Darcia Plushie – glad you liked it.

Shiruba Neko – Haha. I'm considering adding Scar, however, I'm waiting for the right moment.

Vivian Remora – Yeah, I know about the whole Riza/Liza Fury/Fuery thing, and yes, I did consider writing it that way. I think, though, that I'll keep it like this (simply because I'm too lazy to edit the first chapter XD). Dunno about other FMA fanfics…maybe I'll fix it then.

AnimaBaya – glad you think it's cute – it was created while on a sugar high, so…yeah.

Disclaimer (I forgot this in the first chapter, lol) : I don't own any of these people or places. Wish I did, but no...sigh

"Psst. Hey, Edward." Liza poked the tiny alchemist and hissed at him in a stage whisper. "We're making a plan against the teacher 'cuz she put us all in time-out, come help us."

"I wasn't in time-out." Edward argued, glancing at the teacher to make sure she was still engaged with helping Armstrong. "This is Roy's problem, not mine."

"Come on anyways. Maybe, if the teacher doesn't come tomorrow, you can study what you want instead of reading the kiddy books." Havoc whispered back. "We're meeting outside during recess, okay?"

Edward, left with the choice of reading Mother Goose or his new textbooks, decided almost immediately. When the teacher called recess, he chased after Roy and his partners in crime.

"So what are we going to do?" he panted, falling over on the grass.

Roy sat down next to him, a piece of paper in his hand and a somewhat-evil grin on his face. "We're going to follow this. Edward, you're the best at sneaking around 'cuz you're so small, I wan' you to – "

His comment was cut off by a yell of outrage from Edward. "WHO'S THE SUPER SHORT SHRIMP WHO'S SO SMALL YOU NEED A MICROSCOPE TO SEE HIM?"

Liza, Fury, Hughes, and Havoc grabbed hold of his arms and restrained him from attacking Roy. "Don' do that." Fury whispered loudly. "Liza will shoot you in th' eye wif her gun."

After calming down considerably, Ed sat back down and listened to the rest of Roy's self-named "faulty-less" plan. He was to tie the teacher's shoelaces together, while Roy and Liza (of course Roy would work with Liza, Havoc complained) put holes in the bottoms of all the cups. Fury was going to let his dog loose on the snacks. Havoc would color, with whatever permanent markers he could find, on the wall. Hughes would glue everything else in sight together, and Armstrong would serve as a distraction during their misbehaviors.

"Hopefully the teacher will not want to teach us bad little kids any more." Roy said cheerfully, setting fire to the piece of paper with a match he produced out of nowhere. "Then we can take over the world!"

"Who ever said anything about taking over the world?" Liza said, poking him rather hard in the ribs. "You have too high expotatoes."

"Expectations." Edward corrected, stomping on the flaming paper that Roy had carelessly discarded.

I hate Microsoft Word. I swear, it underlines EVERY OTHER WORD I type! Cheese...I think I need a 'fanfic' setting where it only underlines mispelled words and not words that I write in every sentence. >. Ah well...read and review! Or Roy will hunt you down and enact his perfecty plans!