Disclaimer: Thank God I don't own the teletubbies- they suck!
A/N: This is my first story on FanFiction so it's probably not that good. Hope you like it anyway! Throughout most of the story, the Narrator will be referred to as "N:" Please Read & Review!
Teletubby Show Gone Horribly Wrong- Ch.1
OMFG!
It's the Teletubby Show! #Enter really gay Teletubby theme song#
Hyperactive little kids: "Yay! Woohoo!"
Narrator: Hello Tinky Winky!
Tinky Winky: "Eh-oh!"
N: Hello La La!
La La: "Eh-oh!
N: Hey, where's that green freak Dipsy?
And that really overweight-but-doesn't-know-it-one Po?
What kind of a name is Po anyway? They should have added an extra "o" to the end of her name or replaced the "P" with an "H"! Either way would have made more sense!
Hyperactive little kids: #Gasp!#
(Tinky Winky coughs) "Ahem-hem!"
Narrator (realizing he just thought out loud): Oh…right, sorry!
So, Tinky Winky… where are the two tubby freaks?
Tinky Winky: "I don't know! Let's go find them!"
La La: "Okey-dokey, follow me!"
N: They went to the Teletubby Dome thing or whatever it's called, and waddled inside.
Tinky Winky: "Dipsy? Po? Where are you?"
N: They went into Dipsy's room and found him humping Po with his 9-inch long antenna.
Hyperactive little kids: "Oooh! Aaah!"
La La: "I can't believe you're cheating on me, Dipsy!" (Runs off crying)
Tinky Winky: "I can't believe you're cheating on me either, Po! And with… Dipsy! I mean, I know his antenna is longer than mine, but…"
Po (interrupting Tinky Winky): "Your antenna is triangular! But Dipsy's is straight and 9 inches long!"
Tinky Winky: "Oh, whatever! I'm going to go find La La so we can bawl our eyes out together!"
N: After 5 minutes, Tinky Winky comes back breathless, holding a note.
Po and Dipsy: "What's that?"
Tinky Winky: "It's a note from La La!"
Po: "What does it say?"
Tinky Winky: "Oh my baby-faced sun! La La committed suicide because of you, Dipsy!"
Dipsy: "That stupid tubby bitch! Didn't she realize I always liked Po better than her and that she was just a little fling!"
Tinky Winky: "Apparently not. You do know that we're going to have to get someone to replace her."
Dipsy: "Yay! That's awesome! I was getting bored of her anyway!"
That's all the time we have for today, kids! Next week, another new episode of:
The Teletubby Show Gone Horribly Wrong!
#Enter retarded ending song of the normal Teletubby show#
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A/N: One down, Three to go! Mua ha ha!
I'm already writing the next chapter, hope you liked this one. Later on I also add Arnold Schwarzenegger and a few other fun characters!