, LICH. HE IS A TRUE BELIEVER.
KT: Oh, he's going to be "promoted" all right...
A bloodcurdling scream is heard in the distance and a pillar of lost souls rises in the distance.
KT: Ah, the wonders of the Sacrificial Pit. Anyway, we've wasted too much time on that fool. It's time to begin the challenge. Remember, the team which collects three orbs and holds onto them long enough to open the door wins. Enter the cave and wait for my signal.
The two teams climb down the holes. Both end up in large cavern chambers with tunnels leading outwards into the darkness of the caves.
KT: Survivors ready! Go!
Both teams charge into the tunnels. Almost immediately, Arthas' team encounters a fork in the tunnel.
Arthas: Which way?
Vashj: Do I look like I know? I hate caves. I'm claustrophobic.
Thrall butting in before they can begin to fight: Why don't we split up? Arthas, Varimathras, and Tyrande can go left while the rest of us go right.
Tyrande: Why do I have to get stuck with these two?
Thrall: Because I don't trust you to be civil around Vashj.
Tyrande: Fine...
The two groups head off into their respective tunnels. Maiev's team, meanwhile, has been following one tunnel the whole time and has already found an orb.
Maiev: One down, two to go.
Furion: Yes, but I don't like how easy it was to find this one. It should have been much harder. Instead, we've only had one tunnel to follow the whole time.
Illidan: Oh, quit complaining. If the other two are this easy to find we'll have the challenge in the bag.
Grom takes the orb and the team proceeds down the tunnel leading out of the room. This tunnel leads them to another large chamber filled with spiderwebs.
Sylvanas: I don't like this... Watch out for spiders.
Garithos: Why thank you, Mistress of the Obvious. I don't think any of us would have realized to look for spiders in a room filled with spider webs if you hadn't pointed it out for AAAAHHHHH!!
A huge spider drops from the ceiling and lands on Garithos' helmet. Garithos panics and rips his helmet off, screaming "GET IT OFF ME!" The spider, caught off guard by Garithos' reflex action, is dislodged from the helmet and goes flying past Grom, who calmly bats the spider into a wall with his axe, crushing it. The rest of the team is looking at Garithos with barely contained laughter.
Garithos looking at everyone's expressions: What? Why are you all looking at me like that?
Everyone bursts into laughter. Garithos realizes his helmet is off and runs to retrieve it.
Maiev: Well, now we know why he always wears that helmet.
Garithos: Oh shut up! Baldness is natural in human men!
Grom: That doesn't make it any less funny to see the contrast between your mustache and your shiny bald head.
Garithos stands in the center of the group fuming while everyone else laughs at him. A few more spiders creep down from the ceiling, but Furion spots them and begins to talk to them (he is a druid). He manages to persuade them to move the webs covering the exit from the chamber, and after more laughing at Garithos (which the spiders join in on) the team leaves the cavern.
On the other side of the cavern, Arthas' group has managed to find an orb.
Varimathras: Tyrande, why don't you send one of your owl scouts to our teammates to let them know we found an orb?
Suddenly, Kel'Thuzad's booming voice echoes throughout the cavern.
KT Voice: Each team now has one orb! Three orbs are still out there!
Varimathras: That works too...
Meanwhile, Thrall's group is having some problems securing a second orb for their team. A trio of Naga Royal Guards is protecting the orb, and they refuse to give it up.
Thrall: Come on Vashj, can't you make these naga move out of the way? You're supposed to be their queen!
Vashj: They've been bought off by Kel'Thuzad. Money makes the world go round, after all.
Thrall: I was afraid of that...
Naga 1: Look, how about we make a deal. You go get us some glowing green mushrooms, and we'll give this thing to you.
Kael: Why do you want mushrooms?
Naga 2: That's none of your business! No mushrooms, no orb. Got it?
Kael: ...
Thrall: Hold on, I need to talk with my teammates.
