Short update this time, I know. XD I'm gonna collapse from all the homework I have to do…Lit paper went well, thanks everyone for being patient.

Disclaimer: I don't own FMA…yet. Muahaha…

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"Well, boys, how was your first day with Izumi?" Trisha asked her sons as they sat around the table eating lunch.

"We're all gonna die." Alphonse said matter-of-factly, munching on a sandwich.

"Does the soup have milk in it?" Edward asked, eyeing his bowl of tomato soup.

"No, Ed, it doesn't…or if it does, not enough for you to taste." she added as he took a huge mouthful. "Alphonse…what do you mean, you're all going to die?"

Alphonse ignored his brother's spluttering due to the threat of milk in his soup, and took a bite of his lunch that required his mouth's stretching to huge proportions. "I mean, all of us got put in time-out today, and miz Izumi says that if we're bad again she'll –"

"Al, you look like a chipmunk." Edward interrupted, poking his brother's cheek. "Dun talk with your mouth full."

"Yeah? Well, don't spit with your mouth full, mister I'm-Gonna-Spray-My-Family-With-Tomato-Soup." Alphonse retorted around his sandwich. "Eat your lunch."

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"All right. What's our plan to get rid of the teacher this time?" Roy asked, dragging a picnic basket behind him. Liza lifted up the other end and they carried it to a shady spot under a tree, where their accomplices joined them.

"I think I should get to draw on the wall again…that was fun!" Havoc suggested, sucking on his trademark lollipop.

"We already squashed all the cups, so we can't do that." Roy said, somewhat sadly. "Ditch the lollipop, Havoc, I brought you a sandwich."

Havoc bit the lollipop and crunched on the sugar, turning his tongue blue. "And I don't think we can really distract miss Izumi. She's got eyes in the back of her head."

"Really?" Fury squeaked, hugging his puppy plushie tightly. "That's scary."

"It's an espresso." Roy said, laughing at the youngest member of their ranks, as if his comment explained everything.

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"Gluttony! Did you eat my sammich?" Lust smacked Gluttony over the head with the nearest item at hand, her bookbag.

Gluttony, seeming not to notice her smack, ate her bag and looked for more, devouring their basket, Envy's plate, and Greed's shoes. The owners of said items tackled him as Lust screamed at the top of her lungs to anyone who would have sympathy on her. "HE ATE MY SAMMICH AND MY BRAND-NEW BAG!"

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Izumi glanced over the papers that the principal had handed her. "Exchange student…blah blah blah…starting tomorrow..." She ruffled through the papers, looking for anything else important, and came upon her shopping list.

"Why the heck do I need to buy plastic cups?" she asked the ceiling. "And snack foods, there should have been enough of those to last. This is only the second day in school…"

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They're all gonna die…

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