A/N: I'm sorry this chapter is short. But don't worry, the ninth (gate) chapter will be up pretty soon. Promise!

Disclaimer: Ok, so here's the deal. I were so close, stealing Jack, but the security guards caught me. So now I can't go near him. I have to stay at least 200 m away from him. Darn this cruel world...but I will get him someday, mwuahaha!

Madame Opera Ghost: Haha, it's okay. Glad you found my story amusing.

Layla: Yeah, I try to update as fast as possible, don't want my readers to get angry. ;)

Queen.Bowie.Jack.Sparrow.Lover: Yeah, go Mina! No, please don't die! I hope I updated fast enough ;)

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Jack kissed Mina and started walking back to his cabin with her. When they got to the cabin, they hurried inside and closed the door with so much force that it must have been heard over the entire ship.

Jack placed a trail of kisses from Mina's mouth, down to her neck.
"Oh, Jack…" was all she could say.
"Sch, luv. It's captain, and ye know it."

They walked over to the bed. Jack pushed Mina so that she fell onto the bed, then he joined her and laid himself on top of her.
Mina gasped when she felt Jack's rough, warm hands over her whole body. It felt so good. Jack got very frustrated at Mina's clothes, they were in the way for him.
"Bloody clothes!" he muttered. Mina giggled, but not for long. Jack started to undress her and continued kissing her on her neck and was just about to kiss her chest, when the door flung open.

"Ana-Maria!" Jack said and got up. "Darlin', long time no see, aye?"
Mina blushed and wondered who this 'Ana-Maria' were.
"Who is she?" Ana-Maria asked and looked at Mina, laying there, with her arms over her chest, preventing the shirt from falling down.
"Who? Ah, Mina, she be ju –" Ana-Maria slapped him across the face.

"Com'on, Mina, darlin', ye an' I be needin' some girl talk." Ana-Maria went over to Mina, took her hand and pushed her out of the cabin, leaving Jack standing there, looking like a fool.

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"I'm so sorry, Ana-Maria. I didn't know that you and Jack were-"
"It's ok. Me an' Jack be nothin'. He's me cap'n an' that's all."
"Oh?"
"Ye see, he stole me boat. I don't want te be with men who steals me boat." Ana-Maria laughed.
"Oh, ok." Mina, who had been tensed since the moment Ana-Maria walked in on Jack and her, finally started to relax. "But why did you slap him, if you're not mad at him?"
"It's fun te slap Jack. Everybody does it. This one time, he had slept with two whores in Tortuga. Not at t'same time. An' when he came back te Tortuga, he got slapped by t'first whore because he had left 'er. Then he got slapped by t'secon' whore because she didn't know that he'd been with t'first." Ana-Maria and Mina laughed and didn't notice that Jack stood there, watching them.

"An' what exactly do ye two ladies laugh about?" He asked with his arms crossed and stamping his foot.
"Oh, nothin' Cap'n." Ana-Maria answered and patted him on his cheek. .
"Just girltalk, luv." Mina continued and did the same to Jack as Ana-Maria just had done.

"Luv? Girl talk? What about me cheek? Pat? Both of 'em? What be those two up to?" Jack thought.

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A/N 2: Just wanted you guys to know, that Jack didn't got hurt, during the making of this chapter. He simply got a wee bit red on his left cheek, no biggies. ;) And oh, I don't mind you reviewing! (hint, hint.) Chapter nine will be up today or tomorrow.