Thrall's group goes back out into the passage that led them to the naga room and begins to debate amongst themselves.
Thrall: Think we can take them out?
Vashj: This is three royal guards we're talking about... I don't know, they're pretty well trained.
Kael: Wait, I know. Vashj, do you still know that tornado spell of yours?
Vashj: Yes... Oh, I see what you're saying... Good idea.
The trio re-enters the room.
Kael: Sorry to disappoint you snakes, but we're not interested in running your errands.
Naga 3: Well, then I guess you won't be getting... AAAAAHHHH!!!
While the naga is talking, Vashj casts her Tornado spell and lifts all three royal guards into the air. Thrall runs around the tornado and grabs the orb, and the whole group dashes for the exit. The tornado continues to spin around the room behind them and dissipates after they have already escaped into the tunnels. Without the howling winds of the tornado keeping them in the air, the naga fall and crash into the cave floor.
Naga 1: We... lost the orb...
The naga slump into unconsciousness while Thrall and his group exit the room and continue through the tunnels. KT's magically enhanced voice booms through the tunnel.
KT: Arthas's team now has their second orb! Maiev's team is now behind.
For a few minutes the teams scramble through the caverns looking for more orbs. Thrall's team succeeds in getting lost in the tunnels, and just as they all manage to find each other they hear KT's voice once again.
KT: Maiev's team has found their second orb! Only one orb remains!
Thrall: We have to get this orb! Come on!
Thrall leads his team down the only passage out of the tunnels they had become lost in. Moments later, they emerge into a huge cavern in what is obviously the center of the whole cavern complex. In the middle of the huge cave, the final orb floats above a pedestal. At both ends of the cavern are huge doors set with three holes and painted with the teams' colors. Thrall's team charges at the pedestal, but they notice that Maiev's team has emerged from a side tunnel and is closing fast on the orb.
Kael: You'll never take the orb! It's ours!
Varimathras: Don't count on it, elf!
Yelling at the tops of their lungs, the two teams crash into each other at the base of the pedestal and an all-out brawl begins.
KT (thinking to himself): Good thing we enchanted all of their weapons so they're non-lethal...
Thrall, Arthas, Garithos, and Grom, the heaviest members of their teams, all throw themselves at the orb and collide in mid-air. A four-man wrestling match immediately ensues and the combatants stagger away from the orb, punching and kicking each other and striking with their weapons. Tyrande and Sylvanas engage in a pitched archer battle, sending arrows ricocheting around the cavern. More than a few strike Garithos in the back, but he is too busy brawling to notice that not all of them are ricochets. Varimathras, intending to steal the orb while no one is looking and take it to the door, flies into the air and dives for the orb. Illidan, however, spots Varimthras and tackles him in mid-air. The two begin an aerial duel that takes them all over the cavern.
Kael: Vashj, is your Tornado spell ready again yet?
Vashj: Not yet.
Kael: Then we'll have to get the orb the old-fashioned way. You keep them busy, I'll get the orb.
Vashj begins shooting at Maiev and Furion, the only two members of the other team not engaged in combat. Kael, meanwhile, runs toward the orb, occasionally firing off a flaming sphere. Suddenly, Kael trips and finds his feet encased in vines.
Kael: What?
Furion: Did you think I'd forgotten my magic? Maiev, go!
Maiev suddenly blinks out and reappears very close to the orb pedestal.
Maiev: The orb is ours!
Kael: Not if I can help it...
Maiev jumps for the orb, and passes right through it. She stands up and looks at herself.
Maiev: What?! I've been banished!
Kael: You two aren't the only ones with magic!
An instant later, Illidan, who is now asleep thanks to Varimathras, crashes down on Furion, knocking him over and pinning him to the ground. Vashj grabs the orb, and Thrall and Arthas manage to break free of Garithos and Grom. The entire team rushes towards their door. Maiev's team begins chasing them, but Vashj calls a tornado in front of them and the whole team is swept off its feet. They are forced to watch from the air while Arthas' team places their orbs in the door and exits. Everyone is warped out of the cave and appears in front of KT and Jaina.
