Again, I know about the whole Liza/Riza thing. Sorry for confusing anyone, but I think I'm going to keep it this way (for now at least.) XD

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"Ready for our perfecty plan?" Roy whispered to Armstrong. "Go!"

Armstrong shoved the table that he, Roy, and Hughes were sitting at. It fell over with a huge crash, making the teacher jump at least six feet and slam her head into the ceiling, breaking through the tiles and plaster.

She didn't come back down.

"Oopsie." Roy said, cackling. "She stuck. Right, men…and woman…go! Enact the plan!"

"How am I supposed to tie her shoelaces together?" Edward grumbled. "She's about three feet out of my reach!"

"Climb on a chair!" Roy yelled back as he and Liza raced off to the supply cupboard.

"What if I fall?" the blond wailed, pushing a chair over underneath the teacher and reaching up to tie her shoelaces together.

Havoc gave the chair a sharp kick. Edward fell over, taking the teacher's shoes with him. "Tie them like that!" he ordered, rummaging through the teacher's desk drawers and grinning evilly as he found a box labeled PERMANENT MARKERS. Edward proceeded to tie an elaborate knot that even he didn't know how to undo, and then decided to help Hughes with the superglue they had brought from home.

Roy and Liza found the supply cupboard and immediately pounced on the red plastic cups. "How do we poke a hole in them?" Liza asked, jabbing one with her finger.

"I dunno," Roy replied exasperatedly, "let's just jump on 'em instead." He stacked a few cups on top of each other and leapt on top.

The poor red plastic cups, unable to hold beneath the weight of a fat little four-year-old, collapsed with a loud crunch. Liza and Roy giggled, then began a cup-crunching contest.

Fury, his puppy's leash clutched in his fist, watched them with a wide grin. Black Hayate was devouring the stale graham crackers as fast as his owner could pull the packages open (which wasn't very fast at all).

Winry and Alphonse each took hold of one of the teacher's feet and pulled. She came down with a crash, landing on a chair that Hughes and Edward had very recently superglued. Havoc looked up from his wall art, smiling sweetly. "Do you like my drawings, teacher?" he asked, his face radiating innocence.

The lady screamed, tried to stand up, and fell over with the chair on top of her.

Liza and Roy came in with armfuls of squashed cups. "Edward, will you count these for us?" the gun-toting preschooler asked. "Roy says he has eleventy million an' I think he's lying. Did you squash the teacher with a chair?"

"Nah, she smished herself." Havoc said, tallying up the cups in Roy's hands, then the ones in Liza's. Al and Winry set the teacher upright and pushed the chair into the closet, slamming it and locking it triumphantly. "Roy, you have eleventy million, but Liza has eighty-twelve."

"Which one's more?" Liza asked, amazed at Havoc's ability to count.

The blond boy smirked at Roy. "Why, eighty-twelve, of course." This began a squabble that remained unresolved until the parents came to pick their preschoolers up.

"Aren't they so cute?" Roy's mother asked Trisha Elric as every child present burst into tears at the mention of going home.

"Oh, yes. Have you seen the teacher anywhere? I want to ask her what they learned today." Trisha said, smiling as Al and Ed hid behind her skirt.

"She goed out for a while." little Fury piped up, holding his father's hand and his puppy's leash.

"No she didn't!" Lust piped up, ignoring the glares from the culprits. "They were very very mean to her and slammed her in the ceiling and – "

Havoc caught Roy's attention. Upon receiving permission, he leaned in and kissed Lust full on the mouth.

Envy and Greed's chorus of "yuck!" combined with Lust's sudden wail was enough to draw the parents' attention from the teacher.

The boys high-fived each other behind their parents' backs. "I don't think the teacher wants to teach us anymore." Roy whispered, grinning evilly.

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