KT: Congratulations to Arthas' team. You have won immunity. This means that all of you will be spending at least three more days here. As for Maiev's team, I'll see you all tonight at Tribal Council.
KT hands Arthas the Immunity Idol, which is shaped like a shield with the Survivor: Kalimdor symbol painted on it. The two teams walk back towards their camps, Arthas' with jubilation and Maiev's depressed, and KT turns to the camera.
KT: We'll be right back after this commercial break!
commercials end to show Kel'Thuzad and Jaina in a large clearing in front of two large holes in the ground
KT: Welcome back to Survivor! We're about to begin the first immunity challenge, so let's bring in our two teams!
The two teams walk in holding their banners and stand next to the holes.
KT: Now, have you chosen names for yourselves yet like the notes asked you to?
The team members look blankly at one another.
Kael: Err... Um... Well, you see... We've had a few arguments and we've been trying to get settled into our new home, so we don't have a name yet.
Furion: We're in pretty much the same situation. Can we get back to you on the name thing?
KT looks extremely irritated.
KT: Fine. But I expect you to have a name for your team by the next challenge. If you don't, there will be consequences. Now, let me explain the challenge to you. These two holes lead into opposite sides of a huge underground maze we've created. Within the maze are five magic orbs. These orbs are keys to a giant door which leads out of the maze. There is a catch, though: the door needs three of the five orbs to open, so only one team can get out. Whichever team gets out wins immunity, which will be represented by this idol.
KT looks around for the idol, but can't find it. He looks at Jaina, who doesn't have it either.
KT: Ok, who has the idol?
An acolyte comes running up to KT holding an object covered in a cloth.
Acolyte: Here it is, master. I'm sorry. It wasn't quite finished until just a minute ago.
KT: I see. What is your name, acolyte?
Acolyte: Me, master? My name is Bob. Bob suddenly seems to realize who he's talking to You... You're Kel'Thuzad! I've always wanted to meet you! You're the reason I joined the Cult of the Damned! I wanted to be just like you and this is the greatest honor of my life! I can't believe I'm actually standing in front of the great, mighty, powerful...
Bob continues rambling on and on to KT, who doesn't seem to be paying attention. He calls Jaina over and whispers something to her. She hands him a piece of paper and a pencil. KT writes something on the note and turns back to Bob.
KT: Listen, Bob, how would you like to do a favor for me?
Bob: The great Kel'Thuzad is asking me to do a favor for him? I would be honored! Just tell me what needs to be done! I will do anything you need me to do, whether it's cleaning out the ghoul pens or clearing the remains of the Crypt Fiends' breakfast, or...
KT interrupting him: Good, good. This is a very very simple task. All I need you to do is take this note to the initiate who runs the pool. You know, the one that sometimes has lost souls floating out of it?
Bob: I know that building! Great Kel'Thuzad, I shall deliver your note as though it had come from the Lich King himself!
Arthas (who has glowing eyes at this point) perks up at the mention of the Lich King. Bob hurries off into the distance with KT's note.
Arthas (Lich King): YOU SHOULD HAVE THAT ACOLYTE PROMOTED, LICH. HE IS A TRUE BELIEVER.
KT: Oh, he's going to be "promoted" all right...
A bloodcurdling scream is heard in the distance and a pillar of lost souls rises in the distance.
KT: Ah, the wonders of the Sacrificial Pit. Anyway, we've wasted too much time on that fool. It's time to begin the challenge. Remember, the team which collects three orbs and holds onto them long enough to open the door wins. Enter the cave and wait for my signal.
The two teams climb down the holes. Both end up in large cavern chambers with tunnels leading outwards into the darkness of the caves.
KT: Survivors ready! Go!
Both teams charge into the tunnels. Almost immediately, Arthas' team encounters a fork in the tunnel.
Arthas: Which way?
Vashj: Do I look like I know? I hate caves. I'm claustrophobic.
Thrall butting in before they can begin to fight: Why don't we split up? Arthas, Varimathras, and Tyrande can go left while the rest of us go right.
Tyrande: Why do I have to get stuck with these two?
Thrall: Because I don't trust you to be civil around Vashj.
Tyrande: Fine...
The two groups head off into their respective tunnels. Maiev's team, meanwhile, has been following one tunnel the whole time and has already found an orb.
Maiev: One down, two to go.
Furion: Yes, but I don't like how easy it was to find this one. It should have been much harder. Instead, we've only had one tunnel to follow the whole time.
Illidan: Oh, quit complaining. If the other two are this easy to find we'll have the challenge in the bag.
Grom takes the orb and the team proceeds down the tunnel leading out of the room. This tunnel leads them to another large chamber filled with spiderwebs.
Sylvanas: I don't like this... Watch out for spiders.
Garithos: Why thank you, Mistress of the Obvious. I don't think any of us would have realized to look for spiders in a room filled with spider webs if you hadn't pointed it out for AAAAHHHHH!!
A huge spider drops from the ceiling and lands on Garithos' helmet. Garithos panics and rips his helmet off, screaming "GET IT OFF ME!" The spider, caught off guard by Garithos' reflex action, is dislodged from the helmet and goes flying past Grom, who calmly bats the spider into a wall with his axe, crushing it. The rest of the team is looking at Garithos with barely contained laughter.
Garithos looking at everyone's expressions: What? Why are you all looking at me like that?
Everyone bursts into laughter. Garithos realizes his helmet is off and runs to retrieve it.
Maiev: Well, now we know why he always wears that helmet.
Garithos: Oh shut up! Baldness is natural in human men!
Grom: That doesn't make it any less funny to see the contrast between your mustache and your shiny bald head.
Garithos stands in the center of the group fuming while everyone else laughs at him. A few more spiders creep down from the ceiling, but Furion spots them and begins to talk to them (he is a druid). He manages to persuade them to move the webs covering the exit from the chamber, and after more laughing at Garithos (which the spiders join in on) the team leaves the cavern.
On the other side of the cavern, Arthas' group has managed to find an orb.
Varimathras: Tyrande, why don't you send one of your owl scouts to our teammates to let them know we found an orb?
Suddenly, Kel'Thuzad's booming voice echoes throughout the cavern.
KT Voice: Each team now has one orb! Three orbs are still out there!
Varimathras: That works too...
Meanwhile, Thrall's group is having some problems securing a second orb for their team. A trio of Naga Royal Guards is protecting the orb, and they refuse to give it up.
Thrall: Come on Vashj, can't you make these naga move out of the way? You're supposed to be their queen!
Vashj: They've been bought off by Kel'Thuzad. Money makes the world go round, after all.
Thrall: I was afraid of that...
Naga 1: Look, how about we make a deal. You go get us some glowing green mushrooms, and we'll give this thing to you.
Kael: Why do you want mushrooms?
Naga 2: That's none of your business! No mushrooms, no orb. Got it?
Kael: ...
Thrall: Hold on, I need to talk with my teammates.
Thrall's group goes back out into the passage that led them to the naga room and begins to debate amongst themselves.
Thrall: Think we can take them out?
Vashj: This is three royal guards we're talking about... I don't know, they're pretty well trained.
Kael: Wait, I know. Vashj, do you still know that tornado spell of yours?
Vashj: Yes... Oh, I see what you're saying... Good idea.
The trio re-enters the room.
Kael: Sorry to disappoint you snakes, but we're not interested in running your errands.
Naga 3: Well, then I guess you won't be getting... AAAAAHHHH!!!
While the naga is talking, Vashj casts her Tornado spell and lifts all three royal guards into the air. Thrall runs around the tornado and grabs the orb, and the whole group dashes for the exit. The tornado continues to spin around the room behind them and dissipates after they have already escaped into the tunnels. Without the howling winds of the tornado keeping them in the air, the naga fall and crash into the cave floor.
Naga 1: We... lost the orb...
The naga slump into unconsciousness while Thrall and his group exit the room and continue through the tunnels. KT's magically enhanced voice booms through the tunnel.
KT: Arthas's team now has their second orb! Maiev's team is now behind.
For a few minutes the teams scramble through the caverns looking for more orbs. Thrall's team succeeds in getting lost in the tunnels, and just as they all manage to find each other they hear KT's voice once again.
KT: Maiev's team has found their second orb! Only one orb remains!
Thrall: We have to get this orb! Come on!
Thrall leads his team down the only passage out of the tunnels they had become lost in. Moments later, they emerge into a huge cavern in what is obviously the center of the whole cavern complex. In the middle of the huge cave, the final orb floats above a pedestal. At both ends of the cavern are huge doors set with three holes and painted with the teams' colors. Thrall's team charges at the pedestal, but they notice that Maiev's team has emerged from a side tunnel and is closing fast on the orb.
Kael: You'll never take the orb! It's ours!
Varimathras: Don't count on it, elf!
Yelling at the tops of their lungs, the two teams crash into each other at the base of the pedestal and an all-out brawl begins.
KT (thinking to himself): Good thing we enchanted all of their weapons so they're non-lethal...
Thrall, Arthas, Garithos, and Grom, the heaviest members of their teams, all throw themselves at the orb and collide in mid-air. A four-man wrestling match immediately ensues and the combatants stagger away from the orb, punching and kicking each other and striking with their weapons. Tyrande and Sylvanas engage in a pitched archer battle, sending arrows ricocheting around the cavern. More than a few strike Garithos in the back, but he is too busy brawling to notice that not all of them are ricochets. Varimathras, intending to steal the orb while no one is looking and take it to the door, flies into the air and dives for the orb. Illidan, however, spots Varimthras and tackles him in mid-air. The two begin an aerial duel that takes them all over the cavern.
Kael: Vashj, is your Tornado spell ready again yet?
Vashj: Not yet.
Kael: Then we'll have to get the orb the old-fashioned way. You keep them busy, I'll get the orb.
Vashj begins shooting at Maiev and Furion, the only two members of the other team not engaged in combat. Kael, meanwhile, runs toward the orb, occasionally firing off a flaming sphere. Suddenly, Kael trips and finds his feet encased in vines.
Kael: What?
Furion: Did you think I'd forgotten my magic? Maiev, go!
Maiev suddenly blinks out and reappears very close to the orb pedestal.
Maiev: The orb is ours!
Kael: Not if I can help it...
Maiev jumps for the orb, and passes right through it. She stands up and looks at herself.
Maiev: What?! I've been banished!
Kael: You two aren't the only ones with magic!
An instant later, Illidan, who is now asleep thanks to Varimathras, crashes down on Furion, knocking him over and pinning him to the ground. Vashj grabs the orb, and Thrall and Arthas manage to break free of Garithos and Grom. The entire team rushes towards their door. Maiev's team begins chasing them, but Vashj calls a tornado in front of them and the whole team is swept off its feet. They are forced to watch from the air while Arthas' team places their orbs in the door and exits. Everyone is warped out of the cave and appears in front of KT and Jaina.
KT: Congratulations to Arthas' team. You have won immunity. This means that all of you will be spending at least three more days here. As for Maiev's team, I'll see you all tonight at Tribal Council.
KT hands Arthas the Immunity Idol, which is shaped like a shield with the Survivor: Kalimdor symbol painted on it. The two teams walk back towards their camps, Arthas' with jubilation and Maiev's depressed, and KT turns to the camera.
KT: We'll be right back after this commercial